Freebies and free stuff

Have you been watching those Axe shampoo commercials? I must admit – I don’t know any men who wear Axe. Maybe I will after this week, because the new Axe hair line is just one of the many products you can get for free after rebate from Walgreens.

The Axe hair line has sexy names such as “De-Glue,” “De-Poof,” “Shaggy Look” and “Anti-Dandruff.” Allegedly if you use any Axe products, hot, scantily-cladded women will shower you with lust and affection. I’m not a dude, so I don’t know if it’s worked – so, dudes out there, why not give it a try?

Axe Shampoo, Conditioner or Stylers, 2.64 or 12 oz. – FREE after rebate

Maybe I just can’t remember whether or not this Axe stuff actually works. Well, Walgreens actually is offering 45 softgels of Iceland Health Advanced Memory Formula free after rebate. It’s a $29.99 value, so this is a really hard one not to pass up. Also, it’s apparently from Iceland, the country that brought you Bjork, so you know it’s good.

Iceland Health Advanced Memory Softgels, 45 count, FREE after rebate

If the combination of the men’s fragrance and the improved memory gives you a headache, Walgreens also has a free after rebate deal on their $2.99 Headache relief quickgels.

These rebates are available by online or in-store purchase, so be sure to check ‘em out!

All these products, as well as other rebates, can be found here:

Walgreens rebates

Hey, guys! Sorry I’ve been out of the loop for a couple of weeks with various and sundry life events, but I’m back with some deals for you. If you have a CVS near you, love washing your face and making money, boy, have I got a deal for you. For the rest of this week all Neutrogena sun care and facial products are Buy 2, get $10 Extra Care bucks. Here’s how you can use this to make some extra cash:

Currently, CVS is selling Neutrogena Fragrance Free Facial Bars for $2.99. Buy ‘em, get the CVS $10 bucks and earn around $4 that can be used on any future CVS purchase. (Goob: I’m actually working on a video that totally explains how the CVS Extra Care Bucks work in relation to the freebie world.)

As we all know, getting freebies is almost as good as getting cash. But this week Walgreens has the next best thing – A bunch of free-after-rebate offers.

• Zucol Cold Care Lozenges
• Revlon Age-Defying Spa Concealer or Spa Foundation
• Thermacare Trial Size Neck, Shoulder and Wrist Heat Wrap
• Garnier Fructis Wonder Waves Shampoo, Conditioner or Stylers, 6.8 to 13 oz.
• Walgreens No Rub Multi-Purpose Solution for Soft Contact Lenses

All of these can be purchased on-line or in store, so enjoy!

I was going out to the mall the other day, and was looking at the different sprays my friend had. There were a bunch of the normal girly scents, but you know what I’d really like to smell like? Ash tray. Or maybe magazine pages? If neither or those seem fitting, how about grease monkey?

Those are just a few of the peculiar unisex colognes Weird Fragrances is offering as samples from their new products. If the aforementioned scents didn’t appeal to you, there’s also pumpkin spice, hot cookies, cajun spice, and a few more scents that will make it harder to stick to the popular new years diet so many people vow to stick to.

[via the forums]

Do you like skiing, snowboarding, or other winter sports? The exhilarating thrill of all that action in the freezing weather?

Yeah, me neither. The first and last time I tried a winter sport(snowboarding), I ended up crashing into the intructor. And the small child he was helping… needless to say(but being said anyways), I’m not a huge fan of winter, sports, or any combination of the two words.

However, I do like to have posters, papers, drawings, and other fun things to plaster on my walls to make them a little less boring. So this free poster from Snowmass Village seems like it would be a pretty awesome addition to a boring wall.

When my sister was living with us, there was always shampoo around. In fact, there was so much crap in that bathroom to moisturize, color, straighten, curl, and other such hair related terms, that I was often confused.

I don’t know about you, but all I really want for my showers, is something to make me clean. I’m not very picky… But, now that she’s gone, there isn’t really anyone around that’s so obsessive about showering twice a day to keep the basic shampoo/conditioner stock going, so it’s always nice to see these free shampoo samples hanging around on the internet. Now, if only we could manage to keep the drain clean…(showers shared by many people are pretty gross, eh?)

[via the forums]

Do you, or someone you know snore? If so, I’m going to sympathize more with the people who live with the snorers. I myself (being a teenager, therefore living at home) have a room right across the hall from my parents, and my dad is quite the snorer. In fact, everyone in the house has been moving away from him to random couches lately… He could do with some of these free nasal strips so the rest of us could get some sleep once in a while.

So. This has been my first post. Wasn’t so bad, eh? Well… I’ll be getting better with this soon.

I’m not really sure what this free sample from EAS is, but it’s sure to be nothing short of awesome. The company is called Energy-Athletics-Strength, so maybe you’ll just get all three in a bottle. If that’s true, then this would certainly be in the runnings for the greatest free sample ever. Let’s keep our fingers crossed then. (Don’t be too disappointed if you get a sample powder of Myoplex in your mail though.)

I’m not sure that naming your food product ‘Monkey Brains’ is the best marketing strategy, but I suppose it did attract my attention. I don’t even like oatmeal that much, but surprisingly I kind of want to try this. Maybe the fruity flavors will make oatmeal taste good, which is probably better than the half pound of brown sugar or cup of syrup I usually have to pour in. We’ll see how I enjoy my free sample of Monkey Brains. (Look for the link on the bottom right.) If anything I’ll put to good use the free stickers that those brains come along with.

[via the forums]

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Supposable if you register with this site you get a free pet travel bowl, but once you go in to register it says you’re going to get a free shirt. Either way you’re getting something free, so who can complain. I sure hope I’m getting a free pet travel bowl, because I can tell you that they are one of the handiest things ever invented for a pet. You go on a nice hiking trip or to the beach and the next thing you know that darned beagle is panting again. Well whip out your trusty travel bowl and the day is saved!

A few hundred years ago we didn’t even know about germs. Nowadays we are downright terrified of the little guys. We do all that we can in the seemingly endless fight of fending off the pesky microscopic invaders. And yet to no avail, for we still keep getting sick. Well now it’s time to kick it up a notch and put some heavy duty gear into our arsenal. I’m talking about free Clorox Disinfecting Wipes. They kill 99.9% of germs. That only leaves .1% of germs left to fight another day! They don’t even stand a chance against us now.

[via the forums]

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We all know about Tylenol and its perks. Pain relief. Fever reducer. All that good stuff. But let me tell you, this Tylenol is something special. Rapid relief. Rapid release. Look at all those quick R words. I feel relieved just reading about it. Those witty Tylenol writers put us heyitsfree’ers to shame. Oh well. At least I have some Tylenol Rapid Release Gels to ease the pain.

[via the forums]

We all aspire to have the pearly white teeth a’ la Tom Cruise. Well, with this free Aquafresh White and Shine toothpaste, not only will you have white teeth, you’ll have teeth that shine. You’ll be able to blind those around you and go spelunking without a flashlight! Never again will you stumble in the dark on your way to the fridge for a late night snack. Toothpaste has never been so useful.

[via the forums]

Summer is coming my friends. Now before you start getting all excited about the warm air, beautiful sun-shine, playing frisbee, and going to the beach, let me remind you of one unfortunate side effect: B.O. Yes, body odor will return once again, and with full force. Oh, the sweet smell of locker rooms and dirty socks. Fortunately, there is something we can all do to prevent this travesty from ruining our days. Apply deodorant, free Ban deodorant. When in doubt, apply again. Your fellow citizens will thank you.

[via the forums]

They’re right, clean does feel good. I love clean. I love clean like Danny Tanner loves clean. Clean is a way of life. If only there was a way I could always be clean… clean like those that get to use this free Always Clean.

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Well, it looks like my posts have a bit of a motif going on. I guess I just really don’t like my allergies. And you know what? I don’t think they like me either. So in my latest attempt to wage war on them, here are some Pledge Allergen Trappers Multi-Surface Wipes. So as the days draw nearer to spring and as the clouds of pollen and dust begin to swarm towards your lands, pick up your new Allergen Traps and shout ‘This is Sparta!’ to those vile creatures that attempt to plague your nose. You may only have a few samples to fight off the tens of thousands of dust mites that wish to ruin your days, but at least for once you can strike fear into their hearts (and shout fun things)!

[via the forums]