EDIT: Now Dead
We all know about Tylenol and its perks. Pain relief. Fever reducer. All that good stuff. But let me tell you, this Tylenol is something special. Rapid relief. Rapid release. Look at all those quick R words. I feel relieved just reading about it. Those witty Tylenol writers put us heyitsfree’ers to shame. Oh well. At least I have some Tylenol Rapid Release Gels to ease the pain.
[via the forums]
We all aspire to have the pearly white teeth a’ la Tom Cruise. Well, with this free Aquafresh White and Shine toothpaste, not only will you have white teeth, you’ll have teeth that shine. You’ll be able to blind those around you and go spelunking without a flashlight! Never again will you stumble in the dark on your way to the fridge for a late night snack. Toothpaste has never been so useful.
Summer is coming my friends. Now before you start getting all excited about the warm air, beautiful sun-shine, playing frisbee, and going to the beach, let me remind you of one unfortunate side effect: B.O. Yes, body odor will return once again, and with full force. Oh, the sweet smell of locker rooms and dirty socks. Fortunately, there is something we can all do to prevent this travesty from ruining our days. Apply deodorant, free Ban deodorant. When in doubt, apply again. Your fellow citizens will thank you.
[via the forums]
They’re right, clean does feel good. I love clean. I love clean like Danny Tanner loves clean. Clean is a way of life. If only there was a way I could always be clean… clean like those that get to use this free Always Clean.
EDIT: Already dead now 
Well, it looks like my posts have a bit of a motif going on. I guess I just really don’t like my allergies. And you know what? I don’t think they like me either. So in my latest attempt to wage war on them, here are some Pledge Allergen Trappers Multi-Surface Wipes. So as the days draw nearer to spring and as the clouds of pollen and dust begin to swarm towards your lands, pick up your new Allergen Traps and shout ‘This is Sparta!’ to those vile creatures that attempt to plague your nose. You may only have a few samples to fight off the tens of thousands of dust mites that wish to ruin your days, but at least for once you can strike fear into their hearts (and shout fun things)!
[via the forums]
It’s coming. Don’t be tricked by the sun and the warm air and the longer days. You may be able to wear shorts, to put on those flip-flops, and don those sweet aviator sunglasses again, but don’t be fooled. For this, my friends, is the beginning of the worst time of the year. Runny nose, itchy eyes, sneezing, wheezing, and who knows what else. Yes, your allergies are back, but fear not! Some Free Alavert samples are on the way!
Okay, so maybe compared to the rest of the population, I’m something of a health nut.
No, I am a health nut. Tree hugging, tofu scrambling, vitamin taking, water guzzling health nut. I was excited when I found this free sample of Dakota Flax Gold because I sprinkle flax seed on my oatmeal anyway (or take it in capsule form). It’s great for your skin and hair, managing triglycerides, and cleansing your colon. YUM.
I’ve tried a lot of food in my life, some good, some bad, some ugly. I’ve also tried A LOT of health food, mostly bad and ugly, but bee pollen is something I’ve never tried. What could it possibly taste like?! As a vegetarian should I even be ordering this? Honestly couldn’t be as bad as the elk antler velvet that I tried a couple years bad to ‘rejuvenate’ and ‘energize’. Before elk antler velvet, I didn’t have the ability to run and puke, so I can’t deny it gave me more energy. Back to the point, try a free sample of PollenPower! Bee Pollen and tell me what you think!
(whoah my first HIF post. how cool is this?)
Hey there, I'm Goob and this is Hey, It's Free, otherwise known as HIF. I spend my days looking for 100% legit, non-spammy freebies. Have a look around and you'll realize we're the #1 site for freebies!
