Black Bear Diner Birthday Freebie

Black Bear Diner Birthday Freebie

Updated on 05-29-2014

This is how I picture the Black Bear Diner birthday freebie.

Goob enters diner and sits at nearby table as the server approaches.
Server: What can I get you today?
Goob: I’ll have a water and cheeseburger. Oh, it’s my birthday too!
Server: *eyes narrow* …is that so?
The server snaps his fingers three times then walks away briskly.
Goob: Uh…
The entire diner empties in a panic as Goob remains seated, dumbfounded.
Goob: So, am I gonna get my food?
The front door explodes into a shower of glass as a black bear enters.
Bear: RWAAAAAAAR!
Goob: AHHHHHHHH!

Unfortunately it’s just a silly dessert.

Signup Freebie: The bear ate it.
Birthday Freebie: Free dessert with any food purchase.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!




  • Lisa

    That’s life, Goob. Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you. Or your dessert. :D

  • JanelleMartinelli

    Seems to not be working anymore :(

  • Goob

     @JanelleMartinelli The link had just changed, I updated it now.

  • Nikki

    on http://www.heyitsfree.net/birthday-freebies/ you’ve called this the Black Dear Diner. Just so you know