Updated on 03-03-2015
This is how I picture the Black Bear Diner birthday freebie.
Goob enters diner and sits at nearby table as the server approaches.
Server: What can I get you today?
Goob: I’ll have waffles and coffee. Oh, it’s my birthday too!
Server: *eyes narrow* …is that so?
Server snaps his fingers three times then walks away briskly.
The entire diner empties in a panic as Goob remains seated, dumbfounded.
Goob: So, am I gonna get my food?
The front door explodes into a shower of glass as a black bear enters.
Unfortunately it’s just a silly dessert.
Signup Freebie: Free bear claw and cup of coffee
Birthday Freebie: Free Bearthday Breakfast (pancakes or waffles, eggs, and bacon or sausage)
Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!