I know I’ve posted this free pet window decal before because it’s currently next to my front door, yet I can’t find the old post for the life of me. I’d make for a horrible detective. We probably only need one decal at any rate. The last thing I want is for firefighters to think I’ve got twenty dogs hiding in the house since I’ve got 10 decals plastered on the windows.
EDIT: Hopefully you signed up earlier, because all of the free calendars are gone now!
In order to get this free Eukanuba 2010 calendar, look at the right side of the page for an arrow pointing towards the dog with a pink force field floating around her. From the looks of it, the calendar has nine puppies on the cover, so be prepared for massive amounts of “awwwwwwwww” once it arrives in the mail.
If you think your dog will let you dress him/her up in a Halloween costume, then head to your local Petco store Saturday, October 24 and get a free 1lb. bag of Hill’s Science dog food! Too bad there’s no way either of my dogs will let me dress them up. They love me and all, but even they draw the line somewhere.
Additional prizes will be awarded and registration begins at 1 pm. The “contest” will be held from 2-4 pm and freebie supplies will obviously be on a first come, first serve basis.
[via Jessica - thanks!]
Oh man, not these again! My sister has these free PETA stickers for kids and every time I go home, I have to see them and be reminded of how cute animals are. You know, it’s really hard to eat meat when you’re constantly being reminded of where it comes from. I enjoy my ignorance and would appreciate it if I could continue believing in the Meat Fairy, which is where all delicious food comes from obviously.
EDIT: Looks like they’re out of supplies.
This freebie may be called Exclusively Dog Cookies, but I take offense to companies telling me that their products are exclusively for anything. Isn’t that up for me to decide? I almost think I should eat these cookies myself to prove the point.
EDIT: It looks like this is no longer available.
If you’d like a voucher for a free bag of Eukanuba dog food, then scroll to the bottom of their page and sign up for one. I just mentioned to my dog that she’d soon be getting free dog food, but I don’t think she was all that excited.
Come to think of it, she’s always gotten free dog food since I’ve been paying all these years! Fingers crossed she has a stash of cash hidden under her crate or else I’m out quite a bit of money.
Umm…folks, we’ve got a problem here. The very first sentence on the site for this free Safety Around Dogs video states “Children and dogs go together like peanut butter and jelly.” I hate to ask, but I think somebody needs to. Who’s eating children and dog sandwiches? Isn’t this sort of, maybe, potentially a crime and worth looking into? Why are we being so nonchalant about our nations dwindling children and dog population? Am I the only person worried here?
The video is designed for children in grades K-6 and is offered to teachers, librarians, youth group leaders, animal control officers, animal shelters, veterinarians and community and civic leaders. In order to get it, simply e-mail orderdesk@akc.org and include your name, school or affiliation (for example, the Boys and Girls Club), mailing address and daytime phone.
I post these free McCruelty mask & stickers from PETA only because the mask is pretty darn creepy. Plus it’s just in time for Halloween! I can’t wait to scare a few … Wait a minute …
McDonald’s. McCruelty. Oh, I see what you did there! Man, PETA, that is Clever with a capital c. Who thought of this idea?! Give that a person a raise – immediately! Oh man, it’s just so witty! I should probably go ahead and retire from writing, because there’s no way I’ll ever be able to top that little play on words! …
I have the unfortunate habit of reading aloud whatever I’m currently typing. It’s kind of an extra layer of editing, but it’s also not a good idea in certain situations. Case in point these free Hill’s Science dog treats. As I typed the title, my sleeping dogs awoke before I’d even finished saying “treats” and are now going crazy at my feet. The fact that I’ve said it again twice in the past 10 seconds is not helping matters at all.
If you join the Royal Canin Felines Group, you should then be sure to fill out this second form for a coupon for a free 10-12 oz. Bag of Royal Canin Feline cat food. They actually ask that you create a bio page for your cat before you can get the freebie, almost like it’s a social network for them. I don’t know about your cat, but mine has zero interest in meeting nearby cats or joining “I hate when mice scamper away” groups.
I also enjoy the fine print on the cat bio page. One stipulation says “No language or images inappropriate for a 7 year old.” I have a feeling I’m going to spend the rest of the day trying to figure out what word an 8 year old could hear that he or she couldn’t have heard a year prior.
EDIT: They’re now charging for shipping, but this is still a great offer. The shampoo is great!
I have no idea what is included in this free Dinovite Sample Kit for dog, but hopefully it’s something worthwhile. My dog recently started itching her skin so much that it became raw, so I took her to the vet earlier this week. The problem? Allergies. The cure. Benadryl. And that information only cost me $100!
I told my pup she has a month to work off the debt, but I think the message was lost in translation. Does Rosetta Stone have a program for animals yet?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa….whoa. How can anybody look at this free Fancy Feast Appetizers for cats and not ask the following question: since when do cats get appetizers? I don’t even get appetizers! The day my cat starts eating better than me is the day I throw in the towel and start acting like a cat. I can lick myself whenever I want, six hour naps in the afternoon aren’t frowned upon, and free belly scratches on demand.
[via Chris - thanks!]
EDIT: The coupon is BOGO free. My bad, folks, I forgot to bring my printer with me on vacation 
Alpo is holding a contest where you upload a photo of your dog and tell a story about…well honestly, I can’t tell what type of story you’re supposed to share. I figure it has something to do with dogs, so I wrote a few brief sentences about how cool my dog is and submitted it in exchange for a printable free 13.2 oz. can of Alpo dog food.
Some might say I’m slacking on my job as a freebie hunter, but it’s a Sunday AND I’m working while on a quasi-vacation! If that doesn’t spell dedication, I don’t know what does.
Also, if you happen to win the contest, you’ll get free dog food for a year. Well, your dog will. I don’t think you’ll want to eat it.
EDIT: My bad, looks like this is for $3 off a bag. So it’s not quite 100% free.
Here’s a coupon for a free bag of Iams Premium cat food, which is a pretty nice dea… LOOK OUT! Everybody find cover, we’re under attack from vampires!!
*pushes younger siblings out of the way as he dives for cover*
Is it safe to come out yet? I knew I shouldn’t have picked today to stop wearing my garlic underpants! Huh? You mean that’s not a vampire on their site? It’s just a cat? I don’t believe you. You must be one of them!
You’ll have to register for a free account with P&G Everyday Solutions, but we’ve posted a bunch of their freebies in the past, so chances are you already have one. Plus, they mail this coupon, so no wasted ink!
I posted this free Dog’s Life magazine offer back on July 9th, but I wanted to post it once more to mention that it comes with coupons! I received my issue in the mail today and in the back are the following coupons, all of which don’t expire until 6/11/10:
Three guesses as to who sponsors the magazine.
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