Hey, It’s Free!

EDIT: This is now dead because apparently the makers of it no longer want our odors to be gone.

Quick, name something that smells worse than cat urine. BEEEEP, time’s up and you failed because that was a trick question. You can’t possibly name a worse smelling aroma and yet it seems that far too many households out there are plagued by it. Enter this free Odor-b-gone sample. Heck, I’m not even going to sign up for it, but instead discreetly have a few samples sent to select neighbors of mine. Maybe then they’ll get the hint!

You know, when this free Pup-Peroni dog snacks freebie from Wal Mart dies later on today, do you think we could just drive to our local Wal Mart and demand a sample? I have no shame; I’d print out a copy of the webpage, wander around the store until I found an employee that would okay giving me a free sample, and then I’d realize I just spent two hours getting a $3.50 product for free.

You know, on second though, maybe it’s not really worth it

[via Cara]

Bell Rock Growers is giving away some free Pet Green treats for…that’s right, you guessed it, your pet. I’d be a little worried if I saw a site giving away pet treats for humans. I mean, sure, we’ve all eaten a handful of dog chow at one point in our life just to see why our pets loved it so much, but that’s it.

What? You never did that? Oh….yeah….me neither. I’m just saying, I like, heard of somebody who did that. Of course I wouldn’t eat dog food though! *gulp*

[via Denise]

I have to admit, I’m a bit scared of giving my pets some of this free Blue Buffalo pet food. Does this have blue buffalo IN the food? If so, I’m sure it’s fine for my pets and all, but I have one simple question: Where are all these blue buffalo?

Are there entire herds of them roaming the plains somewhere? Are there other abnormally blue species out there with them? Blue elephants? Blue flamingos? Blue platypi? That’s it, I think it’s time for a little safari excursion to find some answers!

[via Moose]

EDIT: Of course, this is dead now…

It’s been a while since I’ve posted something for Fido, so feel free to sign up for these free Pet-Aloe Crumbles. This can actually be attributed to having caused me to waste the better portion of my morning. When I saw it, I immediately thought of the old Stephen Colbert skit where he talks about Crumbelievable non-stop. Then I started going through the video archives on Comedy Central and….well, let’s just say I’ve yet to shower today.

[via the forums]

It should come as no surprise that I have a cat. If folks haven’t seen any of my freebee reviews where Wooster’s made an appearance, well, then you should be following up on the site more often. But see, Wooster’s just the one that everyone sees. The dude craves attention. There’s also his sisters: Isabella (a white cat) and Cassandra (a grey tabby). Bella and Cassie are the smart ones, always sleeping and avoiding the cameras. Or pooping.

And speaking of pooping, this is a freebee for them. This free sample of a two week supply of cat litter will really help out around here. For anyone who has a cat, you know how often one poops. Now think of three of those suckers running around…

Oh, and with this one, if you get some form asking you for credit card information? Just erase your cookies and reload the page. I’ll help you out. And besides, I don’t think your cat has a credit card to pay for their own poop box.

Although, Wooster did get a letter in the mail the other day… But I think it was from the v-e-t. Yes, he knows how to spell now too…

EDIT: Now no matter what, folks, you have to pay $.95 for shipping. Sorry. We tried, honestly.

[via the forums]

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I’ve always been against feeding my pets food that looks fancier than what I eat, which I think this free Sheba cat food falls into. I mean, what’s up with these commercials of cats eating food off silver platters and having butlers serve their food to them. I’m lucky if I can find a TV dinner in the back of the freezer that won’t explode in my microwave. Then I get to sit down and enjoy the delicious rubbery texture and the mouth watering flavor of cardboard. Yummy! The last thing I need is to be eyeing Fluffy’s dinner and plotting how I’m going to steal it from her.

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: cat food, free cat food, freebies

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Supposable if you register with this site you get a free pet travel bowl, but once you go in to register it says you’re going to get a free shirt. Either way you’re getting something free, so who can complain. I sure hope I’m getting a free pet travel bowl, because I can tell you that they are one of the handiest things ever invented for a pet. You go on a nice hiking trip or to the beach and the next thing you know that darned beagle is panting again. Well whip out your trusty travel bowl and the day is saved!

I think I had to click through about 900 different pages to get to this free Whiskas Purrrfectly Fish offer for my cat. Lucky for you, though, I just went ahead and linked to the final page. But now I’ve just noticed that this offer for a free cat food snack is being hosted by American Greetings. Isn’t that a giftcard company? What in the world makes them want to give away freebies to cats? Maybe sales in the greeting cards industry are down so much, they’re banking on household pets to rescue them through their new line of “Thanks for cleaning out my litter box last night” cards.

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: free cat food, freebies, wal mart, american greetings

Boy Adam: Holy Bovine Goobman! What is this I see off in the distance? Are you really prompting me to say what I think…
Goobman: Yes, Boy Adam! Quickly, you can say the catchiest catch phrase since Ricky yelling at Lucy!
Boy Adam: But Goobman, surely we’ll be faced by a lawsuit by more than DC Comics and we’ll have to face the wrath of Matt Groenig if I…
Goobman: Boy Adam, you can say it!
Boy Adam: Holy Cow! Goobman, so we’re really talking about adopting our own cow from Stoneyfarm’s Have-A-Cow Free Educational Club?
Goobman: Exactly, Boy Adam! Soon, we’ll be receiving quarterly letters to join our crime files photo of our unheiferly four legged milk bearing friend, all to keep us informed of how her life continues!
Boy Adam: So when will we get our first carton of ice cream from her, Goobman?
Goobman: Moo-ve along here, Boy Adam! It’s memorial day, and no time for cheap jokes! To the Freebee-copter!

. . . to be continued? With a root beer float too, maybe?

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: free, cow, farm, milk, club, retro, cartoon, goobman, boy adam, superhero

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There’s nothing worse than cuddling up to Fido after a long day only to find yourself itching crazily at flea bites. I mean, unless you enjoy flea bites, but then you’d just be weird. A weird, flea bitten person who maybe gets a little to close to their pets for their own good. So tell ya what, just sign up for this free Sergeant’s Gold Flea & Tick removal for dogs and you can thank me later.

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: freebie, dogs, fleas, ticks

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Fellow freebie finder Melissa sent in a link to this free 4 lb. bag of Iams pet food she found. The site promises that the freebie pet food is A-okay to feed to your pets, which is good to know since I’ve practically just started feeding my pets human food thanks to all the recalls that have been going on lately. But my dogs don’t mind, they seem to love eating Pop Tarts and Cheese Doodles all day long. Wait, maybe that explains why they’ve gained a little weight recently…

[via Melissa]

Technorati Tags: free pet food, Iams, dog food, cat food, pet food recall

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It might seem as that the recent animal food recalls are never ending, but I’ve found a freebie that’s not only good for your dogs, but poison free as well. This free Pedigree Butcher’s Select dog food looks pretty delicious if you ask me, and I’m not even a dog.

[via Samantha and the forums]

Technorati Tags: freebie, dog food, pedigree, recall

My cat probably won’t eat these tuna flavored free Whiskas Puurfectly Fish treats since she’s by far the most pickiest eater in the history of the universe. If it’s not a chicken flavored snack or food, she won’t touch it and will walk off in disgust as if you just offered her a giant bowl of scrap metal to eat. Heck, I’d have an easier time getting my little vegetarian sister to eat this stuff than I would my cat!

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: free, whiskas, cat food, cat treats, tuna fish, chicken

I’ve tried a lot of food in my life, some good, some bad, some ugly. I’ve also tried A LOT of health food, mostly bad and ugly, but bee pollen is something I’ve never tried. What could it possibly taste like?! As a vegetarian should I even be ordering this? Honestly couldn’t be as bad as the elk antler velvet that I tried a couple years bad to ‘rejuvenate’ and ‘energize’. Before elk antler velvet, I didn’t have the ability to run and puke, so I can’t deny it gave me more energy. Back to the point, try a free sample of PollenPower! Bee Pollen and tell me what you think!

(whoah my first HIF post. how cool is this?)

Technorati Tags: Bee Pollen, Free, Sample, Gross, Health

EDIT: No longer available folks!

With the recent recall of basically every cat and dog food ever created, it’s nice to know that Wal Mart is giving away some free Purina cat chow that won’t actually cause bodily harm to my pets. Now if I could just find a brand of food that stopped my pets from doing bodily harm to me via their bad gas.

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: free, freebie, recall, wal mart, purina, cat, dog, chow, food

I’m starting to think that once I give my dog this free Good Life Recipe dog food, she’ll actually officially have “The Good Life.” She sleeps all day by the window with the sun to keep her warm, at night she sleeps in the bed next to me to keep me warm, and in between she eats, drinks, and runs around in the back yard. Where can I sign up for a life like this?!

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: free, good life recipe, dog food, animals

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You can sign up for the 20 day challenge (who knows what that is) and get a free bag of Puring One pet food for your dog or cat. They even have an option for those owners who have both cats and dogs, which eliminates the need to play favorites and only order a freebie for one of your pets! Although we all know dogs are so much cooler than cats anyways, so it doesn’t really matter in my household

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If you’ve ever wondered how many steps your dog takes in a given day, then wonder no more and get this free dog pedometer!

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I always thought of 3M as a company that only made stationary and office material, but low and behold Kellie sent in this free 3M pet care dental treat. Let’s just hope this is a real dog treat and not some recycled post-it notes!