I know I’ve posted this free pet window decal before because it’s currently next to my front door, yet I can’t find the old post for the life of me. I’d make for a horrible detective. We probably only need one decal at any rate. The last thing I want is for firefighters to think I’ve got twenty dogs hiding in the house since I’ve got 10 decals plastered on the windows.

In order to get this free Eukanuba 2010 calendar, look at the right side of the page for an arrow pointing towards the dog with a pink force field floating around her. From the looks of it, the calendar has nine puppies on the cover, so be prepared for massive amounts of “awwwwwwwww” once it arrives in the mail.

If you think your dog will let you dress him/her up in a Halloween costume, then head to your local Petco store Saturday, October 24 and get a free 1lb. bag of Hill’s Science dog food! Too bad there’s no way either of my dogs will let me dress them up. They love me and all, but even they draw the line somewhere.

Additional prizes will be awarded and registration begins at 1 pm. The “contest” will be held from 2-4 pm and freebie supplies will obviously be on a first come, first serve basis.

[via Jessica - thanks!]

This freebie may be called Exclusively Dog Cookies, but I take offense to companies telling me that their products are exclusively for anything. Isn’t that up for me to decide? I almost think I should eat these cookies myself to prove the point.

If you’d like a voucher for a free bag of Eukanuba dog food, then scroll to the bottom of their page and sign up for one. I just mentioned to my dog that she’d soon be getting free dog food, but I don’t think she was all that excited.

Come to think of it, she’s always gotten free dog food since I’ve been paying all these years! Fingers crossed she has a stash of cash hidden under her crate or else I’m out quite a bit of money.

The video is designed for children in grades K-6 and is offered to teachers, librarians, youth group leaders, animal control officers, animal shelters, veterinarians and community and civic leaders. In order to get it, simply e-mail orderdesk@akc.org and include your name, school or affiliation (for example, the Boys and Girls Club), mailing address and daytime phone.

McDonald’s. McCruelty. Oh, I see what you did there! Man, PETA, that is Clever with a capital c. Who thought of this idea?! Give that a person a raise – immediately! Oh man, it’s just so witty! I should probably go ahead and retire from writing, because there’s no way I’ll ever be able to top that little play on words! …

I also enjoy the fine print on the cat bio page. One stipulation says “No language or images inappropriate for a 7 year old.” I have a feeling I’m going to spend the rest of the day trying to figure out what word an 8 year old could hear that he or she couldn’t have heard a year prior.

I have no idea what is included in this free Dinovite Sample Kit for dog, but hopefully it’s something worthwhile. My dog recently started itching her skin so much that it became raw, so I took her to the vet earlier this week. The problem? Allergies. The cure. Benadryl. And that information only cost me $100!

I told my pup she has a month to work off the debt, but I think the message was lost in translation. Does Rosetta Stone have a program for animals yet?

[via Chris - thanks!]

EDIT: The coupon is BOGO free. My bad, folks, I forgot to bring my printer with me on vacation

Alpo is holding a contest where you upload a photo of your dog and tell a story about…well honestly, I can’t tell what type of story you’re supposed to share. I figure it has something to do with dogs, so I wrote a few brief sentences about how cool my dog is and submitted it in exchange for a printable free 13.2 oz. can of Alpo dog food.

Some might say I’m slacking on my job as a freebie hunter, but it’s a Sunday AND I’m working while on a quasi-vacation! If that doesn’t spell dedication, I don’t know what does.

Also, if you happen to win the contest, you’ll get free dog food for a year. Well, your dog will. I don’t think you’ll want to eat it.

Here’s a coupon for a free bag of Iams Premium cat food, which is a pretty nice dea… LOOK OUT! Everybody find cover, we’re under attack from vampires!!

*pushes younger siblings out of the way as he dives for cover*

Is it safe to come out yet? I knew I shouldn’t have picked today to stop wearing my garlic underpants! Huh? You mean that’s not a vampire on their site? It’s just a cat? I don’t believe you. You must be one of them!

You’ll have to register for a free account with P&G Everyday Solutions, but we’ve posted a bunch of their freebies in the past, so chances are you already have one. Plus, they mail this coupon, so no wasted ink!

• But one 10 oz. package of Purina Beneful brand dog food Prepared Meals and get one free, up to $2.39 value.
• Save $2.00 on one bag of Purina Beneful brand dog food, any size / variety.
• Save $1.00 on one package of Purina Beneful Snackin Slices brand dog snacks, any size.

Three guesses as to who sponsors the magazine.

So when my wife comes back in another three weeks, well, I’d better let her spoil them with a free sample of this oven baked pet food. After all, a furry revolution in our house wouldn’t be a good thing…

[thanks to Melissa, who included this zinger in her email: "Donations are gladly accepted, but if you're running low on cash (and who isn't), a nice kick in the groin to someone you see abusing an animal is just as good as cash (in my humble opinion)." - I couldn't agree more!]

I wonder if that’s supposed to tell us something about the rest of her recipes…

If you don’t have a cat, you might consider donating the litter to your local animal shelter. See, whoever said freebies can’t be used for the greater good of society?

I can’t tell if this free Dog’s Life magazine is only for one issue or a full subscription, but I signed up regardless. Nether of my dogs have ever shown even the slightest desire to read anything in my house, but if this is something they’d be interested in, then I’m all for it.

Huh? It’s for humans? Oh man, I hate reading.* There are always so many words!

*Not really, reading is awesome. Also, the fine print makes it sound like this is just one issue. Still, maybe it’ll have some coupons or something?