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Free Philosophy Ultimate Miracle Worker

Free Philosophy Ultimate Miracle Worker Eye Cream

This freebie from 2011(!) has returned

I support free Philosophy Ultimate Miracle Worker eye cream because it’s the same exact approach I have in life. Get a philosophy about something and, if that fails, you hang your hat on a miracle saving your butt.

The url looks super weird, but my sleuthing says it checks out.

Free Nexcare Bandages

Free Nexcare Bandages

If you’ve been wondering what Nana was up to lately, the answer appears to be testing out the latest round of free Nexcare bandages. Swordfighting, beekeeping, and mud wrestling are just a few of the ways she’s more active than I am.

Free Biosance Revitalizer

Free Biosance Revitalizer

You have to take a short 8 question survery to receive today’s free Biosance Revitalizer sample (look for the green survey button). They promise to “restore your own biological beauty,” which sounds awwwwfully close to Mad Scientist Territory. They also proudly proclaim “92% of women who tried The Revitalizer liked it,” which means I’m finally about to go where no man has gone before! It might not be space, but it’s a start in the right direction.

Free L’Oreal Nutri-Gloss Conditioner

Free L'Oreal Nutri-Gloss Conditioner

This free L’Oreal Nutri-Gloss conditioner is like a Nutri-grain bar for your hair. I think gloss makes up the base of the hair’s food pyramid.

Free Hugo Boss Cologne

Free Hugo Boss Cologne

Hugo Boss: The Scent is “soon to be unleashed,” which makes it sound like some sort of plague. But it’s actually a free men’s cologne sample. The jury’s still out if this is a positive or negative direction from my initial assumption.

Free 2 Minute Miracle Gel

Free 2 Minute Miracle Gel

If you scroll above the form for today’s free 2 Minute Miracle Gel, you’ll see a list of FAQs with the second question being:

Is it really my skin that I am seeing ball up?

Uh …. what the heck are we signing up for again?! Sounds like we’re about to get a freebie that caused most people to wonder “hey, is that my skin peeling away and, if so, don’t I need said skin?”

Free Le Weekend de Chanel

Free Le Weekend de Chanel

Despite today being Tuesday, we can sign up for a free sample of Le Weekend de Chanel renewing skincare. Fancy.

Free Skin Print Beauty Samples

Free Skin Print Beauty Samples

Whoa, I totally missed the news that we can print new skin. Adios, scratchy elbows and knees and hello free Skin Print Beauty samples.

Actually, judging from the photo, these might be best at forging new fingerprints. Looks like I can finally begin my cat burglar career in 6-8 weeks!

EDIT: The link is now only working if you copy & paste it: http://skinprint.com/skinprint-product-samples/

Free CeraVe Sample Pack

Free CeraVe Sample Pack

The free CeraVe sample pack form was broken yesterday, but it worked for me just now. If the form busts again, please let us know in the comments!

Glad they tacked on the arrow to let us know that’s our free gift box. I could have sworn it was an iguana at first glance.

Free Alicina After-Sun Shampoo

Free Alicina After-Sun Shampoo

This free Alicina After-Sun shampoo is intended for use after spending time in the sun, but I plan to tell my little brother that it has a magical spell on it and can only be used at night after the sun has set. Wonder how long that will last.

Note this is a Facebook freebie, so fire up those dummy accounts!