Beauty Products Freebies


Free Goop Revitalizing Day Moisturizer

Free Goop Moisturizer

EDIT: They took away the address field and changed the image text, so I’m assuming this offer is dead. :(

As HIF’s resident Goob, it took everything in my power not to insert my name into our free goop revitalizing day moisturizer. I know some Hiffers would love a free Goob, but sadly scientists here at HIF Industries have continually failed in their efforts to construct a cloning machine. They successfully managed to build an awesome paper cup skyscraper on my desk during football this weekend, so progress is most definitely being made.

In order to get the signup form to appear, you’ll need to look for the image above in the top, right sidebar and click it.

Free Lancome Visionnaire Nuit Serum

free lancome serum

I take it this free Lancome Visionnaire Nuit serum will help our vision become more … nuit? And that’s … good?

This is completely random, but has anybody noticed that almost every Lancome url contains a comma? I’ve been wanting to know the Hows and Whys of this for years.

Free Unilever Spray Deoderant

Free Unilever Spray Deoderant

This offer from Nov. 2015 has returned with a direct link!

Walmart is offering free Unilever dry-spray deoderant from their brands Dove, Degree, & Axe. You’ll need to watch a 36 second video before accessing the signup form, but you can also close your eyes. Mwahaha! Goob, forever the rebel … as long as it’s not too hard.

If the signup button doesn’t activate after watching the video, you may need to disable any Ad-blocking plugins you have installed or try another browser. For some reason it wouldn’t work for me in Chrome, but then worked fine when I tried an Incognito window.

The last time Unilever and Walmart ran this promo, they gave our samples far larger than the trial-sized freebies we’re used to. Fingers crossed that’s the same today.

Free Philosophy Renewed Hope Moisturizer

Free Philosophy Renewed Hope Moisturizer

Me and this free Philosophy Renewed Hope moisturizer have a lot in common. I get most of my hope from jars too! Well, more like jugs and bottles. Whiskey rarely comes in jars.

Look for the “receive your free sample of renewed hope in a jar day” link beneath the top navigation. It’s right above the picture. If for some reason that link stops working, you can try out this backup Facebook link and look for the direct link in the picture description.

Free Eye Mask & Earplugs

Free Sleep Kit

These free eye mask and earplugs are from a drug company selling Zecuity, an anti-migraine pill, so they’re marketing as anti-migraine kits. But hey, they could pass for a travel sleep kit as well. Heck, they could even work as a double-eyepatch if you also enjoy roleplaying goofy pirates.

Free Beyonce Perfume

Free Beyonce Heat Perfume

It may take a few tries since their site is getting hit hard, but if you’ve ever wanted to smell like somebody famous then request some free Beyonce perfume. And if they run out of stock, let me know and I’ll send you a bottle of my own scent. It’s called Goob: Did You Eat Garlic Today?

Free Schwarzkopf Shampoo

Free Schwarzkopf Shampoo

I’m fairly certain I spelled everything correct in today’s free essence Ultime Diamond color & Radiance shampoo offer, so mission accomplished for today!

They have 100,000 samples available on their Facebook page, however you are not required to like or share the page. Simply head on over and fill out the form, easy as can be.

Free P&G Everyday

Free P&G Everyday Program

Procter & Gamble don’t quite give out the same number of samples and coupons as they used to, but it’s worth mentioning that their free P&G Everyday program is still alive and kicking! Actually their freebie form seems bugged at the moment, but it was working earlier this week and has been around for a few years, so I have faith they’ll get it fixed. Unlike my faith in the Packers offense! It’s not cool that I can use the same sentence two weeks in a row!

Wait, what? Where was I? Oh yeah, the free P&G Everyday whatchamacallit. You can print coupons from there and request freebies multiple times a year. It’s definitely worth having a free account already set up since their freebies tend to go fast.

Free Na’Scent Ostomy Odor Eliminator

Free Na'Scent Ostomy Odor Eliminator

I’ve read the About page for this free Na’Scent ostomy odor eliminator and I still have no idea what the heck it does. But we can get two free samples of it and knock out some … pesky? ostomy for those who … suffer? from it. I really bad at this whole multitasking business while watching football.

Free Cottonelle Safe Flush Wipes

Free Cottonelle Safe Flush Wipes

There free Cottonelle safe flush wipes use “SafeFlush technology.” Wow. Computer chips are getting smaller and cheaper every day.

I swear I’ve posted this before, but I can’t find it anywhere in HIF’s archives. Like I would have easily bet $100 that I’d find this offer in the archives. Heck, you have to have an account to get this freebie and I already had one. I know I’ve been on the Internet for a long time, but it’s not like I go around making toiler paper accounts in my spare time.