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Free Kotex Liners

Free Kotex Liners

There are a few interesting tidbits about today’s free Kotex liners.

  1. It’s one of the rarest of rare freebies to be hosted a tumblr.
  2. It contains one of the least funny .gifs in the world.
  3. It doesn’t have a third tidbit, but I already dedicated to finishing this sentence.

How many Kotex samples do you think I’ve ordered over the years? I’d probably take the over at 24.5.

Free Olay Regenerist Cream

Free Olay Regenerist Cream

We get to choose from two different free Olay Regenerist cream samples today. One is for perfecting our tone while the other sculpts our micros. I’ll probably go with tone cream since my parents always said I need to watch mine.

Free Dark and Lovely Au Naturale Moisture L.O.C.

Free Dark and Lovely Au Naturale Moisture L.O.C.

You get to play a little game before requesting free Dark and Lovely Au Naturale moisture L.O.C.. All you need to do is swap the tiles around to spell out L.O.C. anywhere on the board. Do this three times, click your heels, and throw a pinch of salt over your shoulder to make an address form appear.

Free Prilosec OTC

This freebie has been available since the dawn of time. It never dies.

The free Prilosec OTC offer has returned with Larry the Cable Guy as a spokesperson. I like how he’s labeled as an “actual Prilosec user.” How is that verified? Are we working off the Honor Code or does P&G hire somebody to follow him around and monitor his activity? Would they go so far as to force him to take it? I’d want the job of shooting Prilosec pills at his mouth with a t-shirt cannon from across the room. If that job doesn’t exist, it should. Or what if they believe him but he hasn’t eaten any spicy food for a while? I’m guessing a guy in a dark suit with sunglasses walks up to him, hands him a plate of Thai food, and silently motions towards it.

Okay, time to lay off the coffee.

Free Biofreeze Pain Relief Gel

Free Biofreeze Pain Relief Gel

This free Biofreeze pain relief gel works wonders for whenever you’re in pain, but can’t find a walk in freezer.

I signed up for this three times to test it out. My VA address was rejected, but NY and SC were good to go, so YMMV.

Free Simple Skin Cleanser

Free Simple Skin Cleanser

EDIT: This freebie from March has returned for those who missed it!

This free Simple skin cleanser has me worried for one reason alone: micellar. If I’m reading this correctly (and history suggests I’m not!) then this freebie is set to deliver mice to our cellars.

Ohhhh, I get it now! This freebie is set to deliver simple mice to our cellars! Wait, that didn’t make it any better. The mice’s level of sophistication is not the cause of my objections here.

[thanks to Hiffer Joy for sending this in!]

Free Eucerin Repair Moisturizer

Free Eucerin Repair Moisturizer

I feel like I’ve posted this free Eucerin Repair moisturizer before, but the search isn’t turning up any results for this domain. I’m not sure who to believe: my self-diagnosed atrocious memory or a robot. It’s way closer than you think.

Free Playtex Sport Pad or Liner

One thing’s for certain about today’s free Playtex sport liner or pad offer: they didn’t blow the bank on a premium domain. My expert guess is they acquired it in exchange for a smile or a single freebie.

Free Laneige Moisture Cream

Free Laneige Moisture Cream

Target is offering free Laneige Water Bank moisture cream and BB cushion. What’s that, only dudes ask?

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Hey, look, I found some dogs!

Free CeraVe Sample Pack

Free CeraVe Sample Pack

The free CeraVe sample pack form was broken yesterday, but it worked for me just now. If the form busts again, please let us know in the comments!

Glad they tacked on the arrow to let us know that’s our free gift box. I could have sworn it was an iguana at first glance.