It’s a new month which means there’s a new Aerie in-store freebie available every Thursday. This month they’re offering a free signature scent that retails for $12.50. As the image above shows, they have a wide variety of scents available. I’m personally having trouble deciding between “flirty” and “pretty.” Which do you think will help the most with the ladies?

You have to be a member of their A-lister club, however you can join on-line or in-store for free and get your freebie the same day! You may want to call ahead and make sure your local store has some left in supply before heading out.

Who exactly are these free Kirkland Supreme Diapers from Costco for? Bigfoot? Look at the photo up there; I’m pretty sure that entire family could climb into one of these.

EDIT: Holy moly, the site finally seems to be going at normal speed now!

The website for this free $50 in Tylenol coupons has been bogged down since noon yesterday, which doesn’t bode well for what will happen once I hit the “publish” button. However, $50 in coupons is nothing to scoff at, so I thought I should post this and people could try to load it whenever they have a spare minute or ninety.

The site is an on-line calendar and they’ll release new coupons over the next three months. I had trouble getting any coupons to load, but Deal Seeking Mom is reporting that the current printable coupons available are:

• $1/1 Children’s Tylenol, Children’s Tylenol Plus Cold, or Infant Drops
• $1/1 Tylenol 8-Hour Product
• $1/1 Tylenol Cold, Allergy, or Sinus Product
• $1/1 Tylenol Extra Strength or Arthritis Pain Product
• $2/1 Tylenol PM Product

If you manage to print them, congratulations, you are better at my job than me. Stop by my house and I’ll hand over the keys to HIF.

[via Kerry & Lisa - thanks!]

Walmart is giving away a freebie that requires an intermission just to read it’s full name: free Garnier Nutritioniste Skin Renew Anti-Sun-Damage Daily Eye Cream SPF 15. They could throw a curse word in the middle of that and it’d take at least a week before anybody noticed.

The last time I wore a free Breath Right nasal strip was back in high school on the football field. You should have seen me, I was a beast! Tirelessly running up and down the field and always hanging around with the tough guys was a recipe for instant popularity. It seemed like everybody knew and was talking about me, which always made me feel great. And the girls! Oh, the girls. They were always pointing at me and laughing – no doubt thinking of a hilarious joke I’d recently told in class.

I probably didn’t need to wear full football gear to be the water boy, but people were always throwing good luck charms at me, like empty beer bottles. Sure, they hurt whenever they hit my head, but the more they threw, the faster I ran, and the more hydrated our team was! What great fans, huh?!

EDIT: Unfortunately their supplies have been exhausted.

Folks, somebody broke into my house and ate all of the Halloween candy I’m supposed to give out tomorrow. And, uh, they … okay, I confess, it was me, but it wasn’t my fault! Okay, maybe it was my fault, but there was a good reason! Fine, you got me, there wasn’t a good reason, but I was hungry and there was nothing else to eat! Oh stop looking at me that way, I admit it, I wasn’t even hungry and my pantry is stocked. Dang, you’re good at this – are you sure you’re not a cop?

As soon as this free John Frieda Brilliant Brunette Liquid Shine Illuminating shampoo and conditioner arrives, I’ll use it to wash the shame off.

The coupon expires on November 15, but supplies are limited. If you’re at work, you might want to wait until you get home to print the coupon as there’s an image of a model in a bra.

1. Dirt and grim are washed off.
2. Leaves a thin, temporary fire-resistant coating.
3. Four words: Glow in the dark!
4. With every wash, you look three days younger.
5. Contains 100% daily value of zinc, iron, and fiber – and they’re all absorbed through your skin!
6. Can burn off unwanted moles, freckles, and body hair with focused scrubbing.
7. May result in free transformation of feet into flippers!

How many do you think I got correct? Five?

You’ll be offered a few other coupons as well. I had $1 off Scope and another $1 off Downy coupons available, among others.

1. this doesn’t actually help science out at all

They only have size 4 and 5 available, so these are for giant babies or average-sized kids who are a bit older.

[via the forums]

I’m glad I checked my e-mail before going to bed, because there were two messages letting me know about a new free Lubriderm lotion offer from ShopText. Simply text the word MYSKIN to 467467 and your freebie should arrive in a few weeks.

We’ve posted some ShopText freebies in the past, so if you’ve signed up for a free account on their site already, then they have your address on file. If you haven’t signed up previously, then you’ll probably want to go ahead and do so now. Otherwise, unless ShopText has a bunch of wizards on staff, they’ll have no idea where to send your freebie!

[via David and Mindy - thanks!]

I thought about trying to get one of these freebies, but I doubt I could pull it off. I imagine my week-old beard would pose the first of many problems.

[via the freebie calendar]

Hey look, another Facebook freebie! This time around, if Glominerals gets 1,800 fans by Monday, October 26, then all of their fans get a free GloLoose eye shadow. Now I’m no wizard nor can I see into the future, but they currently have over 5,600 fans. Something tells me they’re going to reach their goal or else a few thousand people are planning on punking us and leaving the group on Sunday.

Samples probably won’t last too long, kind of like a Green Bay Packers lead. How are they 2-2 this year? A few more losses and my brother might snap.

Coupons.com has a free $3 coupon for Neosporin Lip Therapy [FF link] [IE link] [Safari link] and currently, CVS is selling it for right around $5.50. However, if you use your free Extra Care card when checking out, you get an addition $2.50 off instantly.

My very remedial math skills tell me that $5.50-$3-$2.50=$0, but then again, I just tried to drink the hot wax from the candle sitting next to me. What?! It smells like pumpkin pie and I’m hungry!

The instant $2.50 savings should last throughout the month of October, so be sure to print the coupon soon and then get your free lip therapy within the next few weeks.