Anyway, here’s how to get the freebie.

1. Become a fan of Pantene on Facebook.
2. Click this link.
3. You’ll now be on your Facebook homepage. Look at the right sidebar and you’ll see a section that says “Sponsored” where a Pantene ad should now be. It looks like this. Click on “get a free sample of Pantene” and you’re all set.

[via Freebies 4 Mom]

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How exactly does free Pssst Instant Spray shampoo work? You spray it on your head as opposed to squirting shampoo out of a bottle on your head? Oh, well that seems rather…American.

Watch out for accidentally confusing it with spray cheese. I’m not sure what would be worse: eating shampoo or smelling like cheddar all day long.

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Well, I should clarify, most people brush their teeth daily. I’ve known a few people who didn’t and…well, I only correspond with them via carrier pigeons now. What? I had to find some way to justify purchasing a bunch of birds last year!

[thanks Erika and Dollie]

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If you’re a member of Vocal Point, then you can score some free Puffs Plus to-go tissues. If you’re not a member, you can sign up today – but only if you’re a mom. As I alluded last December, VP is one of the many “moms only” marketing clubs on the Internet.

You know what’s awesome though? Nobody has invented a sex or child verification Captcha yet! So guys and childless gals, sign up and say you’re a mom! In fact, just to be safe, I dress in drag while signing up for sites like VP. I never know when they might surreptitiously turn on my webcam to verify that I’m a female. Plus skirts are kinda freeing.

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These free U by Kotex samples got me wondering what my mail lady must think I do. One day I’m getting seemingly normal freebies for a single guy in his twenties and the next I’m getting Parents magazine and a box of Kotex items. Sure, I could try talking to her, but I still haven’t found a smooth way of saying, “oh, by the way, I don’t actually use all of those tampons!”

This freebie includes the following samples:

• 1 U by Kotex CleanWear Regular Pad
• 1 U by Kotex barely there Liner
• 2 U by Kotex Click Regular Tampons

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You know, her imaginary kids sound pretty wild. I think they need a night or two of Babysitter Goob to whip them into shape. I’m like Mary Poppins, but instead of singing and dancing, I use pranks and scary voices to inflict terror. Which means I’m actually nothing like Mary Poppins at all.

If you had trouble accessing the earlier Sam’s Club freebies, try using this alternate link.

[via Chris, who I now believe is the sentient form of Sam's Club's website.]

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The only bad news is that Sam’s Club’s head of marketing must have had a bad lunch, because she’s angry again and demanding a member ID. As usual, nine random digits seems to work, but … oh crap, the Moral Police just pulled up in front of my place. Can I hide in your basement for a few days?

[thanks Chris]

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I only noticed because I recently got a number that ends in GOOB. I think it’s the coolest thing since sliced bread. I’ve been going around telling everyone I know about it, but I’m starting to regret writing it on all those bathroom stalls.

FWIW, both of the previous Astroglide freebies seem to still be available.

[thanks Debbie]

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I’m in the middle of doing my taxes and unfortunately there’s not an option for “eat this free John Frieda Luxurious Volume shampoo and never do taxes again.” Because I’d do it. In a heartbeat. In fact, I’m probably going to ingest this freebie anyway just in case there’s a loophole that I don’t know about.

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This free L’oreal Everstrong shampoo promises to “inject strength after just one wash.” What? It sounds like people are juicing up their hair to get an unfair competitive advantage.

I’ve never understood this whole “strong hair” craze. What are people doing to their hair that makes it break so often? Are there real life Rapunzel’s out there? Are people carrying around babies by tying them to the end of their hair? I’m genuinely baffled.

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If you head to Walgreens this week, you’ll be able to get some free Tylenol PM. I wasn’t able to confirm this deal personally, but only because other freebie lovers had raided my Walgreen’s stock, leaving none for me! Although, that in and of itself kinda confirms this works.

Purchase Tylenol PM – $2.99
Use $2/1 printable coupon
Use $1.50/1 coupon in the Walgreens March 2010 Coupon Book
Final price: Free!

Darn. I was really hoping for some Diphenhydramine HCI tonight.

[via Money Saving Mom]

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Emergen-C is back with a new free recipe/sample combo that lets you pick from four flavors. I went with Maui Wowee, but only because I have an inexplicable weakness to funny rhymes.

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This free e.l.f. manicure kit would be a lot more appealing if it came with an actual elf. I could use an elf. I wouldn’t complain if I ended up with a gremlin or gnome though. I’m not picky when it comes to which legendary creature I get for free.

Just think of all the pranks we could pull! He could fetch me a snack or drink whenever I asked and he’d always know exactly where I left my glasses or remote control. When I got home, he’d be waiting by the door with a stiff drink in hand and … wait. I think I’m confusing an elf with a butler. That happens more often than you’d think.

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I’m not having the best of luck with freebies this week. However, being an unflinchingly optimistic fool, I can feel my fortune turning around. Why? Because the last time I posted this free Lifestyles Ultra Sensitive condom, it was accidentally classified under our default category: Animals / Pets. Oops.

But not this time! I’ve quadruple checked that this post is marked under Body Products, so that makes the score Universe: 15,168 – Goob: 1. The comeback has begun!

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The “total effects” in this free Olay Total Effects body wash from Walmart makes me think of “special effects” for some reason. I’m going to be disappointed if my body isn’t covered in a cool CGI video while I’m using it.

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The free Burt’s Bees toothpaste offer is back. I’m running out the door, which is why posts are coming fast and furious this morning. The only downfall is that all the jokes in them were written beforehand, whereas this has not a one. But now, this is the length of an average post, so my job is done. Hooray deception!

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You have to have a Costco Member ID in order to get this free Lever 2000 soap, so that kind of stinks. The membership part, not the soap. I don’t know why somebody would want smelly soap.

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That is, unless this whitening product will enable me to shoot holograms out of my mouth!

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If you missed out in the Pantene offer this morning, then be sure to try your luck with this free Aveeno Nourish+ shampoo offer. They gave away a ton of these back in April ‘09, so if you signed up for any of them, you’ll need to use a new e-mail address this time around.

[thanks Kate]

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