Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: They’ve reached their cutoff for freebies.

Hey look, another Facebook freebie! This time around, if Glominerals gets 1,800 fans by Monday, October 26, then all of their fans get a free GloLoose eye shadow. Now I’m no wizard nor can I see into the future, but they currently have over 5,600 fans. Something tells me they’re going to reach their goal or else a few thousand people are planning on punking us and leaving the group on Sunday.

If you print out this coupon, you can take it into your local Sephora store inside a JCPenney to get either a free LORAC TANtalizer Baked Bronzer or a Mini Couture Shine Liquid Lipstick. I know this is probably a silly question, but I can’t slather the Baked Bronzer on my turkey this Thanksgiving in place of cooking it, right? It can’t possibly taste any worse than if I cooked it, but then again, my family probably wouldn’t appreciate the inevitable trip to the hospital. Ugh, they can be so demanding!

Right as the newsletter goes out today at 3:00 EST, TotalBeauty.com will be giving away a free mystery freebie. I have no idea what it will be, but fingers crossed that a bunch of Hiffers get one!

Samples probably won’t last too long, kind of like a Green Bay Packers lead. How are they 2-2 this year? A few more losses and my brother might snap.

Walmart gave away these free Carefree Ultra Protection Liners back in June, but it looks like the offer is back again. You can also print a free $1 coupon while you’re at it. You know what, while you’re doing things I suggest, any chance you could make me a pizza? Extra cheese, pepperonis, and black olives would be great. No? Fine, but if I burn my apartment down while making it myself, it’s all your fault.

EDIT: Doh, that was Hiffed quick.

Coupons.com has a free $3 coupon for Neosporin Lip Therapy [FF link] [IE link] [Safari link] and currently, CVS is selling it for right around $5.50. However, if you use your free Extra Care card when checking out, you get an addition $2.50 off instantly.

My very remedial math skills tell me that $5.50-$3-$2.50=$0, but then again, I just tried to drink the hot wax from the candle sitting next to me. What?! It smells like pumpkin pie and I’m hungry!

The instant $2.50 savings should last throughout the month of October, so be sure to print the coupon soon and then get your free lip therapy within the next few weeks.

Aquafresh is one of those unsung freebie heroes. They’re just always hanging with free coupons and offers. In fact, that have a page on their site with over $12 in free Aquafresh coupons available in addition to a free sample of extreme clean toothpaste.

• $1 OFF New Aquafresh Iso-Active Whitening
• $1 OFF New Advanced Enamelock Formula
• $1 OFF Advanced 2x whitening
• $1 OFF any Aquafresh extreme clean
• $1 OFF Aquafresh Gel Flex or Deep Action toothbrush
• $7 OFF Aquafresh White Trays

I always wondered why they picked Aquafresh as their name. Water has never left my mouth feeling as fresh as toothpaste. It just leaves it wet and slightly cold. I guess Toothpastefresh is a stupid name though.

The description for this free Playtex Sport Pack says it comes with “2 regular unscented, 1 super unscented, and a coupon for $1.00 off!” Wait, are they referring to tampons or something else? Way to not be descriptive, Playtex!

We posted some of these L’Oréal freebies and coupons this past April, but many of them look to still be available. Why? Probably because they’re hidden better than Atlantis. Log-in or register for an account before clicking on “My L’Oréal” and then “Special Offers.” The auto-playing techno music is a nice touch¹ as well!

The freebies available include:

• Free RevitaLife Deep-Set Wrinkle Repair or as I commonly call it, free RLDSWR
• Free EverPure Shampoo
• $2 coupon off any haircolor or highlighting product
• $2 coupon off any cleanser
• $3 coupon off Collagen Moisture Filler Day SPF 15 or Day/Night Cream
• $1 coupon off True Match or any face product

I don’t know about you, but I feel beautiful already.

[via Freebies 4 Mom - thanks!]

1. only if “nice touch” and “atrocious crime against humanity” mean the same thing [↩]

Walmart has a new link up for free Goodnites Underpants, but it’s linking directly to a StartSampling page and in the world of freebie blogs, that’s like trying to enter a black hole. Usually their links just reload the current page. I don’t know what they’re doing over there at StartSampling, but they’re making me look like a genius.¹

In case you’re having trouble getting the link to work, I’ll post it in the comments so that you can copy and paste it. Luckily for you, I have nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon!

1. when initially typing this, I misspelled genius. [↩]

EDIT: Okay, so now they are saying to RSVP at the link below and then go to this link where the submit form is. Only problem is that their server is overwhelmed right now, so you’ll have to keep trying to reload the page just be patient and let the page load.

Alright, the details on this are still a bit vague to me, but here’s what I understand so far. At 2:00 EST on Friday, October 2 through Tuesday, October 6, you can have a chance to get one of 50,000 free Herbal Essences coupons for a free 12oz. product. That means they’re giving away 12,500 each day and the first giveaway starts in about 2 minutes. Go to the link above and click on the RSVP option over on the right hand side.

The rules don’t say whether or not you have to also become a fan of Herbal Essences on Facebook, but it can’t hurt I guess. You know what else can’t hurt? Becoming a fan of HIF. However, dropping a giant box full of books on your foot most certainly can hurt. I think it was punishment for not having read half of the books.

EDIT: They’re out of freebies

Walmart’s latest offer of free Garnier Fructis Triple Nutrition shampoo & conditioner has me confused. Is this in any way related to high-fructose corn syrup and if so, can I eat it? Just think of all the possibilities of an edible shampoo!

1. You could eat it.
2. You could wash you hair with it.

Okay, so that’s not as many options as I imagined, but it’s still 100% more versatile than my currently shampoo. Hiffer scientists, get on this!

EDIT: As these coupons run out of prints, I’ll start removing the links to them. Anything with a link should still be available.

I stumbled across a ton of printable Neutrogena coupons this morning. They include:

• $5.00 off any Neutrogena Acne Therapy purchase. Doesn’t expire until 12/31/09.
• $2.00 off any Neutrogena Therapeutic Haircare product.
• $2.00 off any Wave refill purchase.
• $3.00 off any Wave Power Cleanser purchase.
• $1.00 off any Acne or Cleansing product

You have to register with their site, but after doing so you’ll receive access to all of the coupons. You may already have an account with them though – I tried to register and apparently I did so over a year ago. If it wasn’t for Firefox saving all of my passwords, I’d think half of these sites were lying to me!

How come my hair never looks as good as the guy in this free Nautica Oceans Cologne ad? Every photo I have of me recently emerging from the water looks like I have an octopus stuck on my head. And what’s with the open dress shirt? I get winded simply wading through the waves; how is this guy zipping around with that much drag?!

I’m busy working on the site (more on that soon), but here’s a free Always Infinity offer from Walmart.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I don’t know if my feet need any free Kerasal Exfoliating Foot Ointment, but the hard part will be deciding which foot gets the treatment. My left foot tripped over a branch the other day and made me faceplant in front of my cute neighbor but my right foot has this annoying cramp in it today. If neither of them shape up, I’ll pull this car over right now and they won’t like what happens next!

Or something like that. I’ve never quite nailed down the art of threat making.