Freebies and free stuff

There’s a free Benefiber offer available from … Rite Aid? Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second here. Since when has Rite Aid been in the freebie business? I can’t handle sudden shifts in my entire world like this. I need at least 10 weeks notice and a reassurance that everything will be fine, preferable delivered from Morgan Freeman. Michael Caine will do in a pinch.

Either there’s a set of twins advertising for free Palmer’s Cocoa Butter lotion for men, this stuff has cloning technology, or I’m still drunk from last weekend and seeing double.

The before & after photo for this free Miracle Skin Transformer just looks like they turned on the flash and she smiled a little.

EDIT: The link now goes to their Facebook page instead of a signup form, so I think this is dead.

I don’t know what a free Garnier Moisture Rescue gel-cream is, but it won some award in 2010. So … that’s good?

This free John Frieda Frizz-Ease shampoo on Facebook was released last night, but I was busy eating and drinking. I’m back home in a house full of Gooblings, so I might be a little distracted this week. Luckily this freebie is still alive, so we can all ease our frizz for free.

EDIT: Nice to see we can still HIF things…

There’s something a little off on the signup page for these free Biore Blemish Fighting Ice Cleanser and Pore Strips. Why is that girl laughing at my name and address? What’s so funny about the name Ryan? It’s just fine, thank you very much. I’m told it means Little King and I order her to stop laughing at me!

[thanks to Marisa for posting this on our Facebook wall!]

I have no idea who David or what a Yurman is, but we’re all welcome to ask for a free David Yurman fragrance sample. I’m guessing it smells like yogurt from Yemen.

EDIT: Dead

The free Kleenex Cool Touch tissues offer from Sam’s Club is back and, like other recent ones, doesn’t require a membership ID. I wonder if they finally gave up requiring that info since their IT guy had no way of halting us. We’re like an unstoppable army as long as there’s a freebie in sight. What I’m getting at is can I refer to myself as Admiral Goob yet? If so, I’m currently taking applications for an XO; preferably one as rockin’ as Saul Tigh.

This voucher for a free Art of Shaving kit on Facebook (A) looks awesome since I now rock a beard and (B) won’t last long. Their Facebook page is getting slammed, so you might want to try this direct signup link. I can’t wait to learn what the actual art of shaving is because my beloved method of tying a razor to my dog’s tail then giving her a treat always seems to miss a spot or two.

Make sure you opt to pick one up at a nearby store because if you ask them to mail it, they’ll want $5 to cover the shipping.

There’s a free Dove Damage Therapy shampoo and conditioner offer available from Costco and it doesn’t require a membership number. That means no making up a number, giving me clean hair with a clean conscious. Oh, it’s not that making up a fake number bothers me. I just don’t like spending 5 seconds thinking of one.