I really want to get this free potty training success dvd. I figure if I can train my two cats to poop in the toilet? I can save tons of money on litter.
I mean, I was able to teach my fat one to fist bump and roll over, how hard could toilet training really be?
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[thanks to Jennifer and Amber for posting this on our Facebook page!]
Going along with all of our other member’s only club samples, Sam’s Club has these free Huggies Goodnites samples. I guess that means I need another all new fake membership number…
I’m sure that I could just use my cat’s birthday as a baby’s birthday to get this free Simply Right baby formula sample. Then again, I don’t think that furry-lil’-tons-o-fun is light enough to be called a baby anymore…
There would have been a time that I would have really wanted this free “How Do I Become President?” poster. Now? I’m looking for the “How Do I Become Supreme Dictator of the World?” poster.
What can I say? I’ve grown up and just simply stopped underachieving. 
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What’s up with the random “hook” word? I get the other four – it’s autumn, people are dressing scary and screaming boo while others are carving pumpkins. Wait, do people carve pumpkins with hooks now? Is that a thing?! Finally, I have an excuse to bust out my old pirate costume from when I was 12! It might be a tight fit, but people find grown men wearing childrens costumes adorable. Right?
[thanks to everyone who sent these in!]
I don’t care if I’m supposedly “grown up.” So what if these free Yummi Bear vitamins are only for kids (just use the code KKFREESAMPLE)? I mean, as far as I’m concerned, I’m only as old as my shoe size!
Now you’ll excuse me, I need to make a sonic screwdriver for my Halloween costume. That, or I might just stick with Moss… I’m so torn between two characters of awesomeness, and my fez is making it hard!
A long time ago I read an interview with Mike Myers and he got to talking about the urinating scene in Austin Powers. You know, the one where Powers is unfrozen and then for the next (what seems like) 10 minutes he stands in front of a urinal peeing? Myers talked about how he loved situations that went on for way longer than they should have. At first it’s funny, then annoying, then it’s even funnier than at first, then you’re seriously bored and wanting it to end, then suddenly it’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen.
I’m at the “seriously bored and wanting it to end” stage for these 5 free Disney Movie Rewards points codes. They never end! What new and funny thing am I supposed to say about HSIU87FJ457? I’m tapped. I’m spent. I’m officially over them! I’ve made anagrams and acronyms out of them. I’ve pretended they were my license plate or PIN numbers. For the record, my favorite was when I pretended they were words of wisdom from my dad. But the only thing left is to, I don’t know, pretend you have to pronounce them. Hsss-eye-you. Hiss-e-ooo. Hhh-sue-ate!
Hey, I think I’m finally coming out of this nosedive!
So before seeing this free childhood obesity magnet, I had no idea that there was a “Go, Slow, Whoa” program about eating food. For me, I see it as simply this: I’m going to go to my fridge where I’ll realize that everything cooks way too slow, so I’m going to open my freezer and enjoy some ice cream like whoa.
Makes sense to me!
Not only will kids be building a fire engine at tomorrow’s free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic, but it will have a working siren! I don’t see how on Earth this could possibly come back to haunt a few parents out there.
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