*curls up in the fetal position and begins whimpering*

[via Chris again]

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Sams Club has yet another freebie available today, but these free Scott rags don’t require a member code like yesterday’s trash bags. Why the change? Heck if I know. I could make a wild guess that it has something to do with Sam’s Club’s head of marketing and how she was in a vile mood yesterday morning because somebody drank the last of the oj and why is there peanut butter all over the kitchen, can you kids not make a freaking sandwich without getting it everywhere and who flushed all my highlighters down the toilet and don’t tell me that’s a pile of dog fur in the bathtub WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT USING THE RAZOR?! *deep breath*

So she took out her rage by making us type an extra nine digits. True story!¹

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1. In Goob’s head

I posted these free Purex Complete 3-in-1 laundry sheets in early January, but evidently their parent company took out a billboard in Times Square because my inbox has blown up with Hiffers submitting this. I’m not even sure if I got my previous sample, but then again, I don’t have the best memory.

Actually, I think I would have remembered this, as it looks frighteningly similar to those Listerine strips. Even the case kind of resembles them. I’d like to think trying to eat one of these sheets would have made some sort of lasting memory.

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How is it that I’m only now learning that these free Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards can be used to get gift certificates? I’ve been blowing my points on their random sweepstakes when I could have been saving them up for a $25 GAP or Kohl’s card. Well now I feel like a nimrod. Although, that’s not any different than how I normally feel. To the points!

5 Point Codes
BGTRQWCSXXZRPGB
BFHFCXTSNWHKPGB [thanks Freebies4Mom]

1 Point Codes
BHDKRRTJGTKSPGB
BHDXQNGLHTWCPGB
BHDZCSZGHZPLPGB

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All of the Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards codes below were valid for my account, which means I haven’t posted them on HIF yet.

5 Point Codes
BCSRMTKWNZZGPGB
BDTWBWZGNZKQPGB
BDTXQTXPHPGXPGB
BFCWDQLZKNPMPGB
BFGHQNGNLPQPPGB
BFJZZGBBNBGPPGB
HKNZJZGMDNKBPGB
PLWGFZRJNXFWPGB
PQKXBRXMDTBWPGB
XZRSSFHSQGFLTMN
ZXLRKBTBBMNNPGB

1 Point Codes
BGGPHNPFZNHMPGB

Has anybody managed to win anything from here? I noticed that now the little video they show is kids sliding on ice and aiming for a bullseye. Constantly losing was a lot more fun when I got to watch a farting baby animation.

[thanks Christina!]

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Here’s another free Tide plus Febreze detergent that is much easier to sign up for than the previous offer last week. It even allows you to sign up for some free diapers, coupons for pet food, and heartburn medication.

What do all of those products have in common? If you guessed “necessary for an awesome party,” then I’d seriously like to be your friend.

If you happen to get a message saying you’ve already requested some freebies during this quarter, than you’ll have to wait until March 1 to sign up. No worries though, as I’ll post a reminder.

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I’ve never understood the concept of products like this free NuvoH2O CitraClear Dishwasher Softener. How can water be soft? Isn’t hard water called ice?

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We first posted this coupon for free Downy travel size Wrinkle Releaser back in September, but it’s still available, can still be printed multiple times, and doesn’t expire until June. You now have no excuse to wear anything wrinkled for the four months.

Next up: see if this will get the bedhead out of my hair!

[thanks to Erin for the reminder]

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I know I’m not one to call the kettle black, but come on freebie companies. There have been more glitches on your sites over the past few days than most of 2009. I’ll let you chalk it up to the snow, but that’s generous as I’m overlooking how many of you are headquartered in California.

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I don’t have a kid yet, but once Goob Jr. finally comes into the world, I’m going to have so many Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards that he’ll be wearing diapers until he’s 16. If that doesn’t win me Dad of the Year award, I don’t know what will!

5 Point Code
BFNMBKDSPXRCPGB

2 Point Code
JQQPMHXRMPGGPGB

1 Point Codes
BGTZHNRBBGMCPGB
BGWJMFJLJNRCPGB
BGXGPFJLWBQHPGB
BHCFDQMZWBMHPGB

15 Point Bonus Code
BHHDRPWFBLXDPGB

The final code will only work if you also enter in any code from any Huggies diaper or wipes pack before the end of the month. Otherwise, it won’t give you anything. Here’s a $2/1 Huggies diapers coupon (IE) (FF) to help make the purchase cheaper.

[Bonus code via Freebies 4 Mom, other codes via the forums]

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[via NWA Deals - thanks!]

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The free $35 coupon booklet of cleaning supplies is back! I still haven’t used any from the previous book. That might explain why I’ve made more dust angels than snow angels this winter.

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Not that I’ve actually used any of the coupons. That would imply that I clean my apartment with any regularity. No, instead I find that moving to a new home every few months is far easier.

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EDIT: This freebie is no longer available.

I automatically support any product that promises to be angry and/or extreme, so how could I pass on free Mean Green hand soap? Just look at their mascot! We need a mascot like that for HIF.¹

He looks tough enough to beat me up, although that’s not saying much. Just yesterday I knocked myself out by getting tangled in my coat and stumbling into the door. Then last night, I gave myself a black eye while cheering for a Packers touchdown. I thought about covering my entire house in bubble wrap, but it was too expensive.

They’re a small company, so I’d suggest only requesting this freebie if you’re truly interested in the soap and might purchase it in the future.

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1. And preferably one that doesn’t have a freaking grammatical error in it!

EDIT: Looks like this offer has ended. You can still sign up for Vocalpoint, however, and get sample/freebie offers from time to time.

I’ve never used Vocalpoint before, but if you sign up for a free account and then join their Facebook page, you’ll get a free sample of Tide Swash. It doesn’t look like I’ll get the freebie though, because VP wouldn’t let me join. Apparently I’m two ovaries short of the required amount.

Hey, guys buy things too! And we tell our friends about them! I could go on a nice, long rant about the number of “women only” websites out there, but instead I’ll go drink some whiskey. I find it to be more productive.

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The Seventh Generation freebie I posted yesterday has already died, but there’s a new free Seventh Generation dryer sheets offer up. At this rate I’ll be able to wash my entire wardrobe and house with SG freebies within a few weeks.

I love their anti-spam question, too. Yesterday it was 1+0 and today I got 7+0. Are spam bots really that stupid? The ones on our forums seem like they could program a nuclear missile. Every time I engage in battle with them, I feel like I’m one step closer to becoming Robocop.

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Geez, it’s already 2:30?! That’s what happens when I get engrossed in working on something new – I completely lose track of time! I feel bad for my future children. Getting stranded at baseball practice or spending the night at school will definitely be a regular occurrence for them. I’ll be sure to save this free Seventh Generation hand and dish soap and let them squirt it in my eyes for revenge.

Be sure to print out the $1 coupon as well if you like Seventh Generation soap.

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I just realized I never wrote a guide to using ShopText, so look for that in the next few days. But until then, here’s a quick guide: you sign up for a free account on ShopText.com and then any time you want one of their freebies, you send a text message with the secret word. Their software matches your phone number to the address you used when signing up and automatically ships the freebie out to ya!

It’s kind of nifty and cool as long as you overlook how close we’re getting to creating Skynet.

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