Freebies and free stuff

After printing the Lysol coupons I wrote about earlier this week, I forgot to mention that I found a link at the bottom of the site which took me to more Home Solutions printable coupons. They have coupons for products like Resolve, Air Wick, d-Con, Old English, Spray ‘N Wash, Woolite, French’s condiments, and more.

If the above link doesn’t work, you’ll have to access the page like I did. Go print out at least one Lysol coupon and then you’ll be shown a “Discover More” option that will take you to the additional coupons. I hate when companies build their links so that you can’t share them with other people. It’s like buying a watch that doesn’t tell time to go along with your cell phone that doesn’t make calls. Kind of defeats the purpose, if you ask me.

So it appears today is going to be a coupon day, as the freebies seem to be dried up right now. Well no worries as long as I keep discovering sites like this free Arm & Hammer coupons page. All in all, they have 11 printable coupons for the taking:

$1.00 off Arm & Hammer Cat Litter Deodorizer Spray
$1.00 off Arm & Hammer Whitening Booster
$3.00 off new Arm & Hammer Clear Balance Pool Maintenance Tablets
$1.00 off any Arm & Hammer Total 2-in-1 Dryer Cloths
$1.00 off any Arm & Hammer Clumping Cat Litter
75¢ off any Arm & Hammer Clean Shower Daily Shower Cleaner
50¢ off any Arm & Hammer Carpet & Fabric Odor Eliminator Powder
$1.00 off any Arm & Hammer Essentials Cleaners Starter Kit
75¢ off any Arm & Hammer Scrub Free Bathroom Cleaner
$1.00 off any Arm & Hammer Toothpaste (4oz. or larger)
50¢ off two 2lb or 4lb Arm & Hammer Baking Soda OR Fridge Fresh Refrigerator Air Filter

Between these and the Lysol coupons, my apartment is going to be cleaner than it’s ever been before. Well, just as soon as I find somebody to clean it for me.

I recently found out that there are over $11 in Lysol coupons on Lysol’s own site. The link is on the lower, left side and the coupons include:

$1 off Lysol Healthy Touch Gentle Hand Sanitizer Foam
$1 off Lysol NEUTRA AIR Sanitizing Spray
$4 off Lysol NEUTRA AIR Freshmatic Air Treatment Product
$1 off Lysol Disinfecting Wipes
50¢ off Lysol All Purpose Cleaner Trigger
50¢ off Lysol All Purpose Cleaner Pourable
50¢ off Lysol Disinfectant Spray To Go
$1 off Lysol Disinfectant Spray
50¢ off Lysol Disinfectant Spray
55¢ off Lysol Bathroom Cleaner
55¢ off Lysol Antibacterial Kitchen Cleaner

Note that the name you sign up with will be printed on the coupons, so you might not want to use a 100% bogus and stupid name like I did! I’m not sure if my local Walmart will take coupons that say “for Mr. Goob Shaloob” or not, but there’s only one way to find out.

The more freebies that I see, the more they all look the same to me. Why, take this free sample of Gain with Febreeze. I could have sworn I’ve seen it before. I could have sworn that I’ve seen a spanish version of it too. But maybe its just because that’s all I see wherever I go: free. I swear, I must count mailpersons with free laundry detergent samples on nights I have a hard time sleeping…

This free $30 coupon book seems to turn up at a new address every few months and today is no different. I’ve received it a few times and basically it’s full of coupons for cleaning products from Proctor & Gamble, like Dawn, Cascade, Febreze. Unfortunately I don’t do much cleaning other than tying Swiffer pads to my dogs. But wouldn’t ya know, this sucker comes with coupons for them too!

[via the forums]

EDIT: We Hiffed it!

I highly doubt this free Seventh Generation Free & Clear All Purpose Cleaner offer will survive for long as other freebie sites start to pick it up.

I almost made the “I won’t waste time thinking of a joke” joke, but then I realized I already made that joke within the past month. In unrelated news, I talk out loud as I type and thus have said the word “joke” four times in the past ten seconds. Joke. It’s a funny sounding word. Joke. It sounds like choke. Kinda like what I’m doing now.

[via Jan - thanks!]

EDIT: These Sam’s Club offers get Hiffed awfully fast, don’t they?

These free Glad ForceFlex trash bags from Sam’s Club are fantastic at not breaking while you stuff them full of all the dirty dishes your roommate left in the sink. The bags even mask the smell long enough for you to carry them into his room and scatter said dishes all over the floor!

Or I guess you could just put trash in them. Whatever floats your boat.

As usual, you don’t have to be a Sam’s Club member in order to get their freebies.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

If you missed out last Tuesday, the free Nature’s Source Cleaner offer is back. They’ve only got 10,000 samples again, so act quickly. In fact, I’m not even going to waste time trying to think of a joke so that as many of you can sign up for this as possible. You’re welcome.

Wait, are you thanking me for posting this quickly or for not making a joke?

EDIT: Looks like their supplies for this week are exhausted. New supplies are available starting every Tuesday.

This free Nature’s Source All-Purpose Cleaner was just released today and is available to the first 10,000 people who sign up for it, which means we all have a pretty decent shot of getting it. Although I hate how they don’t tell you if you’re one of the first 10,000 or not. It’s really not that hard to install a counter to show how many people have signed up, but I digress.

Now that I think about it, I’m kind of hoping I don’t get this. I’ve been delaying Spring Cleaning for a few weeks now and I’ve only got two more months to put it off until Summer officially starts. I’m like the Little Engine That Could of procrastinating.

EDIT: Supplies are exhausted!

Here’s to hoping this free Scrubbing Bubbles shower caddy actually comes with some free soap as well, because otherwise it’s not going to help me much. Well, on second though, maybe you can simply jam a bar of soap in there and call it a day. Judges?

*Judge’s Ruling: eeeerrrrrnt*

Ugh. The judges never okay my ides. I don’t even know why I pay them to follow me around anymore.

Freebie-Karma has a way today of telling me what I need to do…

First, it was the IKEA breakfast freebie, telling me that I need to go grab some food. Then the Magic: The Gathering freebie that seemed to be telling me to have some fun, and now this free Gain laundry detergent, which is reminding me of exactly what I have to do today: head to Sam’s Club and do the laundry later too.

This is creepy. I’d better get on my daily tasks before I find some freebie that says “Adam, get busy!”

[via the forums]

EDIT: Blarg, we Hiffed this one pretty quickly.

I’ll be the first to admit that the freebie pickings this week have been pretty slim. Sometimes we go through droughts for a few days, so fingers crossed that this free laundry powder is the first of many more freebies to come. Their site may be a little confusing, but all you have to do is add the product to your shopping cart and then “checkout.” They don’t ask for any billing information, but you do have to hit “next” on three or four pages before the order gets confirmed.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pretend I know what I’m doing and finish filling out my bracket for the March Madness Contest!

EDIT: This is no longer available.

To say that I’m TV addicted is an understatement. Sure, I got a new guitar today, but I barely even touched it. I spent all evening watching TV with my wife. And while watching? I saw the commercial for the Sham-WOW! dozens of times it seems.

That being said, because I’m a frugal sucker who loves freebies, I think I’ll just pass on that for the time being and stick with something like this free Viva paper towel sample. Sure, it may only be a sheet or two, but it’ll save me some of that $20 that that infomercial says I spend on towels.

And I believe him, because he’s on TV, and I believe in TV…

[via the forums]

I wish this free Winter Gift Pack came with counter showing how many packs were available, but oh well. It’s being given away to the first 10,000 users and chances are it’ll be gone by tonight as I’m seeing more and more freebie sites post it today. So hurry up!

The fine print says that the packs will mail on April 15 and contain the following:

* One Glade® PlugIns® Scented Oil warmer
* One Glade® PlugIns® Scented Oil refill in Hawaiian Breeze®
* $1.00 coupon off two single Glade® PlugIns® Scented Oil refills or one twin refill

You know what’s better than a Glade Hawaiian Breeze? A real Hawaiian breeze. It could be on a beach or a mountain top or even a banana plantation. Just anyplace with temperatures above 70 and no freaking snow!

I swear, I don’t know how the Eskimos do it.

EDIT: Looks like this is now dead

Even though I’m married and out of college, I still swear by the sniff test: if I can smell it, Febreze the sucker then wear it; if it still smells after the Febreze, add some cologne; and if all of that fails? Rub a dryer sheet on it and Febreze it again.

That’s what makes this free Febreze Sport sample so wonderful. If I were to tell you how much Febreze I use a year? Yeah, you’d run out and buy stock in the company today…

[via the forums]