Freebies and free stuff

Question: How will we know if we’ve received our free invisible glass wipes?

I’m sorry. Trust me, I’m ashamed of myself over how corny that was. They can’t all be gold.

I believe they only have 1,000 or so freebies a day. If you miss out, try again later.

[thanks Toni!]

I almost made a corny “this free Downy Unstoppables sure is, because the offer keeps coming back!” but then I stopped myself. You’re welcome.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Voicalpoint members can get a free Swiffer Duster. In the mean time, I’m going to take a free nap.

I’m heading out to eat tonight, so I hope my free Shout Wipes arrives within the next 4-6 minutes instead of weeks. I don’t know, that’ll be cutting it awfully close. There’s no guarantee I won’t find a way to spill something on my shirt before I even get to the restaurant. To be safe, I better wrap myself from head to toe in Saran wrap.

EDIT: These are no longer available.

There are half a million free Downy Unstopables samples being given away right now. Usually I’d rant about Downy announcing this offer ahead on time, but with 500,000 samples being offered, there’s no way you’ll miss out on this.

Now the question is what are these suposed to be stopping? Stains? Crazy ex-girlfriends? Myself from eating an entire pan of brownies? There are so many options!

I almost overlooked this free Shout Wipes samples on Facebook because I assumed it was the same Shout offer that’s been around forever. But it’s not! It’s new! Oh crap, I’m stuck using unnecessary exclamation marks!

Here’s an idea: sign up for these, take them with you to Sticky Fingers on your birthday, and crisis averted.

EDIT: Both of these pages have been removed, so I assume this offer is dead.

I’m a fan of the sound kaboom as well as anything described with the suffix tastic, so I’m excited for this free Kaboom Foam-Tastic Fresh Scent. All you have to do is fill out the form and use coupon code freekaboomtixc.

I’m pretty sure this is legit. Most freebie sites are instead posting a link to Kaboom Cares, which is an exact replica of the first site I linked to. I went with the first link because it’s the one stated in their privacy policy, but both of them look safe. They each have an SSL certificate and are owned by people who represent the brand (one is the manufacturer, the other an ad agency.) All of this is a long winded way of me saying why not sign up on both sites and see if you get two freebies!

[thanks Jasmine!]

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Vocalpoint has another freebie available this afternoon, this time being free Downy Unstopables … laundry scent booster? What the heck is that?

Whatever it is, this is a full sized freebie. Hey, don’t look at me if you still don’t have an account – I told you to signup for VP last week!

[thanks My Frugal Adventures!]

It doesn’t look like freebie companies heeded my call in April to stop announcing future giveaways. Tide is the latest culprit, as they’re giving away 25,000 free Tide Stain Release samples at 3pm EST on Facebook. They’re submission form is certain to crash, but these freebies are full-size so it might be worth the hassle.

This is the same freebie they offered last month. If you signed up then, you don’t qualify for this offer. If you miss out today, then you can try again later this week: Tuesday at noon EST, Wednesday at 2:00 pm ESPN, and Thursday at 8:00 pm EST. I’m not going to make a post every single day, but I’ll remind Hiffers on Facebook and Twitter.

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]

I don’t know how the freebie elves are gonna fill our bathtubs with towels, but this free Tub O’ Towels offer promises they will. I’ve always wanted to swim around in a pile of money. I guess a pile of towels is close enough.