Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: If you’re reading this, then that’s a big ol’ swing and a miss!

The free Tide Stain Release offer is back and they’ve upped the available supply to 20,000. If you strike out yet again, that will be like ten times in a row. With numbers like those, you’re fast approaching my career high school batting average.

EDIT: They’ve exhausted their supply.

This free Tide Stain Release is only available to the first 15,000 people, so go! I won’t waste your time with a stupid joke because time is of the essence! Seriously, there’s no joke coming.

Why are you still here?

[thanks Kim!]

EDIT: This is no longer available.

The old free Shout color catcher offer is back. Or maybe it never went away to begin with. I’m not the most attentive person in the world as my current outfit attests. I have no idea how this skirt got into my wardrobe or how I came to wear it.

What the what? Another Facebook offer scheduled for today? This time it’s 13,000 free Tide Stain Release samples. It’ll actually be 13,000 freebies per day for a week, so if you miss out, you’ve still got a few more shots.

They haven’t announced a starting time, only that it’ll be sometime today. I’m actually writing this from 15 hours in the past and it’s auto-publishing now, so I’m going to look really stupid if they’ve released it already.

EDIT: Is it May 10 anymore? Nope.

Starting on Tuesday, May 10, there will be 100,000 free Swiffer 360 Dusters Starter kits given away on Facebook. They’re splitting this giveaway over four weeks, so 25,000 will be doled out tomorrow and the rest should follow each … following Tuesday? At least I hope so. There are tons of freebies on Monday and come Friday, I’m thrilled to find a coupon. The more companies spread things out, the easier my life is. And I think we can all agree that making my life easier is the main goal here.

I’ll post an update on HIF’s Facebook and Twitter once this offer goes live.

EDIT: Don’t look at me, I told you they wouldn’t last long!

This free Seventh Generation Natural dish liquid from AllYou won’t last long, so I won’t waste any time. Getting this posted, that is. I waste all kinds of time in other aspects of life.

Note that you can also print a $1 coupon after signing up.

[thanks Saving with Shellie!]

EDIT: All the sample have been given away!

If one botched giveaway isn’t enough to satisfy your raging needs, then make sure the kids are in bed and you’ve had a bottle of wine by 9pm EST tonight. That’s when Tide is rereleasing their free Tide Stain Release.

To their credit, they acknowledged to screwing up when they previously tried to give away samples last Monday. As repentance, they’ve upped their freebies from 100,000 to 150,000. Personally, I would have liked them to send an employee to hand-wash my delicates. My lace underwear is far too expensive for the washer.

[thanks My Frugal Adventures!]

There are two free samples being given away tonight on Facebook. I’ll update HIF’s Facebook group as both events approach, but here’s the info in case you want to set an egg timer.

The first is a free sample of Pantene shampoo from P&G myGIVE at 6:00pm EST. They only have 8,000 freebies to dole out, so these will probably be gone within 15 minutes.

A few hours later, at 9pm EST, there will be 100,000 free Tide Stain Release samples given away. Not that I had anything to do with either of these, but one look at my closet validates the decision to give away 1,150% more stain removers than shampoos.

EDIT: And now it’s dead.

I don’t know what a free Glade Spring Collection is, but the fist 75,000 people to sign up will get a coupon for a free full sized one from Right@Home. I typically don’t post their freebies because they’re limited to some crazy small number like 500 or 3,000 and they don’t tell you once they’ve reached their limit. I don’t really have a joke to add to that, so … yeah. How about … um … how about I just publish this?

Free Purex with Zout is way better than Tide with Blorp or Gain with Flark. Protip: When faced with a galactic shortfall of Tylium fuel, Zout can be used in a pinch for up to three parsecs. *pushes glasses up his nose and takes a hit from a nearby inhaler.*