‘Clothes’ Freebies


Free Vaska Herbatergent Detergent

If you e-mail your mailing address to info@vaskaproducts.com, then you can get a sample of Vaska’s free Herbatergent sample, which is both a herbal detergent and a killer Scrabble word.

Free Copenhagen Camouflage Trucker Hat

Here is yet another freebie from a tobacco company, this time being a free Copenhagen camouflage trucker hat. You have to sign up and confirm your identity before playing a three minute hunting game. At the end of the first round, you’ll be asked if you want the hat. If you play through the second and third rounds as well, you’ll be offered a free Bass Pro Shop giftcard. It didn’t say how much the card is worth, but I’d guess $5 or $10.

Hopefully none of the fake animals you have to slay in the game feel pain. I once killed a fish and spent weeks crying about it. He could have been Nemo! Well, not really, it was a bass fish … but maybe it was Nemo’s cousin or something!

Deal: 50% Off Payless Shoes Today Only

EDIT: This is no longer available, but I’m glad so many Hiffers were able to get some discounted shoes!

Yesterday, Oprah gave away a coupon for 50% off any Payless shoes and it’s only valid for today, Friday, October 30. I just forwarded this to my brother, as his current shoes have more duct tape than actual shoe. It does have some benefits though. The last time we were out together, I didn’t have money for the parking meter and he happened to have $0.35 stuck to his soles!

[via Tina - thanks!]

Free Personalized Marlboro T-Shirt

EDIT: This offer may be expired.

I don’t smoke, but I do enjoy freebies, so I just signed up for a free personalized Marlboro t-shirt. Once logged in, click the Promos & Offers tab to completely customize a shirt. You can select any two letters (they suggest your initials) and then they have a ton of icons and graphics to add to the design. I whipped something together in a few minutes and in 8-12 weeks, I’ll have a new sleep shirt!

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If you haven’t signed up for a Philip Morris freebie in the past, you’ll need to register on the site with a driver’s license and social security number. They use the info to cross-check the DMV’s database to make sure you’re 21 or older since the law is so strict.

[via Cassandra - thanks!]

Coupon: Free Victoria’s Secret Panties

Log-in or register on their site and then on the left hand side will be a coupon for a free pair of Victoria’s Secret pink panties plus $10 off any bra. I don’t really need a bra, then again, I don’t really need any pink panties either. But they’re free… Hmmm…

The coupon is valid until November 9 and it says you’ll need to bring a valid photo ID, so don’t use a fake name like Dr. Faker McFakerson. Unless that’s your real name, in which case, I’d love to meet your parents sometime. I have a feeling we’d hit it off.

Free Kohls $5 Giftcard

It turns out that if you opt into their e-mail program, you can get a free $5 Kohl’s giftcard for your next in-store purchase plus a code for 10% off your next Kohls.com purchase. During the holiday season, I create a new e-mail account and sign up for newsletters at any of the stores my family shops at. Then I pass along the discount codes they send me and help the Goob Household save a little bit of money.

They used to make fun of me for running a freebie blog, but ever since I started giving them codes, they seem to have shut their yappers :)

Free Hat or T-Shirt

EDIT: They sent me a polite letter asking that I take down the offer since we Hiffed it.

Free clothing offers never tend to last, so I expect this free hat or t-shirt offer from 4Moms to be dead by the time I wake up. Though that’s a weird emotion to expect in the am. Mornings are meant to be full of hope and rebirth – “ah, it’s a brand new day! I’m gonna make sure it’s a good one today and…oh yeah, there’s a dead freebie I need to take care of…” It’s like waking up to a dead rat in your pool. No fun.

They want a picture of you in exchange for the clothing item. Seems like a fair trade. I sent in a copy of the picture I drew of myself on a Unicorn jumping over a rainbow. I printed out 500 copies of them and am having the hardest time giving them away for some reason!

Free Team Privacy Sunglasses

EDIT: Seems like they’ve exhausted their sunglasses supply and are now giving away free bracelets instead.

Team Privacy sounds like a cheesy name for a law office’s softball team, but apparently it’s part of a breast cancer awareness program from PRVCY. In fact, they’re giving away a free pair of sunglasses to anybody who signs up. I sure can’t wait for my pink pair to arrive! … I mean, the manly black pair that I obviously ordered …

Free I Heart Bacteria T-Shirt

EDIT: Sorry folks, we Hiffed it.

The only problem with a free I Heart Bacteria t-shirt is that I in no way, shape, or form “heart” bacteria. It’s not that I hate it, I simply don’t have any opinion on it whatsoever. Like Neptune or ocean currents; I’m told they exist and that’s about as far as my thought process goes on them.

IS: Free Aerie Boybrief or Thong on Thurs.

The in-store Aerie freebie has switched for the month of September and this time around we get… free boybriefs or thongs. Even though they retail for $7.50, I think I’ll pass. Something tells me that if I went to get this, I’d also be placed on a few government databases as well.

In order to qualify, you have to sign up for their free A-list club. You can join in the store and get your freebie the same day! You may want to call ahead and make sure your local store has some left in supply before heading there.