Freebies and free stuff

With all of my jogging and weight loss? I’ll gladly take any sort of free shirts or clothes that I can find…

So it doesn’t matter that I’ve never heard of LogMeIn.com or the fact that they have an awesome network supposedly for connecting to your home computer. Nope. I’ll gladly take their free shirt, though.

EDIT: They pulled the offer. It’s now only for people in Miami.

First a thong and now a free American Apparel bikini bra; at this rate, we’ll all have an entire free outfit by Christmas.

Here’s a size chart if you need help deciding which to go with. I tried using it but there wasn’t an option for “creepy website owner who isn’t even a girl.”

[thanks Kristine and Justin!]

If you have a bottle of Dove Hair Care shampoo, then take a picture of yourself holding it and get a free Dove luxury bathrobe. You’ll also have to write a short review about it, but you can alternately make a 30 second video.

It sounds like a lot of work, but it shouldn’t take more than a minute or two. Plus the freebie is a luxury bathrobe! Just think of all the fancy parties you’ll be able to wear it to! I’ll finally be able to eat at the five star restaurant down the street without being told I’m under dressed. High society, here I come!

[thanks Patricia and Rose!]

If you don’t mind signing up with another tobacco company, you can get a free smoking jacket t-shirt. The good part is that this one doesn’t require any of your social security or driver’s license information. It’s just a slightly longer signup form than a regular freebie.

Once logged in, you’ll see a link for the t-shirt on the left side. Finally, I can continue to look nothing like Hugh Hefner!

EDIT: This is no longer available.

So when I stated that I’m a male while signing up for this free American Apparel thong, did I automatically get added to any government watchlists? Worst yet, I had no idea what size to go with. Could you believe they didn’t have size “I’m a freebie dude just signing up to make sure this is legit” in stock?

You’ll get an email (mine came immediately) with a link to the signup form.

What makes these free Victoria’s Secret panties so special as to classify them limited edition? I haven’t the slightest, but feel free to print out the coupon on Facebook and find out.

The coupon states that you have to make “any purchase,” but it’s been a while since I’ve been in a Victoria’s Secret. What’s the cheapest thing they sell? Maybe something like a $1 tube of lip gloss? I tried looking on their website, but got distracted. The typography is amazing!

Let’s try this again. The free Lane Bryant Cacique panties offer is back and valid through May 19. You don’t even need a coupon this time – just stop into any Lane Bryant, Lane Bryant Outlet, or Cacique store and ask for a pair.

Of course, you might want to call ahead first to make sure they have some in stock. There’s nothing worse than moaning in public that somebody won’t give you any free panties. Trust me, I got…I mean, you’ll get a lot of weird looks.

EDIT: The camis are already gone now. They’ve changed the coupon to 25% off. My bad!

Bring this coupon into your local Lane Bryant or Cacique store thru 5/10 and get a free cami. Last week they were giving away panties, this week the cami; pretty soon we’ll have an entire free outfit. Us guys will have a hard time explaining why we’re wearing it though. I plan on saying I always forget when Halloween is.

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]

I only know about Lane Bryant because they and ABC have been snipping back and forth in the news recently. Lane Bryant says ABC refused to run their ad because it contained plus-sized models, ABC says they’re full of baloney, and I decided to fully study the controversy by watching the ad in question a few hundred times.

I’m not sure what my verdict is yet, but I am happy to report that Lane Bryant is offering a coupon for a free pair of Cacique panties while supplies last. I love when companies say that. As if we somehow think they’re magically able to send out freebies after supplies have already died.

Make sure you have a local store before you bother printing it out.

Everybody said I was an idiot for taking leather CPR classes, but look at me now! Are they qualified to use this free Leather CPR repair product? No, I didn’t think so.

There’s a space to enter where you heard about this offer on the form. If everybody puts HeyItsFree.net in there and I win one of the $50 prize packs, I’ll give it away here on HIF.

[thanks Meggan!]