Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: This is no longer available.

This is a legit offer, but I have a feeling Astor & Black is going to freak out when they see how many people request a free vintage t-shirt. They’re a brick and mortar store in Ohio, so chances are they intended this to be a regional offer only.

But hey, let’s all request a shirt before they wise up!

[thanks Deeva!]

The free Wendy’s Here’s The Beef t-shirt offer has been restocked. That means there are another 50,000 freebies just waiting for you to claim. Well, not all of them. That’d be greedy. Unless you promised to wear all 50,000 at once. Then I’d fully endorse you getting every shirt.

You have to play a few games before you get to the signup page, so try to power through them. It’s worth it since we know the shirt comes, as my previous post showed.

So here’s a cool freebie for our military soon-to-be-newlyweds. Brides Across America is giving away free wedding dresses to military couples planning their weddings who meet certain requirements. There are multiple days of these events from the 9th through the 11th of this month. So check with their website and see if there’s one close by you!

This is one of those times that I’m just in awe of a cool deal and a cool cause that I’m not going to even bother trying to make any sort of wise-crack… Enjoy the moment of silence before I return you to our regular inanity…

EDIT #2: The good news is they bumped the freebie count from 25k to 50k. The bad news is they’re all out.

EDIT: Don’t bother playing the stupid games. Just keep hitting “next.”

This is one of those offers that will die within twenty minutes, but hey, free shirts are pretty rare. I don’t know what convinced Wendy’s to build an ad campaign around a 1980s commercial, but here we are – the first 25,000 of us to sign up on Facebook will get a free Here’s The Beef t-shirt. It’s best not to think about it too much. Just put your head down and power through the offer.

They’ve just hit the 1,000 mark, so you best sign up now!

If you have an Adidas Outlet store nearby, bring this coupon in before June 14 to get a free pack of tees, low rise briefs, or boxer briefs. It’s been a while since we’ve had a good underwear freebie, which is a sentence I never thought I’d ever type.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

This free Bacardi t-shirt is only available to the first 50,000 Facebook fans and, despite the fact they already have 430,000 fans, it’s still available. I admittedly stink at math, but something seems off about those numbers. Oh well, it will probably die within the hour, so get moving.

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What the what!? First he gave away toothpaste and now I find free Tom’s Shoes bracelets are being offered? Who is this mysterious Tom fellow and how come he gives away so many thing? Eh, you’re right, it’s probably best not to ask too many questions.

It’s like my Dad used to say, the Provenzano family down the street are nothing more than a nice, close knit family who always wear sunglasses and three-piece suits. Only an idiot would ask if they were in the mob and thus I deserved my black eye. He then disconnected all of our phones and moved us three states over, but I never figured out why.

EDIT: Doh! Adam beat me to the punch already!

If you have a pack of Orbit gum lying around, then use the code on it to snag a free pair of tropical flip flops. They’re the perfect footwear for the approaching winter as long as you don’t mind frostbite.

Offer expires 12/31 and the fine print actually says you can get three pairs of flip flops per person, per address. There are a lot of six digit codes floating around, such as 074941, but I have a feeling that the more people who use the same code the less likely it’ll. Still, can’t hurt to try if you don’t buy Orbit gum.

EDIT: These are no longer available.

Today, I’m sitting here next to an open window with a nice 70 degree breeze blowing. Yesterday? I wore my UCF hoodie in to work. The day before? I had on a light fleece jacket. As far as it seems, I’ll probably be able to wear plaid shorts and a pink Polo shirt. The weather is just downright crazy, if you ask me!

So maybe if I’m lucky, these free flip flops from Orbit Gum (just use any of these codes, or your own lot number if you have one: 224870, 224860, 224840, or 074863) will come before the snow hits the ground, and I’ll get some use out of them too. With the way the weather’s been? Who knows!

Slowly but surely I’ve been rebuilding my wardrobe with free shirts. Its sort of hard to really “wear your old clothes” when you go from a size XL to a size M in the span of a few months. I mean, I’d love to because I have some of the funniest old shirts, but still.

So while the free ADV.1 Apparel isn’t really all that funny, it is free, and I’ll take that…

EDIT: For the “apartment/unit” field, if you don’t live in an apartment or unit, just put “0″… Sorry to leave that little bit off…