Clothes Freebies

Free Red Seal American Hat

Altria has recently sent me a flurry of Cease & Desist letters for using their promo pictures because … I don’t know, I guess they hate publicity. However don’t let this barren, imageless post keep you from requesting a free Red Seal American hat! For what it lacks in looks, it makes up in cost.

I didn’t have a previous account on this site, so I had to sign up today. However unlike other tobacco website, this one didn’t ask me for my last four Social Security numbers. So that’s a nice plus.

Free Color-Ons Decal

free color-ons decal

I love the steps for this free color-on ironable decal.

  • Color it!
  • Iron it!
  • Wear it!
  • Go out a month later, have a few drinks, see the pumpkin on a shirt you swear never had a pumpkin on it before, freak out a little!

That last one might be exclusive to me, but let’s be honest, it’ll 100% happen.

Free Autolite Hat

Free Autolite Hat

You can get a free hat from Autolite after submitting a story about you and your dad. I’ve been known to exaggerate from time to time, so do me a solid if anybody comes around asking. I’m Goob Snow, my dad never told me who my mom was, and I have a fairly hazardous job atop a 700 foot wall of ice.

Note you can skip the third step of submitting a photo by clicking a link on that page.

Free Victoria’s Secret Sports Bra

Free Victoria's Secret Sports bra

EDIT: I bungled the offer here. What you really get for trying on a sports bra is a scratch off card that MIGHT give you a free bra. It might also give you a lower value $5 coupon. My bad, everybody.

I’ll admit to spending a solid 8 hours editing the photo above for this free Victoria’s Secret sports bra offer. I had to make it look jusssssst right.

The details on this are thankfully easy. Now through June 9, if you try on a sports bra in-store, you get either it or a $10 off coupon.

Free Custom Designed T-Shirt

Free Camel TShirt

If you’re cool with tobacco offers then you’ll love this free custom designed t-shirt from Camel. I had to make an account, which makes me think this is their first foray into the freebie world. They probably had to take a few breaks while running to catch up.

After logging in, look around for the Crush Experience then select the small t-shirt box. You’ll then go through a few more quick prompts before finally heading to the t-shirt printing company’s site. This is where you get to actually design your shirt. Once you’re satisfied with your design and color, hit submit and you’re set!

Thanks to everybody who sent this in!

Free Clothing Tape Measure

Free Indochino Tape Measure

Image via antoniodavis77

For the past two weeks I’ve been wearing a suit every day in an effort to increase my productivity. As you can see from that link, it hasn’t worked out as planned, but it’s been a hell of a lot of fun. I don’t know what has to do with this free clothing tape measure, but that segue was smoooooth.

Want to get one? Here’s how.

  • Like them on Facebook.
  • Click the blue “Get Tape Measure” button.
  • A registration form should now appear. If it doesn’t, refresh the page, unlike them, and try again. I got the form on my second try.
  • Now checkout. It should charge you $0.00 total

That’s it! You should quickly get an email that looks like this.

Just make sure you don’t pay anything or enter any credit card info. I have a feeling they’ll start charging a shipping fee after we HIF it, so please let me know if it asks you to pay anything in the comments.

Possible Free Sierra Nevada T-Shirt

I wear this thing all the time. Ask my friend.

I wear this thing all the time. Ask my friend.


Guys, Sierra Nevada is giving away free t-shirts again! As you can see from the picture above, I still have mine and it’s quite well worn. If these are the same shirts they gave away last year, they’re pretty darn comfy.

Obviously since this is from an alcoholic company, it’s only for Hiffers who are 21+. In order to get one, you have to take a picture showing “how Sierra Nevada enhanced your outdoor adventure! It could be around your backyard fire pit or during a recent trip to the mountains. Be inventive; wow the judges!”

Also, I’ve marked this as a contest because technically the fine print says entries “through May 31, 2013 … MAY be eligible for one free t-shirt per person.” So there’s no guarantee. You know me, I don’t usually post free clothing offers because 9 times out of 10 they never come. But at least with this offer they’re upfront about you maybe not getting anything. Though I say these shirts are awesome enough that it’s worth snapping a picture outdoors and rolling the dice.

[Thanks to Hiffer Corine for sending this in!]

Free Piece of Clothing at Sears

EDIT: Apparently I didn’t take my own advice about reading the fine print. This is available in Sears Outlet stores only!

One offer I missed while putting together the 2013 Tax Day Freebies post is this coupon for one free piece of clothing at Sears today only. Shop Your Way rewards member, but it’s free to join at that link.

Please make sure to read the fine print, as you obviously can’t use it to buy the most expensive jacket you find in Sears. Also note this is only valid for the first 50,000 people to use it, so try to go soon!

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

Free Good Doer Wristband

Free Good Doer Wristband

I’m sorry, but how am I supposed to sign up for a free Good Doer wristband if they don’t have one that reads “Goofball?” They’ll ask you five simple questions, let you know what type of person you are, then you enter your email and they’ll send a link to request the bracelet. Mine took almost a day to arrive, which is why I’m only now posting this.

I got Mover & Shaker. What’d you get?!

Free Charm Bracelet

Free Charm Bracelet

U by Kotex is giving away free charm bracelets. Please don’t ask me to try deciphering the whys behind this one because I have no freaking idea.