Freebies and free stuff

I’ve never heard of these Lucy Stores, and from what I can see there are none around me, but what I do know is that this free sock coupon, good for a free 2 pair pack now through March 22, is perfect. I mean, you can never have enough socks, right?

And this is coming from a guy who wore white Reebok athletic socks with logo and all with his tux on his wedding day… Darn tootin’!

[via the forums]

Raise your hand if you think I should dress up in drag just to get this free Aeropostale tank top sponsored by Seventeen magazine? Turns out that starting today, any girl age 13 to 29 can bring in a copy of the April 2009 issue of Seventeen or a printout of the seventeen.com homepage to any Aeropostale store and get a free tank top.

It’d be pretty easy for me to borrow a dress and I’ve already got shaggy hair that might be passable for a chick. Plus, it’d give me an excuse to put on some makeup and get that manicure I’ve been dying for. Then again, the last time I did something like this, I got arrested in an undercover police sting. Talk about a funny story that I’ve suppressed and kept hidden from the light of day!

Haha, ohhh… where was I?

I think today is “Battle of the Sexes Friday.” Every freebie that Goob and I have found have been so staunchly on one side of the line or the other. And if you’re a guy, well, this coupon for a free pair of panties from Express from 2/27 to 3/1 (PDF file at the link) isn’t really going to do you much good if you’re single.

Well, it might. You could always use them as a cheese cloth, to impress male friends who are coming over by leaving them laying around conspicuously, or as slingshots.

Or not. Any other ideas for different uses? Its a Friday afternoon and my brain’s mostly shut off…

[via the forums]

Free shirts like this free GFI mail essentials t-shirt are a dime a dozen: we see a dozen of them, and lose a few dimes’ worth of time getting none of them. Still, I’m going to cross my fingers because initial reports of this free shirt–which you reply on that page there, wait for an e-mail, and then that’s where you reply for the shirt (and I’d match your e-mail addresses up, in case they’re checking)–is that it was an offline offer, so maybe we’ll be lucky?

Besides, I could always use another shirt that I’d never wear out in public as an exercise shirt.

EDIT: Hey folks, there’s some confusion here. You don’t need to download the software to get the shirt. It brings you to that page, and then you wait a few minutes, and the e-mail you get has a link to head to. So don’t download anything, just hang tight after you submit it, and you’ll be good.

[via the forums]

When I open my shirt drawer each morning before work, its a battle figuring out what mood I’m in and what the weather’s like outside. If its cold, I’ve always got a turtleneck that can go underneath it, but do I want to go button up, or do I want to go with a band t-shirt. And then, there’s always a Woot shirt or two, or even one from UCF, my alma mater.

And now with this free Epson Printers T-Shirt with code B75H, and my usual fake business name? I can add another choice to the bunch. Yup, it’ll go well with my Krispie Kreme shirt.

[via the forums]

Set this one back in the garage, this sucker just doesn’t come, sadly…

With the shows “Pimp My Ride” and “MTV Cribs” combined with such outlandish shows like “How Do I Look” and “Clean House,” I guess the next level in pimpage just had to be a computer. So its interesting to see this free t-shirt from Extreme PC Garage (just click on the link in the banner), and it makes me wonder if I could sign up and have them put spinner rims on my desktop.

Its a Gateway, yo. Ya dig?

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This one’s now deader than dead: Its extinct!

No bones about it, any free shirt is good, but when you’ve got a free Fossilomics T-shirt with a dinosaur on the front and what appears to be an era/epoch style breakdown of paleological periods? I’m sold, even if I do have to use my company name and tell them I’m still a student…

They had me at t-rex.

[via the forums]

Do you know what this new free TriPro hat and previous free Outdoor Channel hat offers say to me? If you listen closely, you’ll hear the faint whispering of “springtime” floating through the air. Of course, that’s probably just the result of me hiding in your heating ducts and whispering it over and over, but let’s ignore the fact that I’m hidden in your walls and focus on the ever approaching time where temperatures rise and sunshine blankets us all.

Except for me, because I think I’m stuck in here. Send help or at least a turkey sandwich!

I like hats. Heck, yesterday I blew $28 on a hat including shipping because I wanted a new hat from my favorite band. And my black wool Kangol 504’s that I wear? Well, those aren’t cheap suckers at all, rounding in at $40 or so a pop. I even have a UCF hat that I wear from my alma mater, but the Kangol takes precidence over that one 5 times out of 7 (there’s always the weekend and game day).

But the best price for a hat is free, and that’s why I can’t complain with this free Outdoor Channel hat. Well, I wish I could see what the hat looked like so I know how good it is and if it’ll go with my wardrobe, but still…

[via the forums]

EDIT: Looks like they’ve deleted this freebie.

Question: What is the worse thing to realize you left behind at home while stopped at a random gas station 5 hours into an 8-hour roadtrip? Possible Answers: 1) Your luggage 2) Your luggage 3) Your freaking luggage. Yep… I was so busy packing for all my siblings and dreaming of turkey dinner, I forgot to put my bag of clothes and toiletries in the car this past Tuesday. My siblings could have benefited from having this free orange safety hat when I made this little discovery, because I turned into a tornado of fists, kicks, and expletives.

Don’t worry, I calmed down soon afterward once I realized that I’d soon be with friends and family for Thanksgiving and that’s all that really matters. But man oh man, it sure would be nice to be able to change out of these jeans sometime soon!

I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I’ll be posting sporadically over the weekend, but will be home by Monday and back to our regular schedule of posting freebies.

[via the forums]

And another one bites the dust, folks…

Sunday morning, and there’s nothing better than rolling out of bed and having a bowl of cereal while watching cartoons in a t-shirt and fleece pants…

Oh wait, that’s Saturday morning. And Sunday? Is laundry day for me… But with another t-shirt, like this free Greenworks t-shirt, maybe just maybe I could postpone it for another day.

Probably not, though, I’d be out of socks. Now I just need a free socks offer…

[via the forums]

EDIT: Well gee, that went fast.

Does anybody remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets an intern from NYU and has him do all of his daily chores, like picking up his laundry and such? That’s probably one of my top 5 favorite episodes and it’ll be even more enjoyable when I watch it while wearing this free “Blame the Intern” t-shirt. Next step: getting my own intern! Any applicants? Responsibilities include getting me coffee, making a mean peanut butter & jelly sandwich, and hunting for freebies.

[via the forums]

I just discovered this free K2 Skis bandana and I must say I’m thrilled. Not only am I getting a cool freebie, but the freebie page talks about “joining the gang” to get the bandana. I’ve always wanted to be in a gang!

As if that wasn’t enough, it’s a free bandana! Is there a more highly underrated cranium accessory? I love these things and wear them all the time. You got a problem with that?! Then how about me and my gang come beat you up?

Yeah, you’re right, I’m too wimpy for that. I’d probably just ask you to stop making fun of me and then run home crying to momma until she made brownies. I hope this revelation doesn’t hinder my application to the gang.

EDIT: Looks like this one has hit the dust as well.

This free Drexel University shirt or hat offer has a lot of questions, but answers are only required for a few of them. I already have a ton of free hats, so I went with the golf shirt option. I can’t wait to sport it on the links next spring with my buddies. It’s an annual tradition of ours to get together, shout way too many Caddyshack quotes, and get excited when one of us finally gets a Triple Bogey.

EDIT: Unfortunately this is no longer available.

This is nowhere near as cool as the Swedish Fish t-shirt that Adam posted yesterday and I have a feeling it’ll die a lot sooner than his as well, but here’s a free Finch t-shirt offer. I wonder if they’ll believe my company’s name is Awesome Inc.