Freebies and free stuff

Let’s start with the bad news. This free Comforts for Baby coupon booklet is not available in the following states: CT, DE, FL, HI, IA, MA, MD, ME, MO, ND, NH, NJ, NY, PA, RI, SD, VT, and WI. Don’t ask why, because I have no idea. I could make something up if that helps. Maybe this company believes there are no babies in those states. Who knows, people have had stranger beliefs.

Oh, yeah, the good news. Um. This post is over?

EDIT: This is no longer available.

While watching the video, I had the same expression as the chick above.

I typically don’t post offers that require you to email somebody, but the freebies are slow today (SHOCKER!) and this is a pretty darn good one. If you want a free week supply of Voskos plus Granola, watch this 30-second video then email the three captions from it plus your name and address to FB@Voskos.com. They all appear within the first 10 seconds or so.

Unfortunately I need to publish this fast because it’ll die soon. But holy moly…that video. There’s so much to make fun of!

And yes, this is legit. They posted it on their Facebook page.

[thanks Sample Stuff!]

If you put off lunch this afternoon, print this coupon and snag a free Firecracker chicken breast at Panda Express. The offer is in celebration of Chinese New Year, so I’m guessing we’re entering either the Year of the Chicken or possibly the Year of the Firecracker.

Wait, Wikipedia tells me it’s the Year of the Dragon! They way cooler! All those hours of playing Skyrim are about the pay off.

[thanks to Margaret for sending this in!]

First, make sure they sell Sambazon at a store near you. I’d never heard of this, but they sell it where I shop, so … that’s a fun fact to learn.

If they sell it at your favorite store as well, like them on Facebook, share the offer with a friend (I shared it with my dummy freebie account), and then print out the coupon for a free Sambazon juice, smoothie or energy drink. The software used is from Smart Source, so you’ll want to use either Internet Explorer or Safari.

[thanks to Shorty for sending this in!]

While printing your coupon for a free reGen Muscle Recovery beverage at GNC, ask yourself this: is the guy on the site running or kicking rocks? Cause if this drink helps improve my rock kicking ability, I’m headed to the mall today.

The freebies are a little lame today, which is why I’m posting this free YoCrunch Facebook offer. Between now and Monday, take a photo of YoCrunch Pie Parfaits or Greek Parfaits at your local grocery store, upload it to YoCrunch’s Facebook wall, and you’ll get a coupon for a free product.

I get enough strange looks when I’m walking through the store, wearing headphones, and laughing my butt off at a comedy podcast. I figure taking a photo of something on the shelf shouldn’t make things any stranger.

A coupon for a free 14 count of Prevacid 24HR will be snail mailed and is good for up to $12, meaning it should be free at any place not charging an arm or a leg. Maybe a single arm is cool. I hear those are kind of cheap on the black market.

The site took for-ev-er to submit. Just give it time. I found it worked faster in Safari instead of Chrome.

EDIT: Don’t bother, this died while I was typing up the post. I’m on top of my game today!

This coupon for free Suave Keratin Infusion shampoo has been out on Facebook for a few hours (oops) and is only available to the first 50,000 people (double oops). I guess we’re all cool with infusing our hair with keratin? I miss the good ole’ days when the only thing we put in our hair was gum, mud, or peanut butter. It was an exceptionally successful day when all three were used.

It’s a new year, which means it’s a new quarter, which means it’s time for another free P&G Everyday Sampler pack, which means we’re all about to get a bunch of freebies and coupons, which means we won’t have to spend as much money the next time we’re at the store, which means everybody should have a little extra cash to buy me a birthday gift next month, which means no excuses!

I was able to request seven freebies and 18 coupons.

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]

Register today and then hope Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos beat the New England Patriots tomorrow. Because if they do, 100,000 people will receive free FRS energy drink.

In other words, hahahaha. We’re not getting this freebie.