Freebies and free stuff

This free Mueller’s Meal Planner comes with 60 recipes and a batch of coupons, but it’s only available in 14 east coast states. That certainly stinks, but it’s the best freebie I can find right now! That was supposed to be a subtle hint to any marketing executives who read HIF, but now that I’ve typed this sentence out, it’s not so subtle anymore. It’s kind of right in their face. It’s almost as if I spray painted “we’d like more freebies, please” onto their monitor.

Be right back, I’m gonna go rummage through the garage for my paint cans.

Campbell’s Kitchen has over $16 worth of Campbell’s coupons available to print. To the list!

• $1.50/3 Campbell’s Chunky soup
• $1.50/3 Campbell’s Select Harvest soup
• $1.50/3 Campbell’s Healthy Request soups
• $1/1 V8 V-Fusion Juice (46 oz.)
• $1/1 Pepperidge Farm Cookie Collection, Holiday Cookie Bites or Pirouette Rolled Wafers
• $1/2 Pepperidge Farm Frozen Bread
• $1/2 Pepperidge Farm Stuffing
• $1/2 Pepperidge Farm Puff Pastry Turnovers
• $1/2 Swanson Stock cartons
• $1/2 V8 100% Vegetable Juice or V8 Splash Beverages (64 oz.)
• $1/3 Campbell’s Chunky soups (redeem in March 2010)
• $1/3 Campbell’s Chunky soups (redeem in April 2010)
• $1/4 Campbell’s Condensed “Great for Cooking” soups
• $1/4 Campbell’s Gravies
• $0.50/1 French’s French Fried Onions
• $0.50/2 Campbell’s Condensed Light soups (excluding Tomato, Chicken Noodle & Creams)
• $0.50/2 Campbell’s Condensed Tomato soup

The coupons don’t expire until 12/31/09, so use them for your Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner! Or heck, use them to cook something for me. I’ll stop by around eight, sound good? While I’m there, mind if I crash on your couch for a few night? A week tops. Maybe two.

[via Printable Coupons and Deals - thanks!]

Hot off the heals of their free zero calorie tea offer, Steaz now has a coupon for a free 16oz. Organic Iced Tea, now with 100% organs! That’s what organic means, right?

They have a link to find your nearest Target store and the coupon says “redeemable at Target stores nationwide,” so something tells me this can be used at Target. If you really enjoy the drink, Coupons.com has a BOGO coupon available, so you can end up with three Steaz drinks for the price of one!

ShopText has another freebie available this week. All you have to do is text BETTY to 467467 and you’ll receive a free Betty Crocker cookie mix recipe booklet. I’d be surprised if these didn’t come with a few coupons inside as well. I don’t understand why anybody would bother with a cookie recipe though. Are you telling me there’re people who have enough willpower to not eat the cookie dough?

[via Deal Seeking Mom - thanks!]

Pinnacle Foods has a new $5 in coupons rebate offer running since their previous one just expired. All you have to do is purchase five of the brands below before 12/7/09 and then send in the rebate form before 1/7/10. The qualifying brands are:

• Armour
• Duncan Hines
• Log Cabin
• Mrs. Butterworth’s
• Open Pit
• Vlasic

Like before, if you already buy any of these products, you might as well get some free coupons! If it helps, there are $0.50/1 Vlasic and $0.75/1 Duncan Hines Whole Grain Muffin Mix coupons available on SmartSource.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to leave for a few hours. I have an appointment with my, ahhhh, optometrist. Yeah! His name? Doctor … Sandman? Fine, you caught me. I was going to go take a nap… Thanks for blowing my cover!

Take this coupon to your nearest Aveda store and get a free travel-size Rosemary Mint hand & body wash. There’s no way I’m getting this though. The last thing I need is temptation to eat my minty-smelling hands. I think we all remember the vanilla lotion incident of Ought Seven. I’m still paying off those hospital bills!

Here’s a printable coupon for a free Sun-Rype FruitSource bar at your local GNC store. Am I the only person who feel awkward in GNC? Looking at all the vitamins and herbs I’ve never heard of reminds me of talking to a mechanic. I end up nodding politely and paying $500 for a case of ginseng or a new flux capacitor.

EDIT: Holy moly, the site finally seems to be going at normal speed now!

The website for this free $50 in Tylenol coupons has been bogged down since noon yesterday, which doesn’t bode well for what will happen once I hit the “publish” button. However, $50 in coupons is nothing to scoff at, so I thought I should post this and people could try to load it whenever they have a spare minute or ninety.

The site is an on-line calendar and they’ll release new coupons over the next three months. I had trouble getting any coupons to load, but Deal Seeking Mom is reporting that the current printable coupons available are:

• $1/1 Children’s Tylenol, Children’s Tylenol Plus Cold, or Infant Drops
• $1/1 Tylenol 8-Hour Product
• $1/1 Tylenol Cold, Allergy, or Sinus Product
• $1/1 Tylenol Extra Strength or Arthritis Pain Product
• $2/1 Tylenol PM Product

If you manage to print them, congratulations, you are better at my job than me. Stop by my house and I’ll hand over the keys to HIF.

[via Kerry & Lisa - thanks!]

Here’s a coupon for a free Steaz Zero Calorie Sparkling Gren Tea that’s available at Whole Foods Markets and natural food stores nationwide. I’ve never heard of this brand, but it’s only one letter away from steak and thus I’m intrigued. Is it possible they’ve created a meat flavored drink?! If so, my dreams have finally come true!

Ahh, thank goodness for Daylight Savings Time. With the extra hour over the weekend, I’ve gotten a lot of things accomplished that I normally don’t have time for: doing the dishes, cleaning out my car, paying the bills, and brushing my teeth. I can’t wait to do it all again next year!

Grocery Coupons

Godiva: $2.00 off one bag of Godiva gourmet coffee [FF] [IE]

Coffee Mate: 1.) Save $1.50 on two containers or powdered or liquid creamer 2.) buy one stick pack, get one free.

Little Debbie: 75 cents off Little Debbie Chocolate Cupcakes [FF] [IE]

Campbell’s: $1.00 off 2 Campbell’s cooking soups

Roman Meal: $1.00 off Roman Meal bread [FF] [IE]

Wishbone: 75 cents off Wishbone salad dressing, assorted varieties [FF] [IE]

Riceworks: $1.00 off one bag of Riceworks Brown Rice Crisps

Health & Beauty Coupons

Cottonelle: 50 cents off Cottonelle wipes, tub or refill pack [FF] [IE]

Opti-Free: $1.00 off Opti-Free contact lens solution

Miscellaneous Coupons

Yankee Candle: $10 off $25 purchase, in-store or online

Carl’s Jr: $1.00 off a Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough shake or malt

Carl’s Jr (again): $1.00 off a Parmesan Chicken sandwich

When you buy two drinks and one burger between now and Nov. 23 at Denny’s , you can get a second burger & fries meal free. This only works for couples as I doubt they’ll let one really hungry person get two burgers.

You might be able to pull it off if you bring a fake mustache though. Every time the waiter comes, move to the other side of the table and say your friend went to the bathroom. It probably wouldn’t hurt to throw in a fake accent for one of the characters as well!

[via Zachary - thanks!]

CVS currently has Campbell’s soup on sale for 2/$1. Coupons.com is hosting a free $1/2 coupon (IE link) (FF link), meaning you can get free Campbell’s soup! CVS has a limit of 6 cans, so if you have access to multiple computers, print out a few extra coupons.

I don’t know about you, but it’s gray, dreary, and rainy where I live and soup sounds fantastic for lunch. Now if I can just find a store giving away free grilled cheese sandwiches, I’d be in business.

[via Rachel - thanks!]

If you stop in at Victoria’s Secret and get a free bra fitting, then you can also get free Beauty Rush lip gloss. I’m nowhere near mature enough to write about bra fittings, so let’s collectively sigh in relief and thank our deity of choice that this post is now over.

The coupon expires on November 15, but supplies are limited. If you’re at work, you might want to wait until you get home to print the coupon as there’s an image of a model in a bra.

Hiffers Janet and Christine just brought a great deal to my attention on HIF’s Facebook Page. It seems Boston Market has a coupon available for $1 Real Chicken Meals. It doesn’t expire until November 1 and the fine print reads:

Valid only on Quarter White or 3-Piece Dark Chicken served with Mashed Potatoes and Cornbread.

Three pieces of chicken, mashed taters and cornbread for a buck? Yeah, I know where I’m eating lunch a few times this week. In fact, they also have a deal where two kids eat free with any $6+ purchase by an adult. So a family of four could eat for around $7 (one parent uses the $1 coupon, another buys $6 in food, two kids eat free). You can’t beat that!

EDIT: I’ve uploaded the coupon here to HIF. Enjoy!

Who’s excited for Halloween this year? It’s the one day of the year when you can get away with wearing crazy costumes (unless you’re Lady Gaga). If you plan on having lots of trick-or-treaters this year, make sure to use the following candy coupons to get more bang for your buck. FYI, the Target candy coupons don’t expire until mid-November, so use them again after Halloween and stock up on clearance candy! Your dentists will love you.

Grocery Coupons

Nestle: Coupons.com has a $2 off one 24oz. bag of any Nestle candy

Mars (again): The Target Coupon Generator also has a $1 off two 12.6 oz. bags of M&M’s Halloween candy. This one expires in 10/31, however.

Snickers: $1 off one 90-count tub of Snickers bars at Target

Starburst & Skittles: $1 off one bag of Starburst & Skittles fun size candy at Target

Kellogg’s: $1 off one box of Kellogg’s cereal at Target

Mars: $1 off one bag of fun-size assorted Mars candy bars at Target

Heinz: $1 off 3 jars of Heinz HomeStyle gravy

Swiss Tea: 75 cents off one gallon or 2 half-gallons of Swiss Tea

Minute Maid: $1 off 2 Minute Maid frozen novelties (via mail)

V8: $1 off one bottle of V8 V-Fusion

Spice Island: $1.50 off Spice Islands Saigon cinnamon (or any spice, really)

Pepperidge Farm: $1 off select Pepperidge Farms crackers [FF] [IE]

Health & Beauty Coupons

Aveeno: $2 off Aveeno Positively Radiant [FF] [IE]

Triaminic: $1.50 off Triaminic cold/flu medicine [FF] [IE]

Zantac: $5 off Zantac OTC

Miscellaneous Coupons

Adidas Outlet Stores: Knit caps only $4.99 each with coupon. Hurry, offer expires 10/31!

Old Navy: Take 15% off your purchase. Hurry, offer expires 10/31!