The last thing I need is a coupon for a free Arby’s Jr. Jamocha shake. I’m looking at forty straight meals of salads as the only way to balance out the amount of cookies I’ve eaten this week.
So GNC has this free FortiFX bar coupon. I guess I’d better map out how many GNC’s are nearby and start visiting them all with different mustaches and wigs to maximize this sucker…
After liking them on Facebook, print out a coupon for a free Kodak 8×10 photo collage at CVS. Too bad the photos don’t fly through the air like in the photo above. I’d actually pay extra just to see that happen.
This offer is valid through Dec. 11 and the value is up to $6.99.
[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]
Here’s a coupon for a free small popcorn at AMC theaters valid from 12/2 through 12/4. You have to like them on Facebook in order to get the coupon, so this makes the 4th Facebook freebie I’ve posted in 48 hours. Is that a record? Sure, let’s just say it is.
After liking them on Facebook, you can get a coupon for some free Purina Pro Plan cat food. I posted this back in July, so I can’t get another one. If you’re in the same boat as myself, (1) I get to be the captain (2) we’re totally a pirate ship and (3) you should still go to Purina’s page in order to check out their profile image. It’s a dog with a beard and it is glorious. We all need more animals with facial hair in our lives.
A few weeks ago, there was an offer for this free THiNQ energy drink. Now? Looks like we can get it all over again. And just in time for Black Friday too! That midnight opening shift at work isn’t looking too bad now…
Here’s a coupon for a free Waffle House coffee with no purchase necessary. Although if you can walk into a Waffle House and not order hash browns, you’re a stronger person than I.
Maybe this will come handy on Black Friday? That’s assuming you’re actually going out then. I plan on being deep in a turkey coma next Friday morning.
Arby’s is giving away free curly fries with no purchase necessary tomorrow, Tuesday, November 15. Just print your coupon and enjoy some french fries for breakfast. Or lunch! Or how about dinner?! Just not all three, because the employees would notice you coming back for more than one freebie. That is unless you wore a fake mustache then fake beard during your second and third trips.
What, am I the only person who carries around emergency fake facial hair?
Also, Arby’s new tag bothers me since Good and Mood don’t rhyme. They share all but the first letter and yet they don’t rhyme?! Who invented this stupid language anyway?
I wish I had a cool dog to go alongside my cool fat cat. I could have both of them roll over at the same time. I could then get a little saddle for my fat cat to ride around on his back on. Or maybe I’ll just get a corgi so they’ll be about the same size.
Needless to say, if I had a dog I’d like The Honest Kitchen on Facebook for a free pet food voucher that I could take into a participating retailer. Maybe instead I’ll just grab a sample for one of the homeless people I see near work. Tis the season, right?
I’ll tell you, I wish that I had a few of these free hot drink at Pilot Travel center coupons a few months ago when I was traveling from Illinois out to Seattle. Lord knows it would have come in handy.
Although, I wouldn’t have as many crazy rest stop stories if that was the case. Like how cool it is that the state of Iowa has free wifi in all of their rest stops! So do some of the ones in Utah!
Thanks, Andrew, for posting this on our Facebook wall!
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