Wait…holy…TOMORROW’S THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING?! YEEEESSSSS!
*immediately does a 180*
Nope, it’s still freezing up here. If I can muster the courage to face the cold yet again, I’ll double down on the temperature with a free Rita’s Italian ice on Friday, Mar. 20 from noon-9pm.
Annnnnnnd it’s gone again.
Today’s free philosophy live joyously perfume sample is both an excellent freebie and a healthy philosophy for living your life. Not sure how the perfume works into that though.
Target is offering free Crest sensi-stop strips (try saying that 5 times fast) to Hiffers looking to whiten their teeth from a master ninja but who don’t know it’s spelled sensei.
Things have been a bit crazy around Goob Central lately, so I’m a tad late to the party in announcing today’s free IHOP short stack pancakes offer. Veteran Hiffers will recognize this regular yearly offer, but here’s how it works if you’re new to the site.
- Go to IHOP today before 10pm.
- Eat one free short stack of pancakes.
That about sums it up. In lieu of payment, they’ll ask you to make a donation to the Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals charity. It’s not required, but it’s a nice thing to do. Besides, we’re all nice people here, aren’t we?
Wow. This free $25 in Kiva.org credit from Vita Coco is an amazing offer. For those unfamiliar with Kiva, it’s a micro-loan site where users can loan small amounts of money to vetted recipients in need of finance to start or upgrade their small businesses around the world. After the loans are paid back, you can then re-lend the money to somebody else and start the entire process over again. As you can see, I’ve made loans all over the world and the only people who defaulted are living in a region currently controlled by ISIS.
The credit didn’t show up in my account, however it appeared at checkout and I wasn’t charged a penny for helping ol’ Barnohol buy some cattle.
Let’s see, what wordplay do I get to work with today? Ah, here’s some free … Caudalie Premier Cru the Elixer?
I’m gonna need way more coffee.
They might not be the sexiest Freebie Friday duo, but SavingStar’s free Arm & Hammer Baking Soda and Kroger’s free Yoplait Greek Yogurt just moved in down the block.
This coupon for free Arby’s jalapeno hushpuppies is valid today only. However the heartburn and indigestion will easily last through the weekend!
SavingStar and Kroger are doing their best to mess with us today. One offers free Rolo Chewy Caramels while the other hands out free South Beach diet snack bars.
You know what? I just had a million dollar idea – merge the two and create Rolo diet bars! If that’s too complicated, take the diet part out and just make Rolo…oh wait.
Siemens is one of those rare conglomerates that’s reached the Goob Trifecta. Funny name? Check. Seemingly everywhere? Check. No idea what they do? Oh you best believe it. And now they’ve jumped into the freebie world with this free 2015 desktop calendar. I don’t know whether to be happy or scared.