Dead Freebies


Free Redbox Rental Code

Free Redbox Movie

I don’t think you can use this free Redbox rental code today at a kiosk. Instead you’ll need to use 5HNB7612 to select a movie online first before picking it up. Just remember this handy mnemonic device: YHTRTFTGTF. You have to reserve the freebie to get the freebie. It’s pronounced as it looks.

Free Nesquik Chocolate Milk

EDIT: Annnnnd it’s dead again.

According to my sources, there are 300,000 available samples of free Nesquik chocolate milk. That’s enough milk to fill … well I’ve got no idea how many Olympic swimming pools it’d fill, but I have to know now.

*updates Bucket List*

Free Ovaltine Drink Mix

Free Ovaltine Chocolate Drink Mix

I believe you need to have children in your household to qualify for today’s free Ovaltine chocolate drink mix. While I don’t have any kids myself, there are some who live in my apartment building. That makes us one big happy family, right? What’s that old saying: It takes a village to qualify for an Ovaltine sample? Something like that.

75 Free Disney Rewards Points

Free Disney Movie Rewards Points

Code DMR2MIL is worth 75 free Disney points. *insert joke about Disney here*

Man, I really suck at my job, huh?

Free Saveur Magazine Subscription

Free Saveur Magazine Subscription

I doubt I’m in the target demographic for this free Saveur magazine subscription seeing as I’ve eating a bagel and bowl of cereal all day. But I sure as heck savored them!

RewardsCountry is a sister site to RewardsGold, but their offers tend to die fast!

Free Redbox Rental Code

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EDIT: Many Hiffers are reporting the code below as not working at kiosks. As such, I believe this is an online only code. Simple reserve your movie in advance and you’ll still get it free!

Code 12HHN756 is worth one free Redbox movie rental today only! (Thurs, Aug. 21)

Free A&W Root Beer Float on Aug. 6

Free Root Beer Float Day

Doh, I almost forgot A&W’s annual free Root Float Day returns tomorrow! All you have to do is stop by your local A&W on Wednesday anytime between 2 p.m. and closing. Okay wiseguy, you’re right, that’s not all you’ll have to do. You’ll need to walk inside or at least go around the drive-tru. It’s not like the floats will be sitting outside in the parking lot.

Free Celeste Pizza & Hormel Compleat

Free Pizza Coupon

Wow. That’s a big coupon. I feel like this is the part of the movie where I saw “yeah, a little toooo big” then get eaten by a monster.

  1. SavingStar – Free Celeste pizza
  2. Kroger – Free Hormel Compleats breakfast product

I can’t believe I’m about to get pizza for free just because I did well at my job. This is like a dream come true for me.

Free Snack Cup & Soda

SavingStar Friday Freebie

While looking at my second monitor, I incorrectly placed my hands on the keyboard and proceeded to type “Dr. Oeooer” for the Kroger freebie below. If you’re a marketer looking to name a new product, that suggestion is on the house. Any guesses on what kind of item it’d work best for?

  1. SavingStar – Free Keebler or Cheez-It Snack Cup
  2. Kroger – Free Dr. Pepper or 7-UP Ten

Also random sidenote, but is HIF running insanely slow for anybody else today or do I have the fine folks over at Time Warner to thank for my Internet speeds?

Free Redbox DVD or Blu-Ray Rental

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For today only you can use code FRIENDS to get a free DVD or Blu-Ray rental from Redbox. At first my heart dropped, as I assumed this code could only be used on movies staring Jennifer Aniston or Matt LeBlanc. Yet the more I thought about it, to more I loved the idea. Redbox should start offering oddly specific codes that are only valid for movies limited to a certain Degrees-of-Bacon association. I have a feeling my Bad Movie Consumption rate would spike to record levels and I am a-okay with that.