Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: This is now dead.

Costco is offering free Crest Pro-Health Rinse to people who can type twelve numbers in a row. The link can be found below for your copy and pasting pleasure.

http://www.startsampling.com/sm/costco?item=102230

Crest goes out of their way to alert us that this freebie is good for our health and in rinse form, but they never say where to rinse. I tried pouring this on my head once and all it did was make me look like a Smurf.

Happy Act Like Today is Just Any Other Day Until You Eat Dinner Alone So You Drink A Few Extra Glasses of Wine and Fall Asleep Around Midnight Day! It’s my fourth favorite 14th of any month. July 14th is the worst.

If you’ve missed out on the previous Facebook K-Cup freebies, then go sign up for a 12-count box of Cafe Escapes Milk Chocolate packs. It’s the same thing I got in last week’s Freebies Received post. I don’t actually have one of these single-serve coffee machines, so I’m going to try using mine as if they were normal packs of hot chocolate mix. I lead such an exciting and dangerous life.

EDIT: And it’s dead.

The old free John Frieda Frizz-Ease shampoo and conditioner offer has returned. I wonder how it enjoyed spending the last two months in Morocco. No, wait, that’s my other friend John. I get them confused. Am I still typing? Why is that? I should probably stop now.

Well here’s a new product that’s sure to make you go “hmm, I wonder what made them choose that name.” Your free Kyk energy drink mix is meant to give a kick to any beverage. I have to admit, I like their logo. The traditional symbol of a dead person is an especially nice touch. Drink Kyk Energy – so extreme, it may kill you!

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]

EDIT: No longer available.

These free Purina Beneful baked treats on Facebook make it sound like our dogs are geting high. I honestly don’t need a dog that’s more lethargic.

You have to add an app in order to get this freebie. Hopefully you’ve taken my advice and created a freebie-only Facebook account by now. If not, there are also instructions on that page on how to remove this and any other unwanted apps from your profile.

EDIT: A better number would be zero, which is a horrible, completely accurate number.

There are only 15,000 free Ecover laundry detergent samples available on Facebook. Because nothing says Environmentalism like mailing a few thousand packages.

I have no idea how many of these are left. Let’s say … 3,180. That sounds like a good, completely made up number.

EDIT: Aw, it died.

Thanks to whoever just sent in this free Burt’s Bees moisturizing cream link. This stuff is like liquified rainbows.

EDIT: Well, that’s that.

After liking them on Facebook, you can sign up for free Tums Freshers. The site says “When your favorite foods fight you: FIGHT BACK FAST.” But I have to disagree. Going into battle against food is never smart. I can’t tell you how many unfavorable peace treaties they’ve made me sign. Going up against them is as pointless as getting involved in a land war in Asia.

EDIT: It be dead.

CVS is offering free Simple Moisturizing facial wash. Trust me, this beats those Rube Goldberg facial washes any day of the week.

[thanks to Nicole for posting this on our Facebook wall!]

EDIT: Arrrrg, this died after I posted it.

Martha Stewart decided her Living magazine wasn’t enough, so she’s create a new free Everyday Food magazine subscription. She really likes those basic names.

Head Honcho: So, Martha, we need a name for your magazines. What kind of hobbies do you have?
Martha Stewart: Well, I like living.
Suit Man #2: Perfect! Martha Stewart Living has a great ring to it. What’s your thought on food?
Martha Stewart: Oh, I eat it every day.
Head Honcho: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Food…every day? Why didn’t I think of that?