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Free Philosophy Live Joyously Perfume

Free Philosophy Live Joyously Perfume

Today’s free philosophy live joyously perfume sample is both an excellent freebie and a healthy philosophy for living your life. Not sure how the perfume works into that though.

Free $25 Kiva.org Credit

Free Kiva.org Credit

Wow. This free $25 in Kiva.org credit from Vita Coco is an amazing offer. For those unfamiliar with Kiva, it’s a micro-loan site where users can loan small amounts of money to vetted recipients in need of finance to start or upgrade their small businesses around the world. After the loans are paid back, you can then re-lend the money to somebody else and start the entire process over again. As you can see, I’ve made loans all over the world and the only people who defaulted are living in a region currently controlled by ISIS.

The credit didn’t show up in my account, however it appeared at checkout and I wasn’t charged a penny for helping ol’ Barnohol buy some cattle.

Free Caudalie Premier Cru the Elixer

Free Caudalie Premier Cru the Elixer

Let’s see, what wordplay do I get to work with today? Ah, here’s some free … Caudalie Premier Cru the Elixer?

… …

I’m gonna need way more coffee.

Free Baking Soda & Greek Yogurt

free arm & hammer baking soda

They might not be the sexiest Freebie Friday duo, but SavingStar’s free Arm & Hammer Baking Soda and Kroger’s free Yoplait Greek Yogurt just moved in down the block.

Free Arby’s Jalapeno Hushpuppies

free arbys hushpuppies

This coupon for free Arby’s jalapeno hushpuppies is valid today only. However the heartburn and indigestion will easily last through the weekend!

Free Rolo Caramels & South Beach Bars

Free Rolo Candy

SavingStar and Kroger are doing their best to mess with us today. One offers free Rolo Chewy Caramels while the other hands out free South Beach diet snack bars.

You know what? I just had a million dollar idea – merge the two and create Rolo diet bars! If that’s too complicated, take the diet part out and just make Rolo…oh wait.

Free Siemens 2015 Desktop Calendar

Free_Siemens_2015_Calendar

Siemens is one of those rare conglomerates that’s reached the Goob Trifecta. Funny name? Check. Seemingly everywhere? Check. No idea what they do? Oh you best believe it. And now they’ve jumped into the freebie world with this free 2015 desktop calendar. I don’t know whether to be happy or scared.

Free Electro Rent 2015 Calendar

This free Electro Rent 2015 calendar has given me a new business idea: rent electricity! It’ll be dirt cheap, but you have to give all the energy back by running in a giant hamster wheel. It’s foolproof!

Free Nutella Go & Muller Yogurt

Free Nutella & Go!

I’m not big on being bossed around by my breefies, but I’ll make an exception for today’s free Nutella & GO! *walks into kitchen* Is this far enough?

Don’t forget to add Kroger’s free Muller yogurt to your account as well!

Free Green-Dex Gloves

Free Green-Dex Gloves

2015 IS AWESOME! I wake up to discover Back To The Future shoes will be on my feet soon and then this afternoon I find free Green-Dex gloves. I’m clueless how gloves will build a deck for me and I’m not too thrilled it’ll be green, but I’ll take what I can get.