Dead Freebies


Free Pillsbury 2015 Calendar

Free Pillsbury calendar

As long as you were a Pillsbury member by Nov. 17, you can sign up for a free Pillsbury 2015 calendar. These always go Usain Bolt speed, so good luck!

Free Maxim Magazine Subscription

Free Maxim Magazines

I warned ya it’d die fast!

Maybe for good reason, but these free Maxim magazine subscription offers have become increasingly rare over the years. They might not be the epitome of journalism, but at the very least they can compliment your exercise routine. That recycling bin won’t carry itself to the curb every week!

Free McCormick Seasoning Mix

Free McCormick Seasoning

Answer two questions to see if you qualify for free McCormick Indian Essentials seasoning mix. Protip: don’t answer like a 12th century British cook. As for the zip code, no idea there. They didn’t like my NYC address.

Free Redbox Rental Code

Free Redbox Movie

Today’s free Redbox rental code NN9933DF should work both only and at kiosks. Why the code isn’t SPOOKY14 or something else easier to remember on Hallo-freaking-ween, I have no idea.

Free Redbox Rental Code

Free Redbox Movie

I’m being told code UNM8BB66 is good for one free Redbox movie rental today only for anybody else looking for a reason to stay in tonight. Watching a movie sounds way better than my initial option of being bored.

Random Freebies via Target

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Target is currently offering a large batch of freebies that include:

  • Free Advil
  • Free Advil PM
  • Free BIC Soleil
  • Free Caltrate
  • Free Poise
  • Random coupons
  • Don’t overlook the contact solution offer on the page either!

Of course I was immediately rejected after Q1 since I have hair on 100% of my body and a Y chromosome. However my 40 year old friend Goobina made the cut, so keep that in mind.

Free Redbox Rental Code

Free Redbox Movie

Redbox is clearly channeling their startup days lately. Veteran Hiffers may remember they gave away free codes by the fistful on Mondays in their first year and it looks like they’ve brought this practice back. You have until 11:59pm CT to use today’s free Redbox rental code of OCT20 both online and at a kiosk.

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]

Free Redbox Rental Code

Free Redbox Movie

I don’t think you can use this free Redbox rental code today at a kiosk. Instead you’ll need to use 5HNB7612 to select a movie online first before picking it up. Just remember this handy mnemonic device: YHTRTFTGTF. You have to reserve the freebie to get the freebie. It’s pronounced as it looks.

Free Nesquik Chocolate Milk

EDIT: Annnnnd it’s dead again.

According to my sources, there are 300,000 available samples of free Nesquik chocolate milk. That’s enough milk to fill … well I’ve got no idea how many Olympic swimming pools it’d fill, but I have to know now.

*updates Bucket List*

Free Viva Eye Drops

Free Viva Eye Drops

I’m not sure how many oppressive regimes have fallen to the cries of “VIVA LA EYE DROPS!” but it’s the rallying cry for today’s free Viva eye drops.