Dead Freebies


Free Stinky Abominable Snowman Poo

Free Stinky Abominable Snowman Poo

EDIT: Darn it, they’re out of free poo. Somebody send food to the Himalayas!

You read that right. Free Stinky Abominable Snowman Poo. I … I have no words. I have absolutely no idea what this is, but it’s free and heck if I’m not signing up. We need more off-the-wall freebies like this!

If it asks you to add anything to your cart during checkout or for a credit card, simply skip that step and move on. The order will go through and you won’t be charged a dime. Or even a buffalo nickel!

Free Nozoil Nasal Spray

free-nozoil-nasal-spray

If I’m reading this correctly, and I’m certain I’m not, our free Nozoil nasal spray is pronounced noz-oil. Hahaha. Stuffed up and need some oil for your noz? Try this Nozoil!

Free Popular Science Magazine Subscription

Free Popular Science Magazine Subscription

A fairly rare free Popular Science magazine subscription has appeared! It’s via Mercury Mags though, so it’ll predictable die within a few hours. Think of them as the Mayflys of freebies.

When it asks you about “additional offers,” politely tell them to bugger off. You should eventually come to a page that says “Thank You! The first issue of your qualifying print subscription(s) is estimated to arrive in 6 to 8 weeks” with your address displayed under it.

Free Unilever Product

Free Unilever Sample

I don’t think I’ve ever seen two people as excited over deodorant or whichever free Unilever product you decide to sample.

  • Degree Women Fresh Energy
  • Degree Men Adventure
  • Dove Men Clean Comfort
  • Axe White Night

What an adventure that guy seems to be on!

Capital One 360 Bonus Deal

Frequent Hiffers should recall Capital One 360’s awesome 4th of July promos the past few years where they gave new members a bonus for opening accounts. Well it turns out they’re running a second offer this year, though the Capital One 360 Savings offer requires a hefty sum. Still, I’m just passing along what the deal is. Hopefully a few people will be able to get a bonus out of it!

Through the end of today, at 11:59 pm ET, new members can receive the following offers:

  • 360 Checking: Earn $100 when you open a 360 CheckingĀ® account with a $250 minimum deposit and make 5 Debit Card purchases or mobile deposits.
  • 360 Savings: Snag $100 when you open a 360 SavingsĀ® account with a $1,000 minimum deposit.

If either $100 or another $100 sounds interesting to you, here are details on both offers.

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Free Pillsbury 2015 Calendar

Free Pillsbury calendar

As long as you were a Pillsbury member by Nov. 17, you can sign up for a free Pillsbury 2015 calendar. These always go Usain Bolt speed, so good luck!

Free Maxim Magazine Subscription

Free Maxim Magazines

I warned ya it’d die fast!

Maybe for good reason, but these free Maxim magazine subscription offers have become increasingly rare over the years. They might not be the epitome of journalism, but at the very least they can compliment your exercise routine. That recycling bin won’t carry itself to the curb every week!

Free McCormick Seasoning Mix

Free McCormick Seasoning

Answer two questions to see if you qualify for free McCormick Indian Essentials seasoning mix. Protip: don’t answer like a 12th century British cook. As for the zip code, no idea there. They didn’t like my NYC address.

Free Redbox Rental Code

Free Redbox Movie

Today’s free Redbox rental code NN9933DF should work both only and at kiosks. Why the code isn’t SPOOKY14 or something else easier to remember on Hallo-freaking-ween, I have no idea.

Free Redbox Rental Code

Free Redbox Movie

I’m being told code UNM8BB66 is good for one free Redbox movie rental today only for anybody else looking for a reason to stay in tonight. Watching a movie sounds way better than my initial option of being bored.