These free Purina Beneful baked treats on Facebook make it sound like our dogs are geting high. I honestly don’t need a dog that’s more lethargic.
You have to add an app in order to get this freebie. Hopefully you’ve taken my advice and created a freebie-only Facebook account by now. If not, there are also instructions on that page on how to remove this and any other unwanted apps from your profile.
EDIT: A better number would be zero, which is a horrible, completely accurate number.
There are only 15,000 free Ecover laundry detergent samples available on Facebook. Because nothing says Environmentalism like mailing a few thousand packages.
I have no idea how many of these are left. Let’s say … 3,180. That sounds like a good, completely made up number.
That title looks weird.
Hiffer Andrew recently posted on our Facebook wall about a free AcneFree offer. Like them, request the freebie, then free your acne to roam wild on a farm upstate.
EDIT: Well, that’s that.
After liking them on Facebook, you can sign up for free Tums Freshers. The site says “When your favorite foods fight you: FIGHT BACK FAST.” But I have to disagree. Going into battle against food is never smart. I can’t tell you how many unfavorable peace treaties they’ve made me sign. Going up against them is as pointless as getting involved in a land war in Asia.
Hiffer Mike alerted me to the fact that the free Nescafe Taster’s Choice coffee offer is back from vacation. Make sure it doesn’t corner. It has five vacation photo albums that it’s quite proud to show off.
This is a Facebook offer and only available for people who have never previously signed up.
To celebrate turning 29 years old, you can get three free Bruegger’s bagels on February 9th. Just like them on Facebook and print out the coupon (which is different than the image above, so don’t go printing that).
As luck would have it, I’m turning 29 on February 7. Does that mean I’m supposed to give three bagels to anybody who asks that day? Shouldn’t people be giving me free bagels? Whatever, I’ve got some baking to do.
What’s this free Nozin Nasal Sanatizer? In their own words:
Think Hand Sanitizer for Your Nose.
Oh, okay. It’s like when I go out to dinner and use a squirt of hand sanitizer before I start eating. But…wait, who’s eating with their noses?
The ol’ free Quaker Oatmeal Squares Honey Nut cereal offer is back!
Anybody else think that term is weird. The freebie “is back?” It makes it sound as if it went on vacation or had a spell in rehab.
Let’s start with the bad news. This free Comforts for Baby coupon booklet is not available in the following states: CT, DE, FL, HI, IA, MA, MD, ME, MO, ND, NH, NJ, NY, PA, RI, SD, VT, and WI. Don’t ask why, because I have no idea. I could make something up if that helps. Maybe this company believes there are no babies in those states. Who knows, people have had stranger beliefs.
Oh, yeah, the good news. Um. This post is over?
I used my free NeilMed NasaFlo Neti Pot for the first time this past weekend. I mentioned it on Facebook and long story short a dozen Hiffers warned me about contracting brain-eating amoebas. So that was fun.
This is one of those offers that always seems to rise from the dead. If you’ve never gotten it before and miss out today, don’t worry. Just try again in a week or so.
[thanks The Krazy Coupon Lady!]
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