Here’s another company whose slogan I never understood. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup? No. The best part of waking up is waking up. You didn’t die in your sleep. That’s a pretty big accomplishment!
Summer is right around the corner, which means we’re this close to once again spending our weekends under the sun. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? Unfortunately all this excitement has made me winded, which can’t be a good sign. Maybe these two free Quest protein bars will give me the energy I need in a few weeks to put my shoes on and make it outdoors.
EDIT: I’m bumping this post from Jan. 2 because it’s still available for the next week!
Now these kind of freebies are the ones that sucked me into this world a decade ago! The fact that we have two different ways to win a free Snickers candy bar is merely icing on the cake. Scratch that, imagine icing on a Snickers!
Visit their Facebook page and enter the contest. Even though it’s called a contest, it seems like everybody is winning. You should see the image above with a confirmation message below saying you’ll receive the prize in 6-8 weeks. Hopefully winter storm Hercules stays around long enough to make sure they don’t melt.
If you’re not a fan of Facebook, then text SNICKERS to 78787. They’ll reply with a confirmation PIN, which you then need to enter here.
I will add that I texted them an hour ago and haven’t heard back, so I’m not sure how long this step takes.
This offer for 100 free Kellogg’s Family Rewards requires you to like them on Facebook in order to receive the code. However the code appears instantly on the page, so you can quickly unlike them. Then go like HIF
And don’t forget that all the current free Kellogg’s codes can be found here.
I’m not in a relationship at the moment, so it’s nice to have offers like free skin plumping gel cream around. They’re how I find out about unknown habits such as the desire to plump ones skin!
So does this mean I should compliment my next date on how plump her skin looks?
You can request a free bag of Ideal Balance dog treats on Facebook now through Dec. 17. They’re promoting this freebie as a “stocking stuffer” for your dog. Wow, my dogs must be true nitwits then. I tried giving them stockings last year and not once during Christmas did they climb above the fireplace to see what they got.
This freebie was originally posted on January 13, 2012 but has returned.
This free ZarBee’s cough syrup requires you to confirm your email, so make sure to use your freebie account. I know it sucks waiting 6 to 8 weeks for the sample, but it’s better than trying to make a cheap homemade version. You’d think it’d be as easy as squirting a ton of honey onto a bee hive, but trust me, there’s more to it than that.
I’ve been having some monkey paw luck lately, so be careful with this free Aquafina FlavorSpalsh offer on Facebook. The way things have been going, we’ll get ten samples instead of one, but they’ll all be motor oil or skunk flavored.
If you missed the free Seattle’s Best coffee last month, you have one last shot at procuring some today. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have more Cyber Monday shopping to do. It’s completely different than my regular Monday shopping habits in that I put on fancy pajamas last night instead of my usual tatters.
This very sentence for free Folgers Vanilla Biscotti coffee is probably the 900th intro I’ve tried this afternoon. There were a few about Thanksgiving, another time centered on Facebook, and there was one where I likened alphabetical order to witchcraft.
Just go get the free coffee and let’s move on
[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]