I have no idea what happened to the previous post about this free Tai Pei Asian Garden Entree offer on Facebook. I don’t even remember the joke I made. I’m sure it was stupid, no real loss. Just go to Facebook, like the page, and they’ll snail mail you a coupon. This is only good for the first 40,000 people.
June 14 is World Blood Donor Day, which has to be the least fun world holiday. Giving blood is something I used to do regularly before I went through chemo and I miss it. Well, I miss the cookies and responding with “because I gave blood!” whenever people sneeringly asked why I’d taken a nap that afternoon. Lucky for me I can still get free Nexcare Give bandages on Facebook at least. They might not taste as good as cookies, but if you’re eating them, you probably shouldn’t be donating blood either.
Before you submit the form, make sure to check “I’d like to receive free limited edition Nexcare Give bandages.” Otherwise no freebie for you!
Finally, note that tons of people are saying “this doesn’t work in *insert state here.* It’s a bug with the form. It’ll reject your state no matter where you are, you just have to submit the form two or three times for it to go through.
I made fun of these free Color Scents trash bag last year. Remember when? May 1. Know what today is? Yup. I don’t know what it means either, but it’s too huge to be just a coincidence. Something fishy is going on here. It smells like lavender.
EDIT #2: Try this linkno, THIS link if the first gives you trouble.
It’s been my experience that whenever a product goes out of its way to mention how much kids love it, said product probably tastes like crapola. I remember eating Kix as a kid and wondering which of my moronic peers tested yet alone approved of it. So you’ll understand if I’m a tad apprehensive of these free Ovaltine chocolate drink mix packets from Facebook!
Here’s a new free Gevalia House Blend coffee offer via Facebook. They promise to send enough for a full pot of coffee, which means that mug pictured above is freaking huge! Where can I buy one of those?! It’d save me at least five unnecessary trips back and forth to the kitchen every day.
I found a direct link for a free Olay Fresh Effects skincare product last night, but it started kicking back an “out of stock” message. However if you go through Facebook using this link, you might still be able to sign up without even being required to Like Olay.
Think this might be part of a larger trend where Olay gives their products away for free even at stores? I guess there’s only one way to find out! If you don’t hear from me in the next hour, please come together and post my bail.
Nabisco is giving away free Belvita breakfast bites on Facebook today, but their server is currently down. I’m probably not helping matters by refreshing the page every 2 seconds. I’ve never had these before, but I remember their Super Bowl commercial from last year, so they must be doing something right.
Last month’s free Nexcare waterproof bandage on Facebook has returned. Like before, it’s only available to the first 50,000 people who watch a 60 second video with stock music that probably cost $20 to record.
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