This very sentence for free Folgers Vanilla Biscotti coffee is probably the 900th intro I’ve tried this afternoon. There were a few about Thanksgiving, another time centered on Facebook, and there was one where I likened alphabetical order to witchcraft.
Just go get the free coffee and let’s move on
[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]
This free Cantu coconut curling cream speaks to me as a fan of both freebies and alliteration! Too bad the only hair I have long enough to curl is on my legs.
Judging from the unexpected Spanish blanketing this page, we’re either about to get some free Cafe Pilon coffee or, I don’t know, salsa? Either way I’m in.
Wait, are they saying we love noodles or the human race? Either way, we can all get a coupon good for one free box of Kraft mac & cheese, though it does require Facebook so fire up those freebie accounts.
The fine print says this is valid for today only, so don’t pull a Goob and procrastinate for hours on end.
Upon liking them on Facebook, you’ll receive a unique code good for a free 8×10 photo collage at CVS. I’ve made so many of these over the years that now I tend to make collages of myself then put them in my friend’s apartments and see how long it takes them to notice.
Not everybody will win a free Dial 7-day moisturizer lotion, but they’re giving away 60,000 so your odds aren’t terrible. They’re at least better than my odds of every opening my new mailbox. I’m fairly certain it’s a repurposed torture device.
Here’s a Facebook page for some free Ovaltine chocolate drink mix. It says it’s for kids though, so let me introduce you to my little tyke!
*hastily stuffs pillows inside old t-shirt and draws a face on a softball.*
Green Mountain sent Kelly Clarkson to Peru because … I don’t know, so she could personally pick up our freebies? I got bored on that page and there’s playoff baseball on so why am I writing about Kelly freaking Clarkson?! Although if this game goes into extra innings I’ll probably wish I had some free Green Mountain Three Continent k-cup coffee lying around.
Not only can you get a free RealCup k-cup coffee sample, but if you refer your friends, you’ll get even more. Looks like my fake freebie account is about to have a few kids! Good thing she never listened to those wacky doctors who said it was impossible for a 100-year-old to procreate.
This free Redken Curvaceous kit from Facebook comes packed with:
- Redken Curvaceous Cream Shampoo
- Redken Curvaceous Conditioner
- Redken Curvaceous Wind Up Reactivating Spray
We’re about to have some curvy, curvy hair. Though I am curious why the spray needs to be wound up like a 1920s car. Does it come with a crank or so you think we’ll have to provide our own?