Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: This is no longer available.

This is a legit offer, but I have a feeling Astor & Black is going to freak out when they see how many people request a free vintage t-shirt. They’re a brick and mortar store in Ohio, so chances are they intended this to be a regional offer only.

But hey, let’s all request a shirt before they wise up!

[thanks Deeva!]

Good goods, everybody! We’re all about to get a free Versace Yellow Diamond … fragrance. Sometimes one little word tacked onto the end changes everything.

EDIT: Well…

These free Barista Prima Coffeehouse K-Cup packs are like the plague. They keep coming back time and time again no matter what. The plague is still around, right?

Okay, how about we replace “plague” in this analogy with “scum that frequently duplicate HIF and cause me to waste a few hours every month filing C&D orders against them.” Because I know those bastards are still around!

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]

There are 50,000 free Schick Hydro Silk razors available on Facebook. Reason #5190 why I’m not a scientist: I never would have imagined silk could be strong enough to cut body hair.

Their server is a bit overloaded (translation: the page won’t load), so you may have to refresh a few times and/or wait a few minutes.

First, make sure they sell Sambazon at a store near you. I’d never heard of this, but they sell it where I shop, so … that’s a fun fact to learn.

If they sell it at your favorite store as well, like them on Facebook, share the offer with a friend (I shared it with my dummy freebie account), and then print out the coupon for a free Sambazon juice, smoothie or energy drink. The software used is from Smart Source, so you’ll want to use either Internet Explorer or Safari.

[thanks to Shorty for sending this in!]

Tiny Prints is offering a free Valentine’s Day card for today only (it expires at midnight PST). After liking them on Facebook, you’ll be given a code for a free custom card. As with their previous promotions, shipping is free as long as you send it to your own home. If you try to mail it elsewhere, you’ll be charged $0.44.

I plan on sending myself a card and then acting surprised when it arrives. The only danger is that I’ll forget doing so and thus believe I’ve actually got a secret admirer.

After logging in, head here to get 10 free Recyclebank points from Pantene. You don’t even have to like them on Facebook; simply click the link to “take the pledge.” Look, you don’t even have to take the pledge! Just cross your fingers when you click the link. They won’t know and I promise not to tell.

The freebies are a little lame today, which is why I’m posting this free YoCrunch Facebook offer. Between now and Monday, take a photo of YoCrunch Pie Parfaits or Greek Parfaits at your local grocery store, upload it to YoCrunch’s Facebook wall, and you’ll get a coupon for a free product.

I get enough strange looks when I’m walking through the store, wearing headphones, and laughing my butt off at a comedy podcast. I figure taking a photo of something on the shelf shouldn’t make things any stranger.

EDIT: Don’t bother, this died while I was typing up the post. I’m on top of my game today!

This coupon for free Suave Keratin Infusion shampoo has been out on Facebook for a few hours (oops) and is only available to the first 50,000 people (double oops). I guess we’re all cool with infusing our hair with keratin? I miss the good ole’ days when the only thing we put in our hair was gum, mud, or peanut butter. It was an exceptionally successful day when all three were used.

Make sure to confirm your email address after signing up for free ZarBee’s cough syrup on Facebook. Good luck though. I logged into my freebie email account for the first time in months and it about melted my computer.