This free Cantu coconut curling cream speaks to me as a fan of both freebies and alliteration! Too bad the only hair I have long enough to curl is on my legs.
Judging from the unexpected Spanish blanketing this page, we’re either about to get some free Cafe Pilon coffee or, I don’t know, salsa? Either way I’m in.
Wait, are they saying we love noodles or the human race? Either way, we can all get a coupon good for one free box of Kraft mac & cheese, though it does require Facebook so fire up those freebie accounts.
The fine print says this is valid for today only, so don’t pull a Goob and procrastinate for hours on end.
Upon liking them on Facebook, you’ll receive a unique code good for a free 8×10 photo collage at CVS. I’ve made so many of these over the years that now I tend to make collages of myself then put them in my friend’s apartments and see how long it takes them to notice.
Not everybody will win a free Dial 7-day moisturizer lotion, but they’re giving away 60,000 so your odds aren’t terrible. They’re at least better than my odds of every opening my new mailbox. I’m fairly certain it’s a repurposed torture device.
Here’s a Facebook page for some free Ovaltine chocolate drink mix. It says it’s for kids though, so let me introduce you to my little tyke!
*hastily stuffs pillows inside old t-shirt and draws a face on a softball.*
Green Mountain sent Kelly Clarkson to Peru because … I don’t know, so she could personally pick up our freebies? I got bored on that page and there’s playoff baseball on so why am I writing about Kelly freaking Clarkson?! Although if this game goes into extra innings I’ll probably wish I had some free Green Mountain Three Continent k-cup coffee lying around.
Not only can you get a free RealCup k-cup coffee sample, but if you refer your friends, you’ll get even more. Looks like my fake freebie account is about to have a few kids! Good thing she never listened to those wacky doctors who said it was impossible for a 100-year-old to procreate.
This free Redken Curvaceous kit from Facebook comes packed with:
- Redken Curvaceous Cream Shampoo
- Redken Curvaceous Conditioner
- Redken Curvaceous Wind Up Reactivating Spray
We’re about to have some curvy, curvy hair. Though I am curious why the spray needs to be wound up like a 1920s car. Does it come with a crank or so you think we’ll have to provide our own?
I’m fairly certain this free Diablo recip blade means free Devil recip blade in Spanish. Small world, because Diablo happens to be my nickname amongst the lumber community! They see me coming and instantly know I’m about to massacre some gorgeous oak into a barely passable … bookshelf? Yeah, yeah, that’s what I was trying to make, sure! A bookshelf!
*quietly shreds dog house blueprints in his pocket*