Ahhh, free cereal while surfing Twitter. My dreams are becoming a reality! Unfortunately the offer for free Cinnamon Toast Crunch is only valid for the first 30,000 people to retweet the status above! Good luck.
[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!
Today’s Freebie Friday is centered around giving us boosts of energy in these final dog days of summer. Kroger chose the classy route by offering a free ZonePerfect energy bar. Savingstar on the other hand wants to dump a pound of free brown sugar in your lap. Hope you like sugar rushes!
Today’s Freebie Friday offers for free Mentos and free Airheads Bites were just what I needed to close out this week. If anything, it’s not enough candy. I’ll need at least one milkshake and a dozen donuts to melt away all the recently accumulated stress.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to come clean and let the cat out of the bag. There’s no point in hiding my darkest secrets any longer. *deep breath*
I hate Jello. Even free Jello from SavingStar, it makes no different. Call me crazy, but I find it hard to snack on a food with the same texture and viscosity as an epic booger.
Now’s Kroger’s free Yoplait yogurt on the other hand! Well, I could eat that stuff until the cows come home. Which is perfect timing, because I’ll probably need more yogurt at that point.
SavingStar’s free Rolo candy is pretty self-explanatory, but note that the free Chili’s single serve frozen entrée is from Kroger. Don’t walk into Chili’s and order a frozen entree off the menu unless you desperately want to confuse some poor teenager.
My Internet has been down all day, so I’m tethering to my phone right now. Some would complain about sluggish speed, but I for one enjoy the occasional throwback, like today’s two free Lipton tea k-cups from Walmart. It’s fun pretending I’m on AOL again! Now where are all the chat rooms?
Doh, I almost forgot A&W’s annual free Root Float Day returns tomorrow! All you have to do is stop by your local A&W on Wednesday anytime between 2 p.m. and closing. Okay wiseguy, you’re right, that’s not all you’ll have to do. You’ll need to walk inside or at least go around the drive-tru. It’s not like the floats will be sitting outside in the parking lot.
On Wednesday, August 6, Jamba Juice will be giving away free 12 oz. drinks from 9-11am. One such stipulation they feel the need to clarify is “guests must be present” for the freebie.
Okay, you have my attention. Story time, Jamba Juice.
I hate reusing the same joke all the time, but this free Waffle House coupon keeps returning!
You’ll thank me the next time you’re out drunk at 5am and realize you have a coupon in your wallet for a free Waffle House waffle. Though to be honest if you’re thinking about coupons at the crack of dawn while intoxicated, you deserve some massive props.
The coupon doesn’t expire until Aug. 15, 2014 so there’s no rush on killing those brain cells. Note it’s only valid Monday-Friday!
SavingStar’s Freebie Friday is a free can of Ro*Tel diced tomatoes. As a modern, busy man on-the-go (disclosure: many ex-girlfriends would dispute the accuracy of those adjectives), I’m thrilled whenever my food comes pre-chopped. Standing motionless for 30 minutes while playing with a knife sounds like it should be fun, but it’s not. I think Kroger agrees with me too, as they’re offering a free PowerBar to give you the energy needed to prepare your next meal.