Food Freebies


Free Balance Bites

Free Balance Bites

Oh man, the newsletter is about to go out, so think of your favorite Seinfeld or Park & Rec joke then add these free Balance Bites to any Kroger-family loyalty cards.

Another Free Domino’s Medium Pizza @ 3pm

Free Dominos Medium Pizza

It was only two weeks ago that Chris Heston earned us all a free Domino’s pizza but now we have Max Scherzer to thank for also throwing a no-hitter this Father’s Day weekend! As such, Domino’s is again giving away 20,000 free two-topping medium pizzas today (carry-out only) at 3pm EST.

Like before, this freebie is guaranteed to go fast. The first step is confirming you have a free mlb.com account. If not, make one, then head to the link above precisely at 3pm and refresh the heck out of the page. Good luck!

Free Atkins Quick-Start Kit

Free Atkins Quick-Start Kit

This freebie from April 2012 has returned!

It’s apparently Freebie Throwback Week and I’ll freaking take it. That recent freebie drought was no joke. Today’s free Atkins quick-start kit contains some informative brochures, a BOGO coupon, and possibly pizza or chocolate to snack on? Or maybe you’re supposed to eat the brochures? I’m not clear on the specifics plus it all tastes the same to me.

Coupon: Free Waffle House Waffle

Free Waffle House Waffle

If there’s one thing I’ve learned running HIF, it’s that Hiffers love free waffles. Enjoy.

You’ll thank me the next time you’re out drunk at 5am and realize you have a coupon in your wallet for a free Waffle House waffle. Though to be honest if you’re thinking about coupons at the crack of dawn while intoxicated, you deserve some massive props.

The coupon doesn’t expire until July 11, 2015 so there’s no rush on killing those brain cells. Note it’s only valid Monday-Friday!

Free Weight Watchers Smart Ones Smoothie

Free Weight Watchers Smart Ones Smoothie

SavingStar has a Freebie Friday once again in the form of free Weight Watchers Smart Ones smoothies. Wait, are they saying drinking smoothies is now classified as a “smart” idea? Awwwwwwww yeah, peace out veggies, hello chocolate malt shakes for dinner!

Meanwhile Kroger thinks we’re beautiful just the way we are and therefore is handing out free Snapple Straight Up Tea to quench our summer thirst.

Free Domino’s Medium Pizza @ 3pm est

Free Domino's Medium Pizza @ 3PM

Baseball, freebie, and Venn diagram fans should be thrilled today. Last night San Francisco’s Chris Heston threw a no-hitter last night against the Mets, which means that Domino’s is giving away 20,000 free two-topping medium pizzas today (carry-out only)! Be warned that this freebie is insanely popular, which means there’s a decent chance you’ll miss out or become infuriated with Domino’s because something screws up on their end.

However if you’re still game, the first step is to make sure you have a free mlb.com account. If not, make one, then head to the link above precisely at 3pm and refresh the heck out of the page. Good luck!

Free Doughnut Day

Free Doughnut Day

Friday, June 5, is free Doughnut Day over at Krispy Kreme. Hiffers not in Connecticut or Puerto Rico can receive one free doughnut of any variety with no purchase necessary.

I love how the Facebook page says 27,000 people are going while 570 are down as maybe. Maybe?! What the heck is there to think about? Let’s see here:

  • Doughnuts? Check.
  • Free? Check.

I don’t think I could be friends with anybody who was still a maybe after that.

Free Grey Poupon Rouge

Free Grey Poupon Rouge mustard

Careful, ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got a rouge agent on the loose! Early reports are hazy at best, but seem to indicate that Kraft’s free Grey Poupon Rouge dijon mustard wants to either assassinate or add deliciousness to your sandwiches. Please remain careful, vigilant, and hungry around your snacks.

It’s worth noting the fine print states “only business addresses qualify for offer.” I went with Bars & Adult Beverages because it’s barely 4 in the afternoon and my eyes are already flirting pretty heavily with that whiskey bottle on the corner of my desk.

Free Sargento Snack Cooler

Free Sargento Snack Cooler

I had no idea I needed this free Sargento snack cooler until I learned it existed five minutes ago. Apparently I have a mobile string cheese cooler sized void in my life. How in the world have I made it 32 years without one?!

Free Emergen-C Samples

Free Emergen-C Samples

EDIT: This freebie from February 2014 (and beyond) is still active!

Every year I tell my brothers these free Emergen-C vitamin “supplements” are bull. Yet they always end up in our supply bag whenever we go camping and every morning I end up drinking one. I don’t know if that says more about them or me.