Food Freebies


Free Morton Table Salt & Lindt Chocolate

Free Morton Table Salt

Let’s play a fun new game called What’s Goob More Excited About? Behind door one is SavingStar’s free Morton table salt, plain or iodized (ohhhh!) Meanwhile behind curtain B is Kroger’s free Lindt Lindor milk chocolate stick.

I know it’s close so I’ll give you a hint. It starts with “chocolat” and it’s not the salt.

Free Numi Tea K-Cup

Free Numi Tea K-Cup

You can receive a free Numi Tea k-cup 3-pack after making a pledge and sharing it on your Facebook page (ugh). I shouldn’t complain though, especially considering that I’m staring at a picture of women picking tea leaves in the mountains. That looks hard. Not sure I could do it.

*strains neck opening a new browser tab*

[thanks Gimmie Freebies!]

Free Hershey’s Bar & Lipton Tea

Free Hersheys Chocolate Bar

I think I speak for everyone when I tell SavingStar they hit a home run this week. The only way to top a free 1.55 oz. Hershey’s chocolate bar would be to make it a full 12 ozones like Kroger’s free 12 oz. Lipton Sparkling tea.

Free Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream

Free Ben & Jerry Ice Cream

Ben & Jerry’s Free Cone Day snuck up on me yet again. It probably did for you too as it’s today from noon until 8pm! Now comes the hard part: do I wait until later to get my free cone or do I say screw it and go right this very instant?

*bolts out front door*

Free Jiffy Muffin Mix & Tostitos Dip-etizers

free jiffy corn muffin mix

SavingStar is offering free Jiffy corn muffin mix again while Kroger has free Tostitos Dip-Etizers. HEY, WHAT’D THEY CALL ME?!

Free Coke Zero (at Target)

Free Coke Zero

You’ll need a working cell number instead of a freebie email to receive a free 20oz. Coke Zero at your local Target. Yada yada sarcastic joke it’s OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL! GO MARINERS!

I’m not sure if this signs you up for Target text alerts, but you can send “STOP” after receiving the freebie to make sure you don’t get any spam.

Free Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg & Balance Bar

Free Reeses Peanut Butter Egg

Yes, yes, I know the free free Balance Bar from Kroger won’t also have a free Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg crammed inside of it, but dang it a man can dream!

Free Cadbury Egg & Sparkling Ice Tea

free Cadbury Créme Egg

Not only is SavingStar handing out free Cadbury Créme Eggs, but they also gave us a free acute on the E! What generous linguists. All you Kroger shoppers don’t forget to add a free 17 oz. sparkling ICE tea to your account either.

Free Hunt’s Tomato Sauce & Nestea Water

Free Hunt's Tomato Sauce & Nestea Water

I should point out the Kroger freebie is actually free Nestea liquid water enhancer. For all your water enhancing needs. As for the the SavingStar deal, it’s a coupon good for free Hunt’s tomato sauce. Which coincidentally is a liquid water ruiner.

Free Rita’s Italian Ice

Free Rita's Italian Ice

Wait…holy…TOMORROW’S THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING?! YEEEESSSSS!

*rushes outside*

*immediately does a 180*

Nope, it’s still freezing up here. If I can muster the courage to face the cold yet again, I’ll double down on the temperature with a free Rita’s Italian ice on Friday, Mar. 20 from noon-9pm.