Let’s play a fun new game called What’s Goob More Excited About? Behind door one is SavingStar’s free Morton table salt, plain or iodized (ohhhh!) Meanwhile behind curtain B is Kroger’s free Lindt Lindor milk chocolate stick.
I know it’s close so I’ll give you a hint. It starts with “chocolat” and it’s not the salt.
You can receive a free Numi Tea k-cup 3-pack after making a pledge and sharing it on your Facebook page (ugh). I shouldn’t complain though, especially considering that I’m staring at a picture of women picking tea leaves in the mountains. That looks hard. Not sure I could do it.
*strains neck opening a new browser tab*
[thanks Gimmie Freebies!]
I think I speak for everyone when I tell SavingStar they hit a home run this week. The only way to top a free 1.55 oz. Hershey’s chocolate bar would be to make it a full 12 ozones like Kroger’s free 12 oz. Lipton Sparkling tea.
Ben & Jerry’s Free Cone Day snuck up on me yet again. It probably did for you too as it’s today from noon until 8pm! Now comes the hard part: do I wait until later to get my free cone or do I say screw it and go right this very instant?
*bolts out front door*
SavingStar is offering free Jiffy corn muffin mix again while Kroger has free Tostitos Dip-Etizers. HEY, WHAT’D THEY CALL ME?!
You’ll need a working cell number instead of a freebie email to receive a free 20oz. Coke Zero at your local Target. Yada yada sarcastic joke it’s OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL! GO MARINERS!
I’m not sure if this signs you up for Target text alerts, but you can send “STOP” after receiving the freebie to make sure you don’t get any spam.
Yes, yes, I know the free free Balance Bar from Kroger won’t also have a free Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg crammed inside of it, but dang it a man can dream!
Not only is SavingStar handing out free Cadbury Créme Eggs, but they also gave us a free acute on the E! What generous linguists. All you Kroger shoppers don’t forget to add a free 17 oz. sparkling ICE tea to your account either.
I should point out the Kroger freebie is actually free Nestea liquid water enhancer. For all your water enhancing needs. As for the the SavingStar deal, it’s a coupon good for free Hunt’s tomato sauce. Which coincidentally is a liquid water ruiner.
Wait…holy…TOMORROW’S THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING?! YEEEESSSSS!
*immediately does a 180*
Nope, it’s still freezing up here. If I can muster the courage to face the cold yet again, I’ll double down on the temperature with a free Rita’s Italian ice on Friday, Mar. 20 from noon-9pm.