Jack in the Box is either really excited over the Broncos victory last night or they’ve gone crazy. Either way, they’re hosting a million burger giveaway where the first million Hiffers to join will receive an emailed coupon for a free burger within 48 hours. You’ll then receive a 48 hour window to eat the free burger since, ya know, meat tends to spoil.
FINALLY! THE DAY I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS FOR HAS ARRIVED! FREE GOLD BARS FOR EVERYBODY, LET’S PARTY!
*Goob rushes out the door to max out every credit card in his name*
What a day, that was way too fun. Look at all this awesome, pointless stuff I bought! So when do I pick up my free Panda Express gold bar on Monday, February 8? Should I bring a forklift or do you think I can load all the crates myself?
If you live near one of their 500+ locations and aren’t still snowed in from last week’s blizzard, then swing by today only from 4-7pm for a free 6oz. Menchie’s frozen yogurt. This is the perfect dessert / meal ruiner for us adults who never listened to our parents!
— LÄRABAR (@larabar) January 26, 2016
EDIT: Well, those went fast.
Upon retweeting the link above, Larabar will send you this link for a free Larabar snack … bar. I don’t know, for a bar, I was hoping for a lot more whiskey and a little less nuts.
Oh man, I have a complicated relationship with today’s free Soylent drink (10,000 samples available only). I was a paid subscriber for their versions 1.2 to 1.4 after seeing their founder on Colbert Report and let’s just say they had a way of turning the mildest of stomaches into roiling pits of gas. They’ve supposedly fixed this issue with their current 2.0 line, but I guess we’ll find out soon enough.
This freebie from April 2012 has returned!
Today’s free Atkins quick-start kit contains some informative brochures, a BOGO coupon, and possibly pizza or chocolate to snack on? Or maybe you’re supposed to eat the brochures? I’m not clear on the specifics plus it all tastes the same to me.
The kit is available through Jan. 31.
If the earlier free tea wasn’t your cup of … tea …, then check out this free Prince Alan tea that I also just found. I thought it might be a fake freebie based on the name, but they check out!
After the New Years celebrations I had with my friends, I need a few hundred of these free In Nature teas to help get my body back on track. I hope every Hiffer out there had an equally great holiday!
I believe you’ll need to verify your email address to receive this freebie, so make sure to use a freebie account.
Walmart is offering a four-pack of free Green Mountain organic coffee k-cups. I like how it asks how often you buy organic products at Walmart then proceeds to only give you positive choices to pick from. I guess they can’t imagine people possibly picking “never.”