Food Freebies


Free Hershey’s Chocolate Bar

Free Hershey's Chocolate Bar

I feel like I’ve eaten nothing but junkfood since May so, sure, let’s throw a free Hershey’s chocolate bar on the pile while we’re at it.

Free Domino’s Medium Pizza @ 3pm est

Free Dominos Medium Pizza

The Houston Astros pitched a no-hitter (well Mike Friers did, not the entire roster), which means we get yet another shot at a free Domino’s pizza on Monday at 3pm EST. Only 20,000 free two-topping medium pizzas are available and they’re carry-out only.

Like before, this freebie is guaranteed to go fast. The first step is confirming you have a free mlb.com account. If not, make one, then head to the link above precisely at 3pm and refresh the heck out of the page. Good luck!

Also I know this is pointless for those Hiffers reading this at 4pm when the newsletter goes out. I’m building a new feature today where I can send emails for limited-time freebies, so be sure to look for more info on that later.

Free Manitoba Harvest Hemp Hearts

Free Manitoba Harvest Hemp Hearts

I have no idea what these free Manitoba Harvest Hemp Hearts are, but my gut heart tells me … food?

Free Johnny Rockets Milkshake

Free Johnny Rockets Milkshake

September is National Shake Month (of course it is), so Johnny Rockets is offering a coupon for one free milkshake valid through the month of September. This is a tad more conventional compared to previous years offers, where you had to say “yummy” in the store to get your shake.

I’ll actually miss those days. For fun, my friends and I would concoct some goofy story as a cover to say yummy repeatedly then act shocked when handed a milkshake. It’s these sorts of activities that keep me sane!

Kroger: Free Propel Electrolyte Water

Free Propel Electrolyte Water

Kroger shoppers have today only to load a coupon good for one free Propel Electrolyte Water. The coupon itself is valid through the next two weeks.

Ah … yada yada something something joke. I gotta get this out for the newsletter Hiffers!

Free Quest Protein Bar

Free Quest Protein Bar

This freebie from February 2014 is available again!

Too bad I need my free Quest protein bar today as opposed to eight weeks from now. The quest of walking to the grocery store amidst all this beautiful weather looms before me and frankly I don’t think I can conquer it without being distracted.

*goes into kitchen to make lunch, but can only find vegetables*

Be right back guys, gotta run to the store!

Free Kit Kat Bar

Free Candy Bar

SavingStar members (which should include every Hiffer who shops at one of these stores!) can add a coupon good for one free Kit Kat candy bar.

Coupon: Free Waffle House Waffle

Free Waffle House Waffle

If there’s one thing I’ve learned running HIF, it’s that Hiffers love free waffles. Enjoy.

You’ll thank me the next time you’re out drunk at 5am and realize you have a coupon in your wallet for a free Waffle House waffle. Though to be honest if you’re thinking about coupons at the crack of dawn while intoxicated, you deserve some massive props.

The coupon doesn’t expire until August 3, 2015 so there’s no rush on killing those brain cells. Note how the coupon doesn’t have any days of the week limitations, so you should be able to use this any day of the week! Most Waffle House coupons for free food aren’t valid of weekends, but luckily this one is!

Also it’s worth noting that most (all?) Waffle House’s (Hice?) will accept mobile coupons. That means instead of printing the coupon, pulling the coupon up on your mobile browser in the restaurant should work just fine.

Free ZonePerfect Energy Bar

Free ZonePerfect Energy Bar

Shoppers at Kroger & their affiliated stores can zoneload a coupon good for one free ZonePerfect energy bar to their loyalty cards today. What a zonegreat offer for those of us on the zonego.

Free Chick-fil-A Entree or Meal

free chick-fil-a meal

Holy cow, I almost forgot tomorrow (Tues, July 14) is Chick-fil-A’s annual Cow Appreciation Day. For new Hiffers not in the loop, it’s pretty simple. Dress up like a cow, like my sister and I did a few years back, and get an entire free combo meal. If you simply print out the free cow mask from their site, you get a free entree.

You don’t even have to go all out for the full cow costume either. A Redditor that works at CFA had this to say:

I work there, just to give some advice here is from the email they sent us.

Guests Dressed ‘Head to Hoof’ in Cow Attire receive a FULL MEAL

  • Meal = Entrée, Side, Drink (NOT SHAKES)
  • Salads only include a Drink, No Side
  • Guests ‘too chicken’ to Dress All Out, but Arrive with Cow Accessories (Shirt, Hat, Scarf, Bag) Receive an Entrée Only
  • Sides or Shakes May be Given in Lieu of an Entree
  • If in Doubt on If a Guest is ‘Fully’ Dresses, Lean Towards Generosity and Give the Free Meal

So there ya go. If you dress up, take a picture and share it with us in the comments!