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Free Verve Energy Drink

Goob — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:50:51 +0000

EDIT: Hiffer Shirlie pointed out they’re being slammed and trying to call people to confirm the freebie request. Forget that.

Whose idea was it to make a ~~free Verve energy drink~~ video based off a three-year old Ford commercial? Hats off for even hiring a horrible Denis Leary impersonator.

And please make sure to use a freebie email address on this one. Also, for those who don’t like requesting freebies from small companies, you want to stay away. The company checks out, but it’s a small startup launched by a single guy.

Free Burger King Onion Rings on Feb. 4 & 5

Goob — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:05:41 +0000

Stop in this weekend to get free Burger King onion rings on February 4 & 5. Heck, go both days, what are the odds an employee will remember you? No purchase or coupon is necessary, but it’s not valid during breakfast hours. Besides, who eats onion rings for breakfast?

Free Stephen Colbert Americone Dream Ice Cream

Goob — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:51:04 +0000

I rarely discover freebies while watching my favorite shows. Yet it was announced on The Colbert Report last night that local Ben & Jerry ice cream stores will be giving free Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream ice cream on Valentine’s Day from 5-8pm. I plan on doubling this event as a place for meeting other singles. You’ll know they have great taste in comedy and desserts, which by my calculations makes them at least 90% compatible.

Free Amy’s Light in Sodium Bean & Cheese Burrito

Goob — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:05:31 +0000

How is it that Dr. Oz got into giving away so many freebies? I thought he was a doctor. Is there medical evidence that freebies make you healthier? Let’s say … yes.

Today he’s giving away 20,000 coupons at 3pm EST for free Amy’s Light in Sodium Bean & Cheese Burrito. This is clearly one of those freebies being announced in advance and you all know how I feel about that. Best of luck.

Free Nescafe Taster’s Choice Coffee

Goob — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:42:24 +0000

Hiffer Mike alerted me to the fact that the free Nescafe Taster’s Choice coffee offer is back from vacation. Make sure it doesn’t corner. It has five vacation photo albums that it’s quite proud to show off.

This is a Facebook offer and only available for people who have never previously signed up.

Three Free Bruegger’s Bagels on Feb. 9

Goob — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:02:05 +0000

To celebrate turning 29 years old, you can get three free Bruegger’s bagels on February 9th. Just like them on Facebook and print out the coupon (which is different than the image above, so don’t go printing that).

As luck would have it, I’m turning 29 on February 7. Does that mean I’m supposed to give three bagels to anybody who asks that day? Shouldn’t people be giving me free bagels? Whatever, I’ve got some baking to do.

Free Quaker Oatmeal Squares Cereal

Goob — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:52:48 +0000

The ol’ free Quaker Oatmeal Squares Honey Nut cereal offer is back!

Anybody else think that term is weird. The freebie “is back?” It makes it sound as if it went on vacation or had a spell in rehab.

Free Week Supply of Voskos Greek Yogurt

Goob — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:12:00 +0000

EDIT: This is no longer available.

While watching the video, I had the same expression as the chick above.

I typically don’t post offers that require you to email somebody, but the freebies are slow today (SHOCKER!) and this is a pretty darn good one. If you want a free week supply of Voskos plus Granola, watch this 30-second video then email the three captions from it plus your name and address to FB@Voskos.com. They all appear within the first 10 seconds or so.

Unfortunately I need to publish this fast because it’ll die soon. But holy moly…that video. There’s so much to make fun of!

And yes, this is legit. They posted it on their Facebook page.

[thanks Sample Stuff!]

Free Corner Bakery Cafe Panini

Goob — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:42:47 +0000

Corner Bakery Cafe is coming out with a new menu item, so they’re letting people sign up in advance to get a free Power Panini Thin. I’m not good with food terms (you should have seen the look on my face when I was told to sautee an onion last night), but judging from the picture above I’d say this is a tasty looking sandwich. Bread, eggs, bacon, shredded cheese. Seems easy enough. In fact, I think I have all those items in my kitchen…

Possible Free Papa John’s Pizza & Pepsi

Goob — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:40:19 +0000

Why is Peyton Manning flipping the coin here? Is he going to officiate the Super Bowl? I smell a slight conflict of interest seeing as his brother will be playing in it.

Here’s the deal. Papa John’s is holding a goofy promotion where people pick what the Super Bowl coin toss will be. If “America” correctly calls it, then everybody gets a free large one-toppings pizza and a 2-liter Pepsi Max.

Click yellow “CALL THE COIN TOSS” button
Skip Facebook integration
Watch stupid video of a grown man failing to flip a coin
Create a free Papa Rewards account, if you don’t already have one
Vote Heads or Tails
Watch the Super Bowl on … I don’t know. Who cares. The Packers aren’t in it.

If America gets it right, all Papa Rewards members will get an email telling them how to get their free food, regardless of whether you personally got the call right.

Free Panda Express Chicken Today

Goob — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:24:39 +0000

If you put off lunch this afternoon, print this coupon and snag a free Firecracker chicken breast at Panda Express. The offer is in celebration of Chinese New Year, so I’m guessing we’re entering either the Year of the Chicken or possibly the Year of the Firecracker.

Wait, Wikipedia tells me it’s the Year of the Dragon! They way cooler! All those hours of playing Skyrim are about the pay off.

[thanks to Margaret for sending this in!]

Free Barista Prima Coffeehouse K-Cups

Goob — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:44:01 +0000

EDIT: Well…

These free Barista Prima Coffeehouse K-Cup packs are like the plague. They keep coming back time and time again no matter what. The plague is still around, right?

Okay, how about we replace “plague” in this analogy with “scum that frequently duplicate HIF and cause me to waste a few hours every month filing C&D orders against them.” Because I know those bastards are still around!

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]

Coupon: Free Sambazon Drink

Goob — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:51:07 +0000

First, make sure they sell Sambazon at a store near you. I’d never heard of this, but they sell it where I shop, so … that’s a fun fact to learn.

If they sell it at your favorite store as well, like them on Facebook, share the offer with a friend (I shared it with my dummy freebie account), and then print out the coupon for a free Sambazon juice, smoothie or energy drink. The software used is from Smart Source, so you’ll want to use either Internet Explorer or Safari.

[thanks to Shorty for sending this in!]

Free Friendly’s Fribble

Goob — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 13:23:44 +0000

I have no idea what a free Friendly’s Fribble is, but I assume it’s something we want. What are the odds it’s similar to the milkshake pictured above? That would be quite the coincidence!

You can get a free Fribble on Saturday, January 21, from 12-5pm. No purchase is necessary. Pants are suggested.

Free Splenda

Goob — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:16:09 +0000

We really came close to getting that free energy drink yesterday, huh?

No worries though. There’s a free Splenda offer out that looks like a page I’ve posted before, but haven’t according to the archives. You get to choose whether you want B vitamins or antioxidants with your fake sugar. So farewell, oxidants! I hardly knew ye or whatever the heck you even were.

Possible Free FRS Energy Drink

Goob — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:44:46 +0000

Register today and then hope Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos beat the New England Patriots tomorrow. Because if they do, 100,000 people will receive free FRS energy drink. In other words, hahahaha. We’re not getting this freebie. © Hey, It's Free!™ LLC. All rights reserved. Originally published for Hey, It's Free! as Possible Free [...]

Free Green Mountain Hot Cocoa K-Cups

Goob — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 16:48:05 +0000

It takes a while for the Facebook form for free (say that ten times fast) Green Mountain milk chocolate hot cocoa K-Cups to load. Sit back and relax while it does its magic. Okay, fine, if you really need something to keep you busy then come over to my place. I could use some help cleaning my office. There’s dust everywhere. And what are dust bunnies? Can I claim them as dependents on my taxes?

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

Free Swerve Sweetener

Goob — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:34:28 +0000

This free Swerve sweetener entry form wasn’t working for me earlier today, but it looks like they patched it up. Such an amazing tale, huh? I would have made a great elder storyteller a few thousand years ago. “Our village was once a large and powerful force in this area! But then we were attacked and stuff. I think it was the Visigoths. I wasn’t really paying attention.”

Free C3 Anti-Stress Drink Mix

Goob — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:16:34 +0000

EDIT: This is now dead.

Some might claim this free C3 anti-stress drink mix works wonders. However if I’m looking for a drink to relieve stress, I’m personally more of a booze man. But hey, to each his own.

Free Crystal Light Energy

Goob — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:05:34 +0000

I love how the page for free Crystal Light Energy shows how many are remaining. I’m a man pleased by simple things. They have just over 50,000 remaining and it’s a Sunday, so chances are this will last through the evening. Oh, you have to like them on Facebook first too. So… do that.