[thanks Jenny]

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I first heard about this years free Rita’s Italian Ice almost two months ago. It takes place tomorrow (Saturday, March 20) from noon to 10pm and I have to say it comes at the perfect time. I’ve spent more time outdoors in the past five days than I did in the past five months.

Although, that’s not really saying much, as I’m a modern day hermit. I even bought myself a giant shell. I still don’t get why hermits have to live in them, but I’m not one to complain.

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No, I didn’t say that! He changed my words. He’s gone mad with power!

[thanks to all the Hiffers who reminded me about this.]

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You know this free Soooo Sweet Stevia sweetener is sweet because it has four Os in it’s name instead of one. My source tells me they tried to use six, but their lawyers said they couldn’t get away with it. Then again, my source is imaginary and loves to lie, so I’d take whatever he says with a grain of salt.

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While on a leisurely stroll today, I swung by my local Walgreens and confirmed that the steps below will score you two free bags of Planters Trail Mix.

1. Become a fan of Planters on Facebook and print two $1.50 coupons. You can hit back on your browser to print the second coupon after the first finishes.
2. Buy two bags of Planters Trail Mix for $1.99 each (they’re on sale).
3. Use the two coupons you printed and then use the $1 Planters coupon found in the March Walgreens coupon booklet.
4. Final cost should be free.

It’s important that you always use the manufacturers coupons before using the Walgreens coupons. Otherwise, the computer gets confused and you end up paying some money. You’d think they could find some old NASA computers from the 60s that helped put guys on the moon to handle the basic math. Heck, I’m pretty sure my watch from the 3rd grade could come through in a pinch.

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Every day I drink enough water to fill a small pool, but it can get a bit bland. Enter True Lemon. It’s a much better alternative to my past method of spicing things up, which was to actually put tabasco sauce in my water. Let’s just say: lesson learned.

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Don’t forget to become a fan of Hey, It’s Free while you’re at it. You won’t get any free food, but you may get to see a rare glimpse of Goob making an unwarranted status update while inebriated one Saturday night! It’s what my friends know as a typical text message from me.

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Every time I go on vacation, I bring a few pallets of seasonings, dump them into the ocean, and then try to grab as many sea creatures as possible. It might explain why I’ve been banned from over 200 beaches. And here I was thinking it had something to do with my thong collection.

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Isn’t the name of this free Dunkin Donuts Turbo coffee a little redundant? Wouldn’t all coffee be considered turboish? Well, I should say, all coffee except for that stupid Turtle Paced Coffee. I don’t know what genius came up with that idea.

In order to get the freebie, simply click on the “free sample” link up at the top.

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Another site for free Lipton green tea has been found in case you missed out on the offer last November. Just click on the green box in the right sidebar and you’ll be able to sign up.

I was curious as to what the AOX logo in the image above meant, so I googled it and was directed to this helpful animation. So there you have it, folks. It’s a small fairy that flies around your body and attacks any pollution headed in your direction. Mystery solved.

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During every Monday throughout March, stop in at your local Dunkin Donuts and get a free medium hot or iced coffee. If you can resist purchasing a dozen donuts while you’re there, then please send me some of your amazing willpower.

Lots of people are saying this is only working in certain regions, so be sure to call ahead. Trust me, I’d love to call every store in the country and make a detailed chart, but I’ve got other things I need to do over the next five weeks.

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All You magazine is giving their readers a free Borden Singles cheese coupon as long as they are members of Reality Checkers. Not a member? Then sign up for free and then sign up for your coupon.

I’m fairly certain that the coupon is actually a voucher for a free package of cheese, but then again, I was also recently certain that Narwhals¹ were fake animals. The lesson here is that we shouldn’t rely on me whenever possible.

[thanks Common Sense with Money]

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1. Seriously, would YOU think these animals were real?! They look like giant, fat, swimming unicorns.

Bruster’s: Like wearing your pajamas in public? Me too. But now we have an extra excuse to do so: free ice cream on Saturday! Make sure to call your local store, because some places are running this offer on March 20.

Hollywood Tans: stop in for a free tan all day Saturday. It includes a mystic spray tan as well, so be sure to bring your witch hat and wand!

Michael’s: If you want to sleep in for an extra hour or if you get done early at Home Depot, swing by Michael’s between 10am-1pm and build a free voo doo doll. Or a yarn doll. I don’t really know what that thing is, but I’m kinda scared.

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EDIT: Looks like these are all gone.

I try and eat as healthy as possible, but this free bag of SunChips from Facebook is one of my many weaknesses. There’s no way I avoid downing this entire bag in one sitting. I plan on immediately taping a note to it that reads, “Goob, do not eat these all at once. OR ELSE!”

Taking the initiative against myself is smart. So smart, that I think it should be rewarded with a snack. A small snack. You know, a chip or two. Maybe a handful. Both hands! Repeatedly.

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In order to get a free sample of Nescafe Taster’s Choice, simply become a fan on Facebook and then tell me to go to bed, because I need some sleep. Apparently I don’t listen to myself, but instead take my cues from peer pressure. It’s why I currently have 42 tattoos. Luckily, I was smart enough to make them all look like freckles.

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Freebie companies, meet me at camera 2. *Goob now spins around in his chair a few times for fun.*

Hey there guys, it’s me, Goob. I want to thank all of you for the truck loads of freebies you give away every year. Seriously, they’re awesome. But there’s one thing I’d like to point out. It’s 2010, which means we’re about 15 years past auto-playing music being an acceptable practice on a website. Don’t get me wrong, I still signed up for some free ideal sweetener, but only after I paused my own music and hunted through the plethora of open tabs on my browser to find out where in the world that Caribbean music was coming from.

So, we cool? You’re gonna stop putting music on your sites? Sweet. I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say thanks. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to eat some pie and drink lemonade. I’m not sure why I’m suddenly craving those…

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Emergen-C is back with a new free recipe/sample combo that lets you pick from four flavors. I went with Maui Wowee, but only because I have an inexplicable weakness to funny rhymes.

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