Health / Fitness Freebies

Free Pair of Glasses via

Free Pair of Glasses

This freebie was originally posted on October 22, 2012 and is still available.

If you’ve never placed an order with, you should know that you still qualify for a free pair of regular frame prescription glasses (all you pay is shipping, which should come under $15). I think it’s one of those inalienable rights the Founding Fathers bestowed upon us, along with freedom and the ability to throw away green beans whenever you want because they’re gross.

It’s not just for adults either! In addition to almost 400 pairs of free adult frames, they have 39 eligible ones for children as well. Just in time for school too, so no more “Mom, I’m failing math because I can’t see” excuses. I know that one worked wonders for me from the 5th to 7th grade.

Free Pair of Glasses

In order to get a free pair of glasses, you need to:

  1. Click the link above, then click “shop free glasses” on the left.
  2. Pick your glasses from the available frames and enter coupon code FIRSTPAIRFREE at checkout.

The code should work through the end of the month and note you’ll need to pay shipping, but the glasses themselves are free.

You can also use the code to get an additional 10% off any upgrades. If this is your first time buying glasses online, then have fun looking like an idiot in front of a mirror. It’s totally worth it though. I’d been wearing the same broken pair of glasses since high school, so it was hard passing up an $80+ free pair of glasses like this!

Free Prilosec OTC


This freebie was available since the dawn of time. This thing never dies.

Rounding out today’s Greatest Hits is the classic free Prilosec OTC offer for Hiffers who still refuse to lay off the bratwursts.

Free Pediacare Children’s Pain Reliever

Free Pediacare Children's Pain Reliever

In order to get free Pediacare children’s pain reliever, you need to have children between ages 4-8 and shop at Walgreens.

Welp, looks like I’m out of luck.

Free ZarBee’s Cough Syrup

Free ZarBee's Cough Syrup

This freebie was originally posted on January 13, 2012 but has returned.

This free ZarBee’s cough syrup requires you to confirm your email, so make sure to use your freebie account. I know it sucks waiting 6 to 8 weeks for the sample, but it’s better than trying to make a cheap homemade version. You’d think it’d be as easy as squirting a ton of honey onto a bee hive, but trust me, there’s more to it than that.

Free Align Probiotic

Free Align Probiotic Supplement

Ohhhh, this free Align Probiotic supplement contains B. infantis 35624 instead of last year’s B. infantis 35623? That’s the newest version! I think it added wifi.

Free Film-Coated Advil

Free Advil Fast Acting

Last month’s free film-coated Advil offer has returned, albeit this time from … CVS? Okay, cool. I can’t wait to see how nice the pictures turn out too!

Free Nexcare Waterproof Bandages

Free Nexcare Waterproof Bandages

There are only 50,000 free Nexcare waterproof bandages available on Facebook, but don’t worry. I’d venture to guess most freebies these days don’t give away more than that anyway, they just don’t typically tell us that. I’m sure I had a point in mind when I started this, but all I can think about now is that I’m five minutes closer to lunch.

Free Hangover Salvation

Free Hangover Salvation

That sound you just head was me tripping over every piece of furniture in my apartment as I ran to my computer to request a free Hangover Salvation sample. The only way this could be any more targeted towards me was if they threw Goob somewhere in the title.

Free Energems Energy Bites

Free Energems Energy Bites

It was quite refreshing to find this free Energems sample today. Not as a freebie connoisseur, mind you, but as a terrible artist! Whoever is in charge of graphic design over at Energems either has some dirty pictures in their possession or can BS through an interview like a champion. If it turns out this is the same person who convinced Energems to basically resell M&Ms as a business model, then I have a new hero.

Free Airborne Immune Support Supplement

Free Airborne Sample

Target’s latest offer of free Airborne immune support supplement is sure to supple our support. It might even help our immune systems if we’re lucky.