If you need this free Curad bandage, then I hope your boo boo feels better soon.
Health & Fitness Freebies
I’m a single dude with absolutely zero prospects of starting a family any time soon and yet I just requested free Bellamins prenatal vitamins. I think I need an intervention.
The confirmation page reads “Because of huge demand you must confirm your sample request to be placed in queue. Expect this confirmation email to arrive within 24 hrs.” So make sure to use your freebie email!
Note: This form has been on Facebook in previous years but has moved off it for 2015!
June 14 is World Blood Donor Day, which has to be the least fun world holiday out there. Giving blood is something I used to do regularly before I went through chemo and I miss it. Well, I miss the cookies and responding with “because I gave blood!” whenever people sneeringly asked why I napped that afternoon. My consolation is still qualifying for free Nexcare Give bandages. They might not taste as good as cookies, but if you’re eating them you probably shouldn’t be donating blood in the first place.
This freebie has been available since the dawn of time. It never dies.
The free Prilosec OTC offer has returned with Larry the Cable Guy as a spokesperson. I like how he’s labeled as an “actual Prilosec user.” How is that verified? Are we working off the Honor Code or does P&G hire somebody to follow him around and monitor his activity? Would they go so far as to force him to take it? I’d want the job of shooting Prilosec pills at his mouth with a t-shirt cannon from across the room. If that job doesn’t exist, it should. Or what if they believe him but he hasn’t eaten any spicy food for a while? I’m guessing a guy in a dark suit with sunglasses walks up to him, hands him a plate of Thai food, and silently motions towards it.
Okay, time to lay off the coffee.
Cute packaging on today’s free Allegra Allergy sample. Why only mold the packaging into a letter and not the actual pill though? Think of all the additional hours of relief you could cram in there!
Wait, I also take Zyrtec occasionally. On second thought I’d like to formally say my idea sucks.
There’s a free Zarbee’s Immune Support Supplement form on Facebook that doesn’t require a Like or access to your personal info. We get to pick between Elderberry Gummy for ages 12+ and Mighty Bee Gummy for ages 2+.
I know it’s crazy but I can still remember when I became an elder a few decades back. They were simpler times back then. Llamas stayed in their pens, nobody confused black and blue for white and gold, and young toddlers respected their elders. And the play time! Oh the play time seemed to last for hours on end.
According to a panel of experts consisting of me, the slogan for free Beast nutrition supplement is “AHHHHHH, A BEAST, RUUUUUUN!”
EDIT: This offer from April 24, 2014 has returned to Facebook!
I don’t know about you, but the next time I feel the need to use some free Tums Chewy Delights, I don’t know much of a “delightful” mood I’ll be in.