This free JustGoGirl pad offer has been sitting in my drafts box for weeks now. I’ve probably paced my entire apartment 50 times muttering “just go girl…” in a vain attempt to think of a joke. Today I finally took the mantra to heart and decided to just go hit publish girl.
Health & Fitness Freebies
This freebie from April 2012 has returned!
Today’s free Atkins quick-start kit contains some informative brochures, a BOGO coupon, and possibly pizza or chocolate to snack on? Or maybe you’re supposed to eat the brochures? I’m not clear on the specifics plus it all tastes the same to me.
The kit is available through Nov. 30.
This site promises a free Power Crunch protein something or other, but they don’t really say what it’ll be. However using my award-noticing powers of deduction (ie. I clicked around a bunch on their site), I’ve come to believe this will be a protein bar. Probably. Maybe. We’ll see.
Target is offering free Nature Made Kids Gummies this afternoon. I hate to be a stickler, but I think Target is a tad misinformed. The limited info I’ve gleaned from girlfriends over the years seems to imply natures doesn’t make kids, but instead it has something to do with birds and/or bees. I’m still hazy on the particulars.
First of all, let me sincerely thank you for the freebie. My doctor annually tells me I need to “exercise” and “eat well,” which I hope your vitamin will 100% cover for me. However if you’re truly looking to be taken seriously with adults, might I suggest making a whiskey flavored product line? I’m sure vodka flavoring would sell just as well.
This free Astroglide adult lubricant offer has been around forever and yet I haven’t reposted it for months. Until now!
*pats self on back*
Make sure you have a great explanation lined up for when a young’un finds it and thinks it has some sort of magical astronaut-creating powers based on the name alone. This PSA unfortunately comes from personal experience. Let my awkward moment be a lesson for all!
[thanks Alayna for the reminder!]
Wow, I haven’t seen a free pedometer offer in years, let alone two free pedometers from Cigna HealthSpring. These used to be all the rage in the freebie world from ’06-08, but I guess Americans stopped trying to be healthy when the economy tanked. Sounds about right.
Why two freebies instead of one? Well duh, it’s blatantly obviously. They want us to strap one to each hip and finally confirm once and for all that neither leg takes an extra step when we’re not looking.
EDIT: This freebie from February 2014 (and beyond) is still active!
Every year I tell my brothers these free Emergen-C vitamin drink “supplements” are bull. Yet they always end up in our supply bag whenever we go camping and every morning I end up drinking one. They taste ridiculous, I swear to everyone within earshot they don’t work, and yet I drink one every single morning. It’s like a ritual at this point.
Through Sept. 30, you can get a free 100% rebate on a single, full size Dulcolax Suppository. The fine print reads:
Purchase any one (1) Dulcolax® Tablets 25ct+, Dulcolax® Suppositories 4ct+, Dulcolax Pink® Tablets 25ct+, Dulcolax® Stool Softener 25ct+, DulcoEase Pink® 25ct+ or DulcoGas® 18ct between 9/13/15 and 9/30/15 and get a Visa® prepaid card by mail of up to $10.00 on the purchase price (excluding tax). Rebate request must be received at the mailing address or be postmarked by October 15, 2015.
They have a form you can fill out and print to mail with your UPC and receipt. I also found a free $2 Dulcolax coupon to help make the initial purchase cheaper! Awesome, now I can publish this and stop researching suppositories.