According to a panel of experts consisting of me, the slogan for free Beast nutrition supplement is “AHHHHHH, A BEAST, RUUUUUUN!”
Health / Fitness Freebies
EDIT: This offer from April 24, 2014 has returned to Facebook!
I don’t know about you, but the next time I feel the need to use some free Tums Chewy Delights, I don’t know much of a “delightful” mood I’ll be in.
Stop in at a JCPenney Salon through the month of June for a free bangs or beard trimming. Which leads me to ask the question I assume we’re all thinking: does nose hair count as part of my beard?
This freebie from Sept. 2013 has returned!
This is the sixth free Schiff MegaRed krill oil offer ever posted to HIF yet I still have no clue what krill oil is or why I should be taking it. I couldn’t even compare it to fish oil, like the box asks, if you paid me.
June 14 is World Blood Donor Day, which has to be the least fun world holiday out there. Giving blood is something I used to do regularly before I went through chemo and I miss it. Well, I miss the cookies and responding with “because I gave blood!” whenever people sneeringly asked why I napped that afternoon. My consolation is still qualifying for free Nexcare Give bandages on Facebook. They might not taste as good as cookies, though if you’re eating them, you probably shouldn’t be donating blood in the first place.
If you miss out on free Listerine mouthwash, I hear battery acid or 100 proof alcohol give the same sensation in your mouth. I can’t make any promises about their cleaning abilities though.
This freebie is no longer available. However the latest offer I’ve found is that new customers get $40 off glasses on orders over $99 along with free shipping. Use code FIRST40 at checkout.
Also, through Dec. 12, code CYBERWEEK50 will give some frames for only $49 plus 50% off lenses.
If you’ve never placed an order with Coastal.com, you should know that you still qualify for a free pair of regular frame prescription glasses (all you pay is shipping, which should come under $15). I think it’s one of those inalienable rights the Founding Fathers bestowed upon us, along with freedom and the ability to throw away green beans whenever you want because they’re gross.
It’s not just for adults either! In addition to almost 400 pairs of free adult frames, they have 39 eligible ones for children as well. Just in time for school too, so no more “Mom, I’m failing math because I can’t see” excuses. I know that one worked wonders for me from the 5th to 7th grade.
In order to get a free pair of Coastal.com glasses, you need to:
- Click the link above, then click “shop free glasses” on the left.
- Pick your glasses from the available frames and enter coupon code FIRSTPAIRFREE at checkout.
The code should work through the end of the month and note you’ll need to pay shipping, but the glasses themselves are free.
You can also use the code to get an additional 10% off any upgrades. If this is your first time buying glasses online, then have fun looking like an idiot in front of a mirror. It’s totally worth it though. I’d been wearing the same broken pair of glasses since high school, so it was hard passing up an $80+ free pair of glasses like this!
This freebie was available since the dawn of time. This thing never dies.
Rounding out today’s Greatest Hits is the classic free Prilosec OTC offer for Hiffers who still refuse to lay off the bratwursts.
In order to get free Pediacare children’s pain reliever, you need to have children between ages 4-8 and shop at Walgreens.
Welp, looks like I’m out of luck.
This freebie was originally posted on January 13, 2012 but has returned.
This free ZarBee’s cough syrup requires you to confirm your email, so make sure to use your freebie account. I know it sucks waiting 6 to 8 weeks for the sample, but it’s better than trying to make a cheap homemade version. You’d think it’d be as easy as squirting a ton of honey onto a bee hive, but trust me, there’s more to it than that.