Jenny Craig and Purina have teamed up to give away “Power of Two” packs, which include a free dog leash and pedometer. The only problem I see with this is that I now have to start exercising. Think it’ll work if I put the pedometer on my dog and let him run around the house for a bit?
[thanks to Kayleigh for sending this in!]
June 14 is World Blood Donor Day, which has to be the least fun world holiday. Giving blood is something I used to do regularly before I went through chemo and I miss it. Well, I miss the cookies and responding with “because I gave blood!” whenever people sneeringly asked why I’d taken a nap that afternoon. Lucky for me I can still get free Nexcare Give bandages on Facebook at least. They might not taste as good as cookies, but if you’re eating them, you probably shouldn’t be donating blood either.
Before you submit the form, make sure to check “I’d like to receive free limited edition Nexcare Give bandages.” Otherwise no freebie for you!
Finally, note that tons of people are saying “this doesn’t work in *insert state here.* It’s a bug with the form. It’ll reject your state no matter where you are, you just have to submit the form two or three times for it to go through.
Target is offering free Voots kids supplements, which appear to be some freaky concoction that brings vegetables to life. Because everybody knows when a kid doesn’t want to eat healthy food, the perfect solution is to give them a face and personality!
Last month’s free Nexcare waterproof bandage on Facebook has returned. Like before, it’s only available to the first 50,000 people who watch a 60 second video with stock music that probably cost $20 to record.
Here’s a coupon good for 100 free CVS sterile alcohol swabs. It’s a $2.59 value and it doesn’t expire until April 30. Apparently drinking whiskey every time I get a cut hasn’t been doing me any good.
Here’s a Facebook offer for free LifeStyles condoms for both people who enjoy safe sex and budding animal balloon artists.
I’m not actually at my computer right now, but I’ve scheduled this free 24 count bottle of Excedrin medicine freebie because they promised to give away 20,000 more at 4pm EST today.
There are 20,000 bottle of free 24 count Excedrin medicine being given away on Facebook right now. They’ve actually done this for a few days, but I can never get the form to submit. It’s almost as if they’re giving you a headache so you’ll have a reason to request the freebie.
Is it too late to make a news years resolution joke when telling you about these three free Atkins bars? Yeah, probably. Well then. How about I sit here aimlessly for 10 minute before hitting the Publish button? Sounds like a plan!
You can select up to three free Hydroxycut samples on their Facebook page, ranging from gummies to sprinkles. Sprinkles?! Heck yeah! I guess that means I can lose weight while eating tons of ice cream.
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