Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: Well, that’s that.

After liking them on Facebook, you can sign up for free Tums Freshers. The site says “When your favorite foods fight you: FIGHT BACK FAST.” But I have to disagree. Going into battle against food is never smart. I can’t tell you how many unfavorable peace treaties they’ve made me sign. Going up against them is as pointless as getting involved in a land war in Asia.

What’s this free Nozin Nasal Sanatizer? In their own words:

Think Hand Sanitizer for Your Nose.

Oh, okay. It’s like when I go out to dinner and use a squirt of hand sanitizer before I start eating. But…wait, who’s eating with their noses?

EDIT: Awww, this is dead.

This free Blue Goo pain relief gel is one of those sites that looks spammy, but actually checks out. They’re even the official pain relief gel of the Los Angeles Lakers! So…that’s a thing.

Add the sample to your cart, then use the checkout link in the top right. You shouldn’t be asked for any payment information, only a shipping address and email.

While printing your coupon for a free reGen Muscle Recovery beverage at GNC, ask yourself this: is the guy on the site running or kicking rocks? Cause if this drink helps improve my rock kicking ability, I’m headed to the mall today.

A coupon for a free 14 count of Prevacid 24HR will be snail mailed and is good for up to $12, meaning it should be free at any place not charging an arm or a leg. Maybe a single arm is cool. I hear those are kind of cheap on the black market.

The site took for-ev-er to submit. Just give it time. I found it worked faster in Safari instead of Chrome.

Register today and then hope Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos beat the New England Patriots tomorrow. Because if they do, 100,000 people will receive free FRS energy drink.

In other words, hahahaha. We’re not getting this freebie.

Make sure to confirm your email address after signing up for free ZarBee’s cough syrup on Facebook. Good luck though. I logged into my freebie email account for the first time in months and it about melted my computer.

I almost passed over this free Fiber Choice because I thought I’d recently posted it. I was thinking December, November at the earliest. Turns out it was March 2011. Way to go, memory. I’m now thankful I remember how to get back to the correct home every time I run an errand.

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Some might claim this free C3 anti-stress drink mix works wonders. However if I’m looking for a drink to relieve stress, I’m personally more of a booze man. But hey, to each his own.

EDIT: Dead as a … uh … something that’s dead.

This free 5-Hour Energy should arrive at our doorstep in the next five hours. That’s how it works, right? Because I’m really dragging today. I even tried eating raw coffee grinds in order to get the caffeine in my system faster, but my body seems to have rejected it.