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Free Kyk Energy Drink Mix

Goob — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:59:47 +0000

Well here’s a new product that’s sure to make you go “hmm, I wonder what made them choose that name.” Your free Kyk energy drink mix is meant to give a kick to any beverage. I have to admit, I like their logo. The traditional symbol of a dead person is an especially nice touch. Drink Kyk Energy – so extreme, it may kill you!

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]

Free Tums Freshers

Goob — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:15:36 +0000

EDIT: Well, that’s that.

After liking them on Facebook, you can sign up for free Tums Freshers. The site says “When your favorite foods fight you: FIGHT BACK FAST.” But I have to disagree. Going into battle against food is never smart. I can’t tell you how many unfavorable peace treaties they’ve made me sign. Going up against them is as pointless as getting involved in a land war in Asia.

Free Nozin Nasal Sanatizer

Goob — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:57:49 +0000

What’s this free Nozin Nasal Sanatizer? In their own words:

Think Hand Sanitizer for Your Nose.

Oh, okay. It’s like when I go out to dinner and use a squirt of hand sanitizer before I start eating. But…wait, who’s eating with their noses?

Free Blue Goo Pain Relief Gel

Goob — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:23:16 +0000

EDIT: Awww, this is dead.

This free Blue Goo pain relief gel is one of those sites that looks spammy, but actually checks out. They’re even the official pain relief gel of the Los Angeles Lakers! So…that’s a thing.

Add the sample to your cart, then use the checkout link in the top right. You shouldn’t be asked for any payment information, only a shipping address and email.

Coupon: Free reGen Muscle Recovery

Goob — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:46:05 +0000

While printing your coupon for a free reGen Muscle Recovery beverage at GNC, ask yourself this: is the guy on the site running or kicking rocks? Cause if this drink helps improve my rock kicking ability, I’m headed to the mall today.

Coupon: Free Prevacid 24 Hour

Goob — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:05:58 +0000

A coupon for a free 14 count of Prevacid 24HR will be snail mailed and is good for up to $12, meaning it should be free at any place not charging an arm or a leg. Maybe a single arm is cool. I hear those are kind of cheap on the black market.

The site took for-ev-er to submit. Just give it time. I found it worked faster in Safari instead of Chrome.

Possible Free FRS Energy Drink

Goob — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:44:46 +0000

Register today and then hope Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos beat the New England Patriots tomorrow. Because if they do, 100,000 people will receive free FRS energy drink. In other words, hahahaha. We’re not getting this freebie. © Hey, It's Free!™ LLC. All rights reserved. Originally published for Hey, It's Free! as Possible Free [...]

Free ZarBee’s Cough Syrup

Goob — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:26:48 +0000

Make sure to confirm your email address after signing up for free ZarBee’s cough syrup on Facebook. Good luck though. I logged into my freebie email account for the first time in months and it about melted my computer. © Hey, It's Free!™ LLC. All rights reserved. Originally published for Hey, It's Free! as Free [...]

Free Fiber Choice

Goob — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:47:11 +0000

I almost passed over this free Fiber Choice because I thought I’d recently posted it. I was thinking December, November at the earliest. Turns out it was March 2011. Way to go, memory. I’m now thankful I remember how to get back to the correct home every time I run an errand.

Free C3 Anti-Stress Drink Mix

Goob — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:16:34 +0000

EDIT: This is now dead.

Some might claim this free C3 anti-stress drink mix works wonders. However if I’m looking for a drink to relieve stress, I’m personally more of a booze man. But hey, to each his own.

Free 5-Hour Energy

Goob — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:06:04 +0000

EDIT: Dead as a … uh … something that’s dead.

This free 5-Hour Energy should arrive at our doorstep in the next five hours. That’s how it works, right? Because I’m really dragging today. I even tried eating raw coffee grinds in order to get the caffeine in my system faster, but my body seems to have rejected it.

Free 7 Day Pass to 24Hour Fitness

Goob — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:43:53 +0000

Okay, Freebie Gods, very funny. I freely admit I ate my fair share of baked goods over the previous weeks, but this free 7 day pass to 24Hour Fitness is a little much.

I like the idea of 24 hour gyms though. I find the only time I feel like working out is when I’m delusively drunk at 4am.

Free BiProUSA Whey Protein Sample Pack

Goob — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 18:08:06 +0000

Upon liking them on Facebook, you’ll receive a free BiProUSA whey protein sample pack. I don’t “work out” in the traditional sense, but this will be perfect for my custom daily routine. Lugging all those freebies from the mailbox to my room takes a lot out of me.

Two Free Quest Bars

Adam — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:25:54 +0000

I thought with working out more that I would have more suppliments and eat more. Sadly? I find myself counting calories and watching what I’m eating even more. So while I thought originally I might get much use out of these two free Quest bars? I have a feeling that I’ll just spend 15 more minutes on the treadmill to justify them…

Goob Says: This offer asks you to like them on Facebook in order to “confirm” your order. To heck with that. I didn’t do it, so I might not get them.

Free Prilosec OTC

Goob — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:11:27 +0000

Let’s see. It’s close to Christmas, I’m about to be home with my family for a week or two, and I’m going to be doing a bit of cooking. Yep, it’s time to stock up on a little free Prilosec OTC.

Free Schiff MegaRed Krill Oil

Goob — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:31:51 +0000

This is the fourth time I’ve posted a free Schiff MegaRed krill oil offer and I still don’t know what this stuff is. I can’t wait until I’m applying for another job sometime in the next decade.

Guy in Suit: So, what did you do at your previous job?
Goob: Uh. I found links to freebies and then made corny jokes.
Suit: And…
Goob: That’s it. I didn’t know what I was doing half the time though.
Suit: …
Goob: I’ll show myself out.

Sometimes I wish the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come would hurry up and get here so I can see whether or not I get buried in a freak pile of freebies.

Free Sundown Naturals Fish Oil

Goob — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 20:31:34 +0000

The first 40,000 people to sign up on Facebook will receive free Sundown Naturals fish oil. Trust me, this is the way to go when it comes to obtaining fish oil. Catching them in the wild then trying to squeeze it out gets messy real fast.

Free Trojan Condoms

Goob — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:11:38 +0000

It’s been over three years since I last posted these free Trojan condoms. Unfortunately something PG rated to say about them still eludes me. © Hey, It's Free!™ LLC. All rights reserved. Originally published for Hey, It's Free! as Free Trojan Condoms.

Free Fitness DVD

Adam — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:48:27 +0000

I’ve been working out again. Yup. After all of my posts saying that I’m going to do it, I actually have been. No, I don’t mean leaning over to pick up a donut box, but I figure turning on bad movies and sitting on our exercise bike is something, right?

So why would I turn off Kull the Conqueror and turn on one of these free fitness DVDs? I don’t think I could turn off anything Kevin Zorbo is in. Seriously.

Free NeilMed Sinus Rinse Extra Strength

Goob — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:06:39 +0000

Here’s a page to obtain a 3 sample packets of Sinus Rinse Extra Strength, which is a sinus rinsing something that does something for congested noses. If that ringing endorsement didn’t encourage you to sign up, how about this humdinger of a fact. “Some research shows that hypertonic (2.7%) or more concentrated solution may help reduce sinus congestion better than isotonic (0.9%) solution.” I have no idea what that means, but it sounds technical and therefor impressive. I’m easily persuaded by science.