They force you to join their newsletter, so I forced it to go to my freebie e-mail account. You might want to do the same.

Their website looks a little weird in Firefox, but the form went through just fine.

1. That was an atrocious joke and I apologize profusely.

Ah, yes, teachers can sign up for the free kit which comes with “tools they need to bring fitness and nutrition education into the classroom.” I haven’t been able to find out what exactly is in the kit, but then again I’m not a teacher. The state still won’t certify my license even though I teacher people how to get freebies every day!

As a kid, I used to take Excedrin three or four times a week to combat my migraines and it didn’t take long for them to become almost like candy. So now I try not to take anything for the normal headache, but I also recently decided to get some prescription meds and keep them on standby for when the pain is almost debilitating. As luck would have it, Treximet is not only an anti-migraine med, but they’re giving away nine free pills.

Now I’m not a doctor. I’ve never tried Treximet, I don’t have a prescription for it, and so I won’t be using this freebie unless my doc says otherwise. But if you do have a prescription, then you might want to print out this free Treximet coupon offer. It’s valid through November 15 but there’s probably a limit on how many they’ll give away, so you might want to print it now if you think you’ll use it.

Despite press releases saying the shots started this month, CVS is actually giving out free flu shots starting in October. You can call 1-888-FLU-SHOT to find the nearest location and time.

Walgreens has an offer where they are giving away free flu shot vouchers if you visit a Wellness Tour bus between September 17 and November 15. The offer’s a bit limited, however, as the bus tour schedule shows it’s only going to be in 17 states.

And long story short, now I can’t stop picturing ninjas having relations.

The “Get Special Savings” button will take you to a page where you can print $2 and $4 coupon. To get the sample, click on “Zyrtex 10mg Tablets.” There are quite a few states that don’t love their residents and want them to suffer from allergies year round, however. They include: Arizona, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Iowa, Kansas, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New York, North Dakota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Vermont.

As a kid, I used to always wish I’d get sick so that I could stay home from school. What was the worst that could happen to me back then? Strep throat? Possibly a stomach bug? Now my siblings have to worry about freaking Swine Flu! Maybe these free Clorox Disinfecting Wipes for teachers will help keep them healthy and out of my hair for six hours a day.

This free 4 pack of LOVE condoms is being given away be a company dedicated to fighting HIV & AIDS and I for one can’t wait to do my part in this noble cause. Nobody said using freebies was an easy job, but by golly, somebody’s got to do it!

The free Nicorette 20-Pack gum offer is still available as well, FWIW.

This is easily a daily occurrence for me!

Anyway, when signing up, select “Other” for the source and then type in “KIWI SAMPLE.” You’ll then be able to download the coupons and the samples should arrive shortly.

The website specifically says it’s a discount card to help people without health insurance. I guess I don’t understand how the makers of this drug card turn a profit, but I thought I’d post this and ask my fellow Hiffers if they have any experience with things like these. Do they actually work? I was able to print out my card in under a minute without giving out any info beyond my name, but I’ve never tried using it, hence the source of my confusion.

I called the toll free help number on the card and ended up having a chat with a somewhat helpful CSR. I asked who provided the service and he mentioned that the parent company is essentially a mail order pharmacy that works with insurance companies and thus are able to offer the discounts through their sheer size. He said average savings are around 20% and that most major pharmacies will accept the card.

I then wanted an assurance that this doesn’t charge you in any way. He said that the program provided by the parent company was free, but that some middle-men sites take the program and then sneakily ask for an enrollment fee, which the middle-men sites then keep. He said as long as you find a site that doesn’t ask for a credit card number in exchange for printing the card (like the one I linked to), then you shouldn’t pay a cent.

I don’t know, I’m just throwing this out there for anybody who might find it helpful. The CSR emphasized that this card isn’t meant to replace health insurance but instead help those without it. If any of you fall into that category, hopefully this will help you save a little money! And again, if you have experience with these, please share in the comments.