No, I didn’t say that! He changed my words. He’s gone mad with power!

[thanks to all the Hiffers who reminded me about this.]

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With this free Everlast supplement, you get to choose from Energy or Recovery. I went with recovery, because I’m hoping that if I use it despite not exercising, maybe I can trick my body into thinking I exercised. It’s part of my long-term goal to get in shape without ever working out.

I’d be happy to share my results so far, but that will have to wait for later as I’m getting winded typing this post.

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The first 30,000 fans will receive a free ZonePerfect Indulgence Nutrition Square. I’ll probably eat mine while pretending I’m an astronaut on a deep space voyage. Rigging up some anti-gravitational devices will be a little tricky, but it’s well worth the money if you ask me.

[thanks Mojo Savings]

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Whenever I get restful legs, I just get up and do a little dance. That usually embarrasses them enough to quiet down and end the humiliation for all involved.

[thanks Common Sense with Money]

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There’s a new link for free Emergen-C vitamin drink mix and…I got nothing. I almost went with a “but what if it’s an emergency and I need my Emergen-C now!” joke, but then realized that was horrible and punched myself in the arms as punishment. I blame them for allowing me to type it!

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In order to get a coupon for any free Excedrin product, up to a $5.99 value, you need to take the world’s shortest quiz and do not check Excedrin. If you say you’ve taken Excedrin in the previous 12 months, you’ll get a $2.00 printable coupon. But here’s a hint: you can take the quiz twice. So you can get free and cheap Excedrin!

How many times can I say Excedrin in this post? It’s almost like chocolate; the more I talk about it, the more I want some. That can’t be healthy reaction.

[via KC Penny Pinchin Mama]

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EDIT: Wow, that lasted all of ten seconds.

Being a slacker student of History, one of the games I play is to guess current, everyday activities that will one day be viewed with regret by society. I guarantee you, my generation is going to turn into a species of humanoids with crab-like hands thanks to all the time we spend on the computer. Sure, being able to easily scare kids will be a nice bonus, but we’re gonna needs giant vats of products like this free Stopain arthritis spray to get through the day.

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If you’ve been thinking about punting cigarettes, register here then sign up for a free 20 count starter kit of Nicorette gum. The extra step is a bit of a pain, but the freebie is valued at $10, so it’s worth it.

I just realized that Nicorette is a combination of nicotine and cigarette. I wonder if other companies follow that pattern. Let’s see. Gillette: gilled gazette. Triscuit: tricky biscuit. Kinkos: kinky hoes?

Yeah, I don’t think this is panning out.

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It’s 129megs in size, so you might not want to download it if you’re on a slow Internet connection.

[via Barbianne - thanks!]

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I never did figure out why that site flopped.

[via Freebies 4 Mom]

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Well, technically, he can ignore anything he darn well pleases now that he’s an adult. I miss the simpler times when we were younger and I could get him to do anything I wanted with nothing more than a mean glare and a raised fist. Ahhh, the good ole’ days…

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Hiffers, you have a mission. Freebie companies are now frequently releasing offers that coincide with popular events, dates, or traditions. Case in point, Sam’s Club’s free Slim Fast peanut butter snack bar that just so happens to come out when millions of Americans are pondering losing pounds.

So here’s what we need to do. Let’s make a new tradition of giving away cakes, chocolates, and cookies to each other on March 5. Imagine the possibilities! Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts will have no choice but to give away free donuts that day. Hershey’s and Betty Crocker could set up rebates on chocolate milk and brownies. Mars could bring back their 100,000 free coupons!

Okay, deep breaths, Goob. I’m hyperventilating just thinking about it.

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Sometimes a freebie comes along that I know either Goob or I look at and think its too good to be true. Case in point? This free Spark energy drink mix or free Slam energy drink offer. I’ll be honest that when I first saw it last year (okay, okay, it was only this Tuesday, but it was last year), it seemed a little funky and almost too good to be true…

But now as I drink my mandarin orange Spark, waiting for my laundry to finish in the dryer before my wife and I head up to Chicago tomorrow and I feel awake, energized, and amazed that a freebie actually came in 4 days? Well, I wish I had another!

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Needless to say, these free stress management downloads (right-click, save as)? Well, they’re just about a few weeks too late for me and my plate (and for some of y’all and the in-law visits, I’m sure), but its never too early to start mentally preparing for next year, right?

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The free Excedrin Extra Strength medicine I posted two weeks ago is available again. Let’s see if it stay’s up longer than 20 minutes this time.

As with other Sam’s Club freebies, you don’t need a membership number – just skip that field and the form should submit just fine. If you signed up for this freebie earlier, you won’t be able to get it this time around.

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Walmart is offering free orange Benefiber and…hmm, that sounds odd. It’s orange flavored. The way I worded it made it sound radioactive. I mean, I can’t be positive it’s not radioactive, but let me try again.

Here’s a freebie that will almost certainly give you superpowers. Wait…dang it!

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I’m officially jealous of Sam and not because he’s offering free Excedrin Extra Strength medicine. It’s because he has a club! I want a club. Goob’s Club. We probably wouldn’t sell stuff, but like any good club, there’d be lots of hanging out. And chilling. Unlimited drinks! Free buffalo wings!

Oh who am I kidding, my own club sounds too good to be true. There’s no way they’d let me join.

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They force you to join their newsletter, so I forced it to go to my freebie e-mail account. You might want to do the same.

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