Freebies and free stuff

After liking them on Facebook, you can get free Nature’s Bounty fish oil and a $2 coupon. I’m not really sure what to say about this. Can I go to bed now?

Oh free Drink Wingman sample, where were you when I really needed you? Like 3 years ago when I was so inebriated that I stiffed the pizza guy his tip after almost getting into a fight at a bar over the spot on the sofa that I was sitting, and then the guy hitting on me?

Wait, this doesn’t prevent those things but just hangovers? Drat…

Gotta love the Facebook freebies that you don’t need a Facebook account for…

Vitamins in a sugar like packet? I would have never guessed something so unique from this free Vplentish sample found on the top right of the page. Then again, noone expects the Spanish Inquisition, so why this?

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I keep telling myself that I need to get back to the gym. I keep signing up for freebies to go to the gym. And I keep telling myself that I need to get back into supplements and logging my food, so that I can do the whole gym thing more effectively.

Maybe this free K-OTIC sample kit for workout boosters will be the freebie tipping point. Then again, maybe I should just write a series of “How to use freebies to lose weight” posts… Hmmm…

EDIT: Bummer, all the samples are gone.

I keep telling myself that I want to get back to the gym. I was close to convincing myself too tonight, to be honest, and then I sat down and watched The Captains on Netflix. Yes, I could have watched it at the gym with the wifi there, but I couldn’t eat dinner that way.

So maybe getting this free Vega Sport sample pack will help motivate me. Or maybe it’ll just give me something to consume instead of dinner then next time I decide to watch 90 minutes of William Shatner flagullating his ego…

My wife swears that she can taste the difference between different types of water. So now, with two different water test kits, I might just have to try her. I can first try using this free Diamond Crystal salt water test kit to see if she can tell the difference between tap and filtered tap. Then afterwards, I think I’ll use this free Morton Salt water test kit to see if she can tell the difference between Aquafina and Dasani. I’m sure that they’ll probably read so close to the same on both kits that it won’t even be funny.

It won’t make a difference eitherway. After 4 different water taste tests, I’m sure that I’ll be sleeping on the couch with the fat cat for the rest of the week…

To say that I feel a little tired today might be an understatement. Why, first thing this morning, I turned to a peer at work and said “I need a nap.” And it was only 10 minutes after store opening!

So maybe its time that I switch up my vitamins to this free Bio-35 sample. And what’s cool is that while it might be a Facebook link? It actually links away to a different page! A Facebook freebie that you don’t need Facebook for! Who woulda thunk?

When a product has a name like this free Simply Right underwear, I wonder: what if its just simply wrong? Would that be false advertisement?

It’d be about as fake as the fake Sam’s Club 9 digit number I came up with to get this freebie…

EDIT: Looks like this one’s dead and gone…

As if it wasn’t enough that I have tea up to my ears around my apartment, there’s now all of these different free Bio3 Health samples. Between the tea and the fiber? Phew, I don’t know what to do with myself!

So when you “like” them on Facebook, you end up with a free NRG-X Sport supplement sample. Does that mean anything I “like” on Facebook I’ll get a free sample of? If so, I’ll have to like a farm so I can get a free pony. Ponys are cool.