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Happy Thanksgiving!

Why are there so many pumpkins?

Why are there so many pumpkins?

Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, and whatever y’all are doing, I hope it’s lead to a Happy Thanksgiving!

And thank you. I think I say it every year, but HIF wouldn’t exist without each and every one of you and I never forget that. So seriously, thank you!

Batch of Freebies & Site News

Veteran Hiffers know I take a yearly vacation to go with friends to a music festival every summer. If you’re reading this, that means I didn’t get stranded in an airport and am on my way to Electric Forest! Seeing as how it’s out in the middle of nowhere and surrounded by a forest, I don’t think my internet will quite reach :)

I should be home and posting freebies on Tuesday, July 1. In the meantime, here are some new ones I just found. No jokes since I’m running out the door in a few.

Have a great rest of the week, everyone!

Recalled: Marlboro 3-in-1 Tool

Altria sent me a cease and desist letter for including a picture here, so it’s gone now, lol. First their freebie catches fire, then they spend a bunch of money trying to pretend it never happened!

Well here’s a first for me. The Marlboro 3-in-1 tool from January is being recalled due to safety concerns. Apparently it had a hidden feature which caused the matches inside to spontaneously spark and catch fire. Turns out people don’t like the idea of their pockets randomly erupting into flames, even if it’s timed perfectly to get out of a boring work meeting or semester exam.

If you received the 3-in-1 Flashlight in any other way, please call us at 888-597-5387 and we can arrange for a return kit with instructions to be sent to you. After we receive the compass cap, we will send you another premium item of equal or greater value in return.

I’m interested to see what this premium item might be! I’m guessing a hand-held fan that secretly turns on at night and slices your hair.

Please share this with anybody you know signed up for this freebie!

Happy Thanksgiving!

As I head out the door to my first of multiple food comas today, I wanted to stop and wish every Hiffer a Happy Thanksgiving and/or Hanukkah! I hope everyone out there has a fantastic day with friends, family, and football.

Chat With Goob This Thursday

EDIT: Over for now! Thanks to everybody who came out, we broke 20 active viewers this time! Next chat will be soon!

These live video chats are about to become a regular thing!

I had such a blast talking with people last week that I want to do it all the time. A lot of people who tuned in said they had fun as well, so it wasn’t just me!

The next chat will be this Thursday at 4:00pm EST. Like before, we can talk about whatever. This doesn’t have to be a Freebie Chat only because freebies are boring. Though if you have any specific questions pertaining to HIF or freebies, these chats are as good a time as any to ask!

So if you’re free, please join us! I’ll be hosting it on Justin.tv again, so you can enter the chat room after making a free account, which takes no longer than 15 seconds. You don’t even have to verify your email. It’s nice and easy.

Chat With Goob at 5:00pm EST

EDIT: Thanks to everybody who came out and chatted today! We had a blast, I’ll definitely host another early next week.

One of the nice perks of working for yourself is not having to screw around with a car or public transportation. You get to roll out of bed and immediately step into your “office.” However the total lack of human interaction can start to mess with you. I get out of my apartment at least once a day, but with the way technology is now there’s no reason why I can’t hang out with Hiffers!

So today around 5:00 est I’m going to host a live video chat on Justin.tv. You should be able to join the chat room after making a free account, which takes no longer than 15 seconds. You don’t even have to verify your email. It’s nice and easy.

Who knows, maybe nobody is interested in this and I just sit in a chat room talking to myself. Wouldn’t be the first time! :D We can talk about whatever though! Freebies, sports, the meaning of life. I don’t really care, let’s just hang out and chat!

HIF: Saving Fingers Since 2006

I love getting emails from readers. I might not respond to them in a timely fashion, but I read each and every one that comes across my screen and sometimes they are just too good not to share. Hiffer Carrie sent in this tale that I thought you all would enjoy.

On Tuesday, my 4 kids and I took a ride on the local ferry. We’re from New Orleans, and it crosses back and forth on the Mississippi River. It’s not something we normally do, but it was a cool adventure – and it’s FREE!!! Anyway, just as we were docking, my 6 year old announces, “MY FINGER’S STUCK!!!” The chairs onboard are all those molded fiberglass 60’s style, bolted-in-a-row things, with one small hole in the center of each seat. And yes, he really had it good and stuck in one. We tried and tried to wiggle it out to no avail. He was scared and crying and the ship was unloading and getting ready to head back across. I was about to panic when I remembered that in my purse was a FREE SAMPLE OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER. I whipped it out, thought for a moment which side to choose, then coated his finger above and below in shampoo. Out it popped! So basically, you can consider your website a LIFESAVING RESOURCE!!! Thanks a bunch!!!

Sounds like something I would do! No, not thinking of using the shampoo to get a kid’s finger unstuck, but getting my own finger stuck.

Is HIF Missing From Your Facebook?

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You probably realize Facebook changed their magic recipe, making it harder for people to see updates from pages they like. Don’t ask me why, it was stupid, but apparently Facebook agreed with us in that regard. In a rare “oops, we screwed up” move, they added a small change recently that allows people to get all updates from pages, if they so desire.

  1. Hover over the Like button. Don’t press it though!
  2. Confirm there’s a checkmark next to Show in News Feed.
  3. Click Settings.
  4. Confirm there’s a checkmark next to All Updates.

That should do the trick! Let me know if you have any trouble in the comments and I’ll see what I can do.

Oh, yeah, I guess now would be a good time to mention to new Hiffers our different social media links. Combined we have over 100,000 fans, so you know it’s good stuff! Well, there were more than 100,000 Nazis at one point too, so basing something’s value on sheer numbers alone might not be too smart.

Wait. It’s dawning on me that typing “Nazi” now guarantees HIF will appear on some truly funky Google results. Man, I really wish there was a way to delete words once you type them!

Seriously though, if you use Facebook, Twitter, or Google+, please become a fan. I’m active on all three and love talking to Hiffers directly!

New HIF RSS Address

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Hey Hiffers, just a little housecleaning news to go over as I begin shifting some things around and upgrading stuff on the backend. Today’s notice is about our RSS feed. If you have no idea what that is, then give yourself a high five and feel free to let your eyes glaze over. For anybody using Google Reader or Feedly or any other old reader, then you may need to update HIF’s address as I’m moving from Feedburner to Feedblitz.

Old RSS Address: http://feeds.feedburner.com/heyitsfree/rss2

New RSS Address: https://feeds.feedblitz.com/heyitsfree

You should be able to just add http://www.heyitsfree.net/feed/ to your RSS reader of choice and go from there.

Okay, Nerd Alert over. Back to freebies for now.

Goob Is Gone Giveaway

Not forever! Just for a few days! From today until Monday, I’ll be with my friends at Wakarusa, a music festival in Arkansas.

As opposed to other vacations, I have some posts queued to autopublish over the next few days. But I thought a few free prizes would make people more happy. Hopefully as happy as I plan to be this weekend! I included a few non-social media entry methods as well.

Be well until I return and play nice!

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