Despite the insanely overblown video on this site, I’m a member of the “say whatever you want this time of year” camp, be it Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or Blorp McGlavin. So if wishing people at your front door a Merry Christmas sounds good to you, sign up for a free Merry Christmas window cling from CBN. I’ll get looking for one of those Blorp stickers next.
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As long as you were a Pillsbury member by Nov. 17, you can sign up for a free Pillsbury 2015 calendar. These always go Usain Bolt speed, so good luck!
This classic freebie is still available!
My family always had one of these free ASPCA pet safety pack at every home we lived at. My brothers and I even once put the correct information on them instead of creative insult names for each other!
I won’t lie, the main reason I posted this free Shalom Israel 2015 calendar is so I’d have an excuse to say “shalom” 100 times while trying to come up with a joke. It’s a fun word that leads to more. Shalom! Shellacking! Shama Lama Ding Dong! I could go on for hours in that I’ve actually been doing this for hours. My parents must be beaming with pride.
This freebie was originally posted on March 29, 2013 and is still available.
The free cabinet latch kit from Home Made Simple (which I don’t remember previously posting) arrived this week and is still available. Anybody else plan on using theirs as part of an April Fools prank? I’m going to latch my friend’s kitchen cabinet closed then wait for him to get confused and steal a kidney. Hilarious!
EDIT: A lot of Hiffers are saying the links not working, but it is for me. Maybe try copy/pasting?
This offer is “today only” and the newsletter has already gone out, so I apologize to those of you reading about this free LED lightbulb tomorrow. My bad. However if you’re lucky enough to be here on Thursday, then go like TCP Lighting on Facebook and you’ll immediately be able to brighten up your life! Hahahaha sorry I’ll see myself out.12
According to their Facebook we have until midnight to sign up.
You’ll need to create an account for this free Ontario outdoor adventures 2014 calendar, but I already had one so I’m guessing we all made accounts on this site last year. Either that or I do some truly weird activities while sleepwalking.
You can tell 2013 is rapidly coming to a close since free calendars are cropping up. Thankfully I qualify for this free 2014 Firewise calendar since I’m a village elder when it comes to fire. I know how to start them and let them rage out of control!
Cornell University must be the place to study birds because this is the second year in a row they’ve released a free backyard bird poster. No word yet if they have a special edition poster for NYC residents. It could have a pigeon in one corner and a different color pigeon in the other!
Wait, no, they’re both the same color.
Every year the state of West Virginia gives away a free Roadside in Bloom calendar and every year I’m reminded that West Virginia ain’t half bad! I hear NYC tried making one of these as well, but it turns out we only have 7 trees that bloom every year.