Aside from knowing Cornell technically exists, the only connections I have to it are from Andy Bernard and their yearly bird freebies, like today’s free 2016 bird calendar. As such, I imagine the entire student body does nothing but sing acapella songs about birds all day. I think it’s part of the curriculum for their Liberal Arts program.
Home & Office Freebies
This free POW/MIA Recognition Day poster requires an answer to “how are you going to use this poster.” Uhhh … on my wall?
If a free 5-tab set of Avery Index Maker Dividers sounds exciting to you, then you’re probably either a massive nerd like me or a parent bursting with excitement over back-to-school season.
This freebie “includes the dividers and Easy Apply label strips,” he said as clarification to nobody.
Mijello missed their calling of inventing Jell-o cup pad locks, but I digress. Instead they apparently got into the paint business and are giving away 2 free watercolor samples. It doesn’t say what colors we’ll get and I’m afraid to be stuck with bum colors, like brown and grey, so I specifically requested two colors I just made up: flupe and shrapple.
I bet I get brown and grey.
Siemens is one of those rare conglomerates that’s reached the Goob Trifecta. Funny name? Check. Seemingly everywhere? Check. No idea what they do? Oh you best believe it. And now they’ve jumped into the freebie world with this free 2015 desktop calendar. I don’t know whether to be happy or scared.
This free Electro Rent 2015 calendar has given me a new business idea: rent electricity! It’ll be dirt cheap, but you have to give all the energy back by running in a giant hamster wheel. It’s foolproof!
I’m not quite sure when the transformation took place, but somewhere along the way I went from being an active, rambunctious guy to somebody to blurts “oww, the sun hurts. Let’s go back inside” at least once a month. Maybe this free Jeep Wrangler 2015 calendar will help inspire me to get moving.
The site says you need to have a free Wrangler forum account to receive this, so you may want to sign up there as well if you especially want this freebie.
I’m excited for today’s free poetry poster mainly for the alliteration as opposed to being a poetry fan. I’m not even sure I could name a single poet. Robbie Freeze? Amelia Ricketson? I know Edward Ellen Pope is a famous one. Oh yeah, Salt Shitman!
Despite the insanely overblown video on this site, I’m a member of the “say whatever you want this time of year” camp, be it Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or Blorp McGlavin. So if wishing people at your front door a Merry Christmas sounds good to you, sign up for a free Merry Christmas window cling from CBN. I’ll get looking for one of those Blorp stickers next.