If there’s one thing I’ve learned running HIF, it’s that Hiffers love free waffles. Enjoy.
You’ll thank me the next time you’re out drunk at 5am and realize you have a coupon in your wallet for a free Waffle House waffle. Though to be honest if you’re thinking about coupons at the crack of dawn while intoxicated, you deserve some massive props.
The coupon doesn’t expire until July 11, 2015 so there’s no rush on killing those brain cells. Note it’s only valid Monday-Friday!
Did you know the free Haagen-Dazs cone day is Tuesday, May 12 from 4-8 pm? You did? Well that means either somebody already told you or you’re a mind-reader. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU WARLOCK!
I have to commend the person / robot / brilliant dog running the Haagen-Dazs website. They added a simple filter to their store locator to show locations participating in this freebie. Bravo.
*begins slow clap*
Stop by your local Carvel tomorrow, Thursday April 30, from 3-8pm for a free Carvel Junior soft serve ice cream cup or cone. It looks like they’ll even gift wrap the cone for you. I can’t imagine how that could possibly go wrong.
Ben & Jerry’s Free Cone Day snuck up on me yet again. It probably did for you too as it’s today from noon until 8pm! Now comes the hard part: do I wait until later to get my free cone or do I say screw it and go right this very instant?
*bolts out front door*
Wait…holy…TOMORROW’S THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING?! YEEEESSSSS!
*immediately does a 180*
Nope, it’s still freezing up here. If I can muster the courage to face the cold yet again, I’ll double down on the temperature with a free Rita’s Italian ice on Friday, Mar. 20 from noon-9pm.
This coupon for free Arby’s jalapeno hushpuppies is valid today only. However the heartburn and indigestion will easily last through the weekend!
I somehow missed this offer, but Hiffer Rachel thankfully pointed out that Chick-fil-a is giving away either a free small hot coffee or medium iced coffee all day for the month of February.
This is a sweeter freebie than anything Punxsutawney Phil has ever brought us. Unless he gets partial credit for Groundhog Day?
[thanks to Hiffer Rachel for sending this in!]
I know it’s hard to keep track of all these important holidays, but Friday, July 11 is Cow Appreciate Day. No, we don’t eat cow that day. That’s saved for Frog Appreciation Day the following week. I know, it’s a complicated system.
What this Friday’s celebration entitles us to is a full free Chick-fil-A meal if you dress like a cow. If you don’t want to go all out like I did 6 years ago then you can download & print a basic mask from their site, which is good for a free entree. Either way you’re getting free food!
I’m in California for the next few days and the time difference is killing me. It’s not even noon yet here and the newsletter is already queuing up to send out! Luckily Hiffer Tiffany just alerted me to the fact that today is National Flip Flop day. That means if you wear flip-flops into Tropical Smoothie Cafe today from 2pm-7pm, you’ll get a free 24oz. Jetty Punch smoothie! Don’t worry if you’re at work with fancy shoes on, like me right now. Just put the flip flops on your hands or head and I guarantee you’ll get a laugh and a smoothie
Stop in at a JCPenney Salon through the month of June for a free bangs or beard trimming. Which leads me to ask the question I assume we’re all thinking: does nose hair count as part of my beard?