Stop in this weekend to get free Burger King onion rings on February 4 & 5. Heck, go both days, what are the odds an employee will remember you? No purchase or coupon is necessary, but it’s not valid during breakfast hours. Besides, who eats onion rings for breakfast?
I rarely discover freebies while watching my favorite shows. Yet it was announced on The Colbert Report last night that local Ben & Jerry ice cream stores will be giving free Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream ice cream on Valentine’s Day from 5-8pm. I plan on doubling this event as a place for meeting other singles. You’ll know they have great taste in comedy and desserts, which by my calculations makes them at least 90% compatible.
To celebrate turning 29 years old, you can get three free Bruegger’s bagels on February 9th. Just like them on Facebook and print out the coupon (which is different than the image above, so don’t go printing that).
As luck would have it, I’m turning 29 on February 7. Does that mean I’m supposed to give three bagels to anybody who asks that day? Shouldn’t people be giving me free bagels? Whatever, I’ve got some baking to do.
Corner Bakery Cafe is coming out with a new menu item, so they’re letting people sign up in advance to get a free Power Panini Thin. I’m not good with food terms (you should have seen the look on my face when I was told to sautee an onion last night), but judging from the picture above I’d say this is a tasty looking sandwich. Bread, eggs, bacon, shredded cheese. Seems easy enough. In fact, I think I have all those items in my kitchen…
If you put off lunch this afternoon, print this coupon and snag a free Firecracker chicken breast at Panda Express. The offer is in celebration of Chinese New Year, so I’m guessing we’re entering either the Year of the Chicken or possibly the Year of the Firecracker.
Wait, Wikipedia tells me it’s the Year of the Dragon! They way cooler! All those hours of playing Skyrim are about the pay off.
[thanks to Margaret for sending this in!]
While printing your coupon for a free reGen Muscle Recovery beverage at GNC, ask yourself this: is the guy on the site running or kicking rocks? Cause if this drink helps improve my rock kicking ability, I’m headed to the mall today.
I have no idea what a free Friendly’s Fribble is, but I assume it’s something we want. What are the odds it’s similar to the milkshake pictured above? That would be quite the coincidence!
You can get a free Fribble on Saturday, January 21, from 12-5pm. No purchase is necessary. Pants are suggested.
The freebies are a little lame today, which is why I’m posting this free YoCrunch Facebook offer. Between now and Monday, take a photo of YoCrunch Pie Parfaits or Greek Parfaits at your local grocery store, upload it to YoCrunch’s Facebook wall, and you’ll get a coupon for a free product.
I get enough strange looks when I’m walking through the store, wearing headphones, and laughing my butt off at a comedy podcast. I figure taking a photo of something on the shelf shouldn’t make things any stranger.
Tomorrow’s free Home Depot kids workshop is kind of cool since they’re making a Savings Shed. That’s a wooden piggy bank in layman’s terms. It’ll teach your children how to save money and how to get splinters out!
The workshop is available to kids 5-12 and runs from 9am-noon. Call your local store to make sure they are participating.
Okay, Freebie Gods, very funny. I freely admit I ate my fair share of baked goods over the previous weeks, but this free 7 day pass to 24Hour Fitness is a little much.
I like the idea of 24 hour gyms though. I find the only time I feel like working out is when I’m delusively drunk at 4am.
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