During every Monday throughout March, stop in at your local Dunkin Donuts and get a free medium hot or iced coffee. If you can resist purchasing a dozen donuts while you’re there, then please send me some of your amazing willpower.

Lots of people are saying this is only working in certain regions, so be sure to call ahead. Trust me, I’d love to call every store in the country and make a detailed chart, but I’ve got other things I need to do over the next five weeks.

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Bruster’s: Like wearing your pajamas in public? Me too. But now we have an extra excuse to do so: free ice cream on Saturday! Make sure to call your local store, because some places are running this offer on March 20.

Hollywood Tans: stop in for a free tan all day Saturday. It includes a mystic spray tan as well, so be sure to bring your witch hat and wand!

Michael’s: If you want to sleep in for an extra hour or if you get done early at Home Depot, swing by Michael’s between 10am-1pm and build a free voo doo doll. Or a yarn doll. I don’t really know what that thing is, but I’m kinda scared.

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At this weekend’s free Home Depot kids workshop (Saturday, March 6), they’ll be making free rain gauges, which can double as snow gauges. I won’t be able to attend, but I did the next best thing and built my own. I put an old bucket up against my house and at the very top wrote “&*#$ TON.” There we go, that should cover this year’s snow fall.

The workshop is available to kids 5-12 and runs from 9am-noon. Call your local store to make sure they are participating.

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There’s another free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic this Saturday, February 27, which means it’s time for the LOWEBOT! I bet it has lasers and rocket launchers all over it. And a flamethrower! You gotta have a flamethrower. And don’t lecture me about those being too dangerous for kids. Nothing builds character like frying off your eyebrows at age eight.

As usual, space is limited, so you need to register on-line beforehand.

[via the freebie calendar]

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This Tuesday, February 23, from 7am-10pm, you can get a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes at IHOP. They ask that you make a small donation to a charity, but it’s not required. Unlike pants. Those darn things are required everywhere I go.

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Actually, they could probably pen something better than me. All I’ve got so far is “Roses are red / Violets are …” Hmmm. Fluffy? This is tougher than I thought.

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We’ve got another free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic this Saturday. They’ll be building a jewelry organizer that can be given to mom as a Valentine’s Day gift. That’s sweet and all, but during the next clinic they’ll be building a LoweBot! I. Want. LoweBot. It’s part robot, part race car! In related news, is it any surprise that I’m a guy?

As usual, space is limited, so you need to register on-line beforehand!

[via the freebie calendar]

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1. Print out this form.
2. Take it to any Kia dealer before March 15 and test drive a Sorento.
3. Have the dealers validate the form.
4. Free money!

If you’re snowed in and can’t get to a dealer, like me, then the next best thing is to watch Kia’s Super Bowl commercial a few times. Sure, there’s no free gift card involved, but there’s a robot in a robot dance off, a sock monkey getting a stitched tattoo, and a rockin’ song. Honestly, if all commercials were like this, I’d have no need for TiVo.

[via I Could Use A Deal]

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[via the forums and tons of Hiffers who sent this in]

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Now the only piece of unconfirmed gossip floating around is that I recently conquered the moon. I can’t confirm nor deny anything, but my lawyer says I’m allowed to wink conspicuously and move my eyebrows up and down.

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Freebies like these baffle me. What’s the point of bringing in the magazine cover? To prove that you bought it? Then why let people print pictures of the website? You know what, I’m just going to stop thinking about this before I get another headache.

Only 25,000 samples will be given away, so you might want to call ahead to see if your store has any remaining. The official rules can be found here.

[via For The Mommas]

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Also, I’d like to offer some free, unsolicited advice to Denny’s. If you plan on running this promotion next year, leave the screaming chickens commercials on the cutting room floor.

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This month’s free Home Depot kids workshop will be tomorrow, Saturday, February 6th and they’ll be building a NASCAR car display. I’m not sure how in the world a full sized car is supposed to fit on that display, but whatever.

The workshop is available to kids 5-12 and runs from 9am-noon. Call your local store to make sure they are participating.

[via the freebie calendar]

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For today only, Starbucks is giving away free KIND bars at over 7,000 participating locations. The freebie’s nice, but I’m most excited over the invention of a food that changes moods. The way I’m feeling right now, it’s as if I ate a bowl of Rage Against Mother Nature for breakfast.

You may want to make sure your local Starbucks is participating before strolling in there.

[via Be Centsable]

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If you have a Pilot Travel Center nearby, then become a fan of them on Facebook and get a coupon for a free box of Revolution tea. If you don’t have a local Pilot and really want the tea, you might consider writing on Pilot’s wall and asking if they’ll mail you the tea directly.

You know what’s coming next, don’t you? Here’s where I subtly hint that HIF has a Facebook group and that you become a fan. Then I ramble on about how cool our fans are and how we already have 4 or 8 million of them. Or maybe we only have 17,580. I never did trust math after it joined the Axis of Evil.

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It’s time for yet another free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic this Saturday, January 23, from 10-11am. They’ll build a Tic Tac Toe set, which will be a tad frustrating for anybody who stinks at TTT as much as I do. The first time I played, I somehow caused a checkmate before crowning my king.

As usual, space is limited, so you’ll want to register on-line beforehand.

[via the freebie calendar]

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We’ll really be in business once flavored tattoos hit the market.

EDIT: I completely blanked and forgot to mention that this is an in-store freebie.

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The next free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic is tomorrow, January 9th, from 10-11am and your kids will be building a pretty rad looking free Coin Bank. I’d wager it’s an even superior method than what I employ, which is to throw all of my spare change into a homemade wishing well. At this point, I don’t think that toilet would flush even if I tried.

[via the freebie calendar]

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If I were to try to erase today with all of the alcohol in the world, well, I’m sure that this coupon for a free small cup of coffee from White Castle would be wonderful… especially because my alarm goes off at 8am, and I have to be on the sale’s floor at 10am…

And its at a moment like this where I’m so tired that I don’t know if the bottom of my beer or my bed is a better idea…

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Well screw it, I’m moving to the next freebie. Take that, writer’s block!

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