Freebies and free stuff

This voucher for a free Art of Shaving kit on Facebook (A) looks awesome since I now rock a beard and (B) won’t last long. Their Facebook page is getting slammed, so you might want to try this direct signup link. I can’t wait to learn what the actual art of shaving is because my beloved method of tying a razor to my dog’s tail then giving her a treat always seems to miss a spot or two.

Make sure you opt to pick one up at a nearby store because if you ask them to mail it, they’ll want $5 to cover the shipping.

So if you haven’t heard, Burger King has come out with some new formula for their french fries. And that being said, this Friday, December 16th, they’re giving away $1 portions of fries for free.

Of course, I choose the time of year with the free fries, egg nog lattes, and Christmas cookies as the time of year to go on a diet… Meh!

So GNC has this free FortiFX bar coupon. I guess I’d better map out how many GNC’s are nearby and start visiting them all with different mustaches and wigs to maximize this sucker…

Thursday, December 15, is National Cupcake Day. I think we all can agree this should be expanded to a month-long celebration. It looks like both Marble Slab and MaggieMoo’s are getting the ball rolling by offering a free ice cream cupcake from 4-7pm that day. Sweet.

[thanks to aggiegrad for sending this in!]

I haven’t been to a Shoney’s in ages. Why, it makes me think of how I told all of my coworkers out in Seattle how I would stop at every Hardee’s along the way from Illinois straight on through Washington. When I said that, they gave me all blank stares because they’ve always called it Carl’s.

Still, any way that you look at it, this free hot fudge cake slice on December 6th at your local Shoneys is a hot deal. No matter what you call it… Just don’t call me late to getting it!

So I know that Sunday is the only day left of this weekend, and it looks like Goob and I dropped the ball again. But, if you have a few moments, definitely print on out this free Be Enchanted lotion sample coupon for Bath and Body Works and grab your freebie. Matter of fact, last time that I went in there, they were so nice that they let me use the PDF on my iPod Touch, so I felt like I was being eco-conscious at the same time! Why, it was just enchanting!

If you’re still out shopping on Black Friday when the sun comes up, I think we all know what you need: Frozen sugar. That’s why you need to stop in for some free Dippin’ Dots from 5 to 10 am. Just take in this printable coupon and you’ll be set for at least another few hours of running through the mall.

[thanks to aggiegrad for sending this in!]

If you’re looking for a way to entertain the little ones tomorrow, consider taking them to the free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic from 10-11am. They’ll be building a Santa Sleigh and if they still have energy after doing so, I suggest you tell them to run around outside and see if they can fly it like a kite. If they point out it’s made of wood, tell them it’s magic or something. That always worked on me until I was at least 15.

As usual, space is limited, so you need to register on-line beforehand!

Edit: Hiffed

I think that if I had a pair of these free Revlon sunglasses from Sears Optical, I could pretend that my exercise bike in our living room is Cartman’s three-wheeler and I could tell the world to respect my authority…

I wish I had a cool dog to go alongside my cool fat cat. I could have both of them roll over at the same time. I could then get a little saddle for my fat cat to ride around on his back on. Or maybe I’ll just get a corgi so they’ll be about the same size.

Needless to say, if I had a dog I’d like The Honest Kitchen on Facebook for a free pet food voucher that I could take into a participating retailer. Maybe instead I’ll just grab a sample for one of the homeless people I see near work. Tis the season, right?