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Free Johnny Rockets Milkshake

Free Johnny Rockets Milkshake

September is National Shake Month (of course it is), so Johnny Rockets will give away free milkshakes on Monday, September 9 to anybody who says “yummy” when ordering.

If you really want to have some fun, go with a friend and concoct some goofy story as a cover to say yummy out loud repeatedly then act shocked when they hand you a shake.

Yeah, these are the methods I use to stay sane during the day.

Free September Chick-fil-A Breakfast

Free Chick-fil-A Breakfast

Registration opens today for free Chick-fil-A breakfast, otherwise known as the most ambitious giveaway ever recorded. It’s going to turn me into a morning person? Okay, Mr. Houdini, work your magic. This should be a good show for all.

Slots for breakfast are during the mornings of September 9-14. These usually fill up fast, so I’d grab one now if you’re interested.

Free HoneyBaked Ham Sandwich

EDIT: Seems this is acting up.

Upon joining their e-club, you’ll receive a coupon good for a free HoneyBaked Ham sandwich if you live near a store. Hey, don’t go around putting limits on us, HoneyBaked Ham! Maybe I’d take a 12-hour overnight bus trip just to use my coupon for a free sandwich or maybe I wouldn’t. But now I guess we’ll never know!

Free Petsmart Toy

Free Petsmart Toy

If you’re headed to Petsmart before Aug. 28, print out this coupon then look for some toys on sale to get a free Petsmart toy. I had a look on their site and was able to find a ton of toys on sale for under $2, like the one pictured above.

Non-pet owners should get this as well for whenever they invite their female friends over and she in turn brings her children or, and this is purely hypothetical with no resemblance to any known persons living or dead, her 30 year old adult boyfriend who gets bored easily. Just sayin’.

Free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic

Free Lowe's Build & Grow Clinic

Edit: I had this queued for Friday afternoon, don’t know why it didn’t publish then. Spots might still be available for Sunday!

There are two free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinics this weekend where your child can build a free Pizza Planet truck from Toy Story! You can also sign up for the next free clinic at the end of July where they’ll be building the Toy Story R.C. car.

As usual, space is limited, so you need to register on-line beforehand!

Free 7-Eleven Slurpee Day

Free 7-Eleven Slurpee Day

Today is July 11, otherwise known as 7-11. At least most of us call it 7-11; maybe you’re crazy and call it Kingfork Day or 7-*foghorn*. If that’s the case, then you and I should definitely hang out.

Where was I? Oh yeah, 7-11 means it’s free 7-Eleven Slurpee Day! Simply walk into a 7-Eleven before 7pm tonight and you’ll walk out with a free small Slurpee.

Free Chick-fil-A for Cow Appreciation Day

Free Chick-fil-A for Cow Appreciation Day

I know it’s hard to keep track of all these important holidays, but Friday, July 12 is Cow Appreciate Day. No, we don’t eat cow that day. That’s saved for Frog Appreciation Day the following week. I know, it’s complicated.

This Friday’s celebration entitles us to a full free Chick-fil-A meal if you dress like a cow. If you don’t want to go all out like I did 5 years ago then you can download & print a basic mask from their site, which is good for a free entree.

And if you hate their social policies, then join the club. But bitching about it in the comments section of a freebie site isn’t the smartest idea.

Free A&W Root Beer Float

Free A&W Root Beer Float

I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that Tuesday, August 6, is National Root Beer Day. What you might not realize is we can get a free A&W root beer float from 2pm until close at participating A&W locations! As the picture says, you qualify for this freebie if you’re ever wished you could go to Hogwarts … wait a minute. That’s all it takes to qualify for a free A&W root beer float?! Well hell, in that case I should be swimming in root beer!

I’ll get a reminded posted as we get closer to the event.

7-Eleven: Free Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream

Free Ben & Jerry's Pint of Ice Cream

There are only a few minutes left before the newsletter goes out and I’m at a work conference, so no time for a joke. But I just found an offer for a free pint of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream at 7-Eleven today only. You have to download the iPhone or Android app, log in, then go to the savings center to access the coupon. Make sure you wait until you’re at the store to activate the coupon though because there’s a 15 minute timer on it.

Free Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Coupons

EDIT: Well, lots of Hiffers are saying this is dead for them. That sucks (though it’s still showing up for me, so at least try!) but I did find some Ben & Jerry’s free coupons!

Free Panda Express Orange Chicken on 6/21

Free Panda Express Orange Chicken

I don’t know how many times they’re going to celebrate these “new” summer hours, but Panda Express is at it once again. Stop in on Friday, June 21, between the hours of 9pm and close to receive free Panda Express orange chicken.

Panda Express is like the kid who doesn’t just celebrate his birthday, but his birthday month. And by kid, I of course mean “grown man typing this sentence.” What? Cake is delicious.

[thanks Freebie Finding Mom!]