Pets Freebies

Free Meow Mix Irresistibles

free meow mix irresistibles

What makes these free Meow Mix Irresistibles cat snacks just so darn irresistible? Insider sources recently confirmed they seal each individual treat with the world’s most precise laser pointer.

You have to upload a video or photo of “your most Irresisible Moment” and they’ll then send a coupon good for one free package.

Free Friskies Lucky 7 Cat Food

free friskies cat food

Noooo, they took the sweet, sweet jazz away! At least they’ve got more samples to give out now.

Make sure your speakers are turned to 11 since the site for free Friskies Lucky 7 cat food is looping some sweet jazz music. Your first impulse may be to mute but try leaving it playing while you sign up. It won’t help you get a sample any faster but it will cause you to eventually reach a breaking point and go mad. Talk about a fun Monday Thursday activity!

Free Rachael Ray Zero Grain Dog Food

Free Rachael Ray Zero Grain Dog Food

EDIT: I said it’d go fast!

There’s a new offer for free Rachael Ray Zero Grain dog food available. These always go fast, so good luck.

Also, boy, Prime day was pretty craptacular, huh?

Free Fancy Feast Broths Cat Food

Free Fancy Feast Broths Cat Food

This freebie from February is still available!

Look for the staring cat above to request a free Fancy Feast Broths cat food sample. He’ll even give you a high five on the confirmation page! I consider my day officially made.

Free Friskies Bacon Cat Food

free friskies bacon cat food coupon

I’m inclined to believe this coupon for free Friskies bacon cat food is meant for the feline member of the household but good luck making a cat excited for a freebie. I think the only way that’d be possible was if you charged your cat $1 per meal, which would beg two equally vital questions: how much money have you made and where is your cat getting all that cash from? I feel like there’s a whole world of human-feline commerce that I just made up and of which I know nothing about!

Free Nutrish Pet Food

Free Rachael Ray Zero Grain Dog Food

Rachael Ray’s Nutrish site should allow you to request either free salmon cat food or turkey & potato dog food. This offer always dies fast so good luck!

Free Pet Lifeforce Nutrition Nuggets

Free Pet Lifeforce Nutrition Nuggets

“Nutrition” and “nuggets” rarely find themselves neighbors in a sentence. I bet these free dog or cat LifeFORCE Super Nutrition nuggets aren’t made at McDonald’s.

Free Stinky Abominable Snowman Poo

Free Stinky Abominable Snowman Poo

EDIT: Darn it, they’re out of free poo. Somebody send food to the Himalayas!

You read that right. Free Stinky Abominable Snowman Poo. I … I have no words. I have absolutely no idea what this is, but it’s free and heck if I’m not signing up. We need more off-the-wall freebies like this!

If it asks you to add anything to your cart during checkout or for a credit card, simply skip that step and move on. The order will go through and you won’t be charged a dime. Or even a buffalo nickel!

Free ASPCA Pet Safety Pack

Free ASPCA Pet Safety Pack

This classic freebie is still available!

My family always had one of these free ASPCA pet safety pack at every home we lived at. My brothers and I even once put the correct information on them instead of creative insult names for each other!

Free Cesar Canine Cuisine Dog Food

They want us to send this free Cesar Canine Cuisine dog food sample to a friend. However I say it’s A-OK to send it to ourselves seeing as how dogs are man’s best friend.