This freebie was originally posted on August 20, 2012(!) but has come back to life.
You have to take a short pledge in order to get a free Purina cat chow healthy weight sample. Call me old fashioned, but I keep my cat’s weight under control with nothing more than a laser pointer and six fun-filled hours every day.
The offer for free Rachael Ray Zero Grain dog food has been going up and down lately. So if you don’t see the image above on the page then you’re probably out of luck. But keep trying! If you must, train your dog to constantly refresh the page. I’m sure he’ll do anything to please you so you can please him with a free treat.
Don’t ask me about the title on this one, I just copy and pasted it directly from the free Purina dog food page. I like a company that makes a typo then decides “ahh what the hell” and sticks with it.
*Glances at HIF’s logo. Shakes head.*
Luckily that sucker will be changing realllllll soon
If you’re not a Sam’s Club member, you’ll need to make up a 17 digit number that starts with 10142110545. If you’re redirected to Sam’s homepage, then it didn’t work. You should get a confirmation message saying your sample will arrive in a few weeks.
Awwww yeah. It’s another Friday and that means we have a new SavingStar freebie. As you can see from the image above, today’s offer is for free Iams Woof Delights wet dog food. You have to add the coupon to your account today and you have until Feb. 16 to actually use it.
Seems weird how they emphasize the fact that it’s wet. Makes it sound like they spilled water on it accidentally.
So that’s what dogs are supposed to do when you throw a stick. Mine just look at it then sit down and lick themselves. I probably shouldn’t lead by example.
Anyways, here’s a coupon for $5.15, which basically makes this a free Purina Pro Plan pet food offer. It’s a printable offer that will be sent to you via email, but I’m not sure how long it takes to arrive. I’m still waiting on mine.
You can request a free bag of Ideal Balance dog treats on Facebook now through Dec. 17. They’re promoting this freebie as a “stocking stuffer” for your dog. Wow, my dogs must be true nitwits then. I tried giving them stockings last year and not once during Christmas did they climb above the fireplace to see what they got.
My family always had one of these free ASPCA pet safety pack at every home we lived at. My brothers and I even once put the correct information on them instead of creative insult names for each other!
9Lives cat food wants to donate up to one million meals to animal shelters and all we have to do is watch a funny video. They’re only at 15,000 donations right now, which baffles me. The Internet loves cat videos, especially funny ones, and we love freebies. I imagine we can get them up to a million in around 41 minutes.
Make sure to stick around after the video and enter the code shown to make your view count.
[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]
Is it ironic that I’m posting this free Nature’s Variety Instinct Healthy Weight cat or dog food while simultaneously eating a sandwich from a restaurant called Roast Beast? You’re right, it probably isn’t since this freebie is something I wouldn’t normally eat anyway. *looks around nervously*
If you’re headed to Petsmart before Aug. 28, print out this coupon then look for some toys on sale to get a free Petsmart toy. I had a look on their site and was able to find a ton of toys on sale for under $2, like the one pictured above.
Non-pet owners should get this as well for whenever they invite their female friends over and she in turn brings her children or, and this is purely hypothetical with no resemblance to any known persons living or dead, her 30 year old adult boyfriend who gets bored easily. Just sayin’.