EDIT: Darn it, they’re out of free poo. Somebody send food to the Himalayas!
You read that right. Free Stinky Abominable Snowman Poo. I … I have no words. I have absolutely no idea what this is, but it’s free and heck if I’m not signing up. We need more off-the-wall freebies like this!
If it asks you to add anything to your cart during checkout or for a credit card, simply skip that step and move on. The order will go through and you won’t be charged a dime. Or even a buffalo nickel!
This classic freebie is still available!
My family always had one of these free ASPCA pet safety pack at every home we lived at. My brothers and I even once put the correct information on them instead of creative insult names for each other!
They want us to send this free Cesar Canine Cuisine dog food sample to a friend. However I say it’s A-OK to send it to ourselves seeing as how dogs are man’s best friend.
Here’s a Facebook offer for free Petit Healthy Snack dog treats. Did you know you get half credit for sticking to your New Years resolution if you transfer the goal onto your pets!?
The form appears to reset after submitting, but you should see a confirmation message in green text near the button.
You’ll need to copy pasterino the link below for today’s free Meow Mix cat food.
I don’t know why, but there’s something about that cat peeking out that makes me laugh.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but these free Indigo Smokehouse Strips are meant for dogs, not humans. I wanted to get angry, but then I saw the middle dog in the picture above. How can anyone be mad when they’re looking at a dog wearing a hat and waving an American flag? It’s impossible. I dare you to try.
Last summer’s Friskies Grillers “trial coupon” offer has returned!
We don’t know how much exactly this free Purina Friskies Grillers cat food coupon will be worth, but it’s possible it’s a freebie. My guess would be a normal $1/1 coupon or something, but who knows!
All I know is I don’t want to be known as the guy who missed free cat food! If it’s anything like being known as the kid who eats cat food, then trust me when I say it’s no fun. You try it ONE TIME and EVERYBODY remembers!
[thanks Freebie Shark!]
Here’s a free engraved pet tag from Purina and Sam’s Club that doesn’t require a membership number. At any rate, it requires a pet, which provides a slightly higher hurdle. Well, I guess you could put these on a kid? Just make sure it’s yours. Trust me, parents hate it whenever I stick freebies on children who “aren’t mine.”
[thanks to Hiffer Amy for posting this on our Facebook page!]
This freebie was originally posted on August 20, 2012(!) but has come back to life.
You have to take a short pledge in order to get a free Purina cat chow healthy weight sample. Call me old fashioned, but I keep my cat’s weight under control with nothing more than a laser pointer and six fun-filled hours every day.
The offer for free Rachael Ray Zero Grain dog food has been going up and down lately. So if you don’t see the image above on the page then you’re probably out of luck. But keep trying! If you must, train your dog to constantly refresh the page. I’m sure he’ll do anything to please you so you can please him with a free treat.