Hiffers aged 21+ can request a free Krome lighter to set whatever they want on fire. Speaking of which, look at that realistic flame! I feared I burnt my fingers after lightly brushing the screen this morning.
There’s no way I’d go for this freebie alone, but if you’re planning to visit a Staples today or tomorrow, then here’s a coupon good for one free mailing box. The best part is you can use it for so much more than mailing! Like, uh, carrying things. And storing things! Oh, oh, and carrying things to where you store them! Does that count?
I guess a free pocket clip is what you’d call that above. Though I’m not sure what we’re supposed to actually clip to it. If history is any indicator, my fingers will be a few of the items. It also comes in a heck of a lot of colors. I went with Vulcan Black, but only because Cylon Chrome wasn’t available.
Here’s a really neat freebie, by Google nonetheless, that’s new to me. I’m enamored by the idea of home 3D printers in the not-too-distant future. Now while this freebie isn’t the television or deluxe LEGO set that my inner Goob would prefer, a free custom 3D-printed bracelet is a nice start. Though try not to panic like I did when you can’t think of anything cool to put on your freebie.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen a free Treat.com greeting card, but the offer’s back until 11:59pm Tues, Sept. 2. Promo code 1NEWTREAT at checkout should get the job done. Just make sure to swap out the stock photos if you get a custom card like the one above.
Actually, on second thought, leave them in for added hilarity!
My version of this freebie is pretty lame since it’s just me and two dogs, but perhaps you have a more robust collection of people for your free Disney family decal. My dogs wouldn’t even sit still long enough for me to put a fake hat on them in the decal.
Marlboro’s Black & Mild’s free money clip bottle opener is perfect for those who want a reminder of how broke they are every time they crack open an ice cold brew. Totally not related, but can you hold quarters in a money clip? I’m, uh, asking for a friend.
Veteran Hiffers know I take a yearly vacation to go with friends to a music festival every summer. If you’re reading this, that means I didn’t get stranded in an airport and am on my way to Electric Forest! Seeing as how it’s out in the middle of nowhere and surrounded by a forest, I don’t think my internet will quite reach
I should be home and posting freebies on Tuesday, July 1. In the meantime, here are some new ones I just found. No jokes since I’m running out the door in a few.
- Free Huggies Little Snugglers diapers and wipes
- Free Optim-3 Joint Formula XI
- Free Lipton K-Cup tea is active again.
Have a great rest of the week, everyone!
In order to get these free Airborne Everyday chewable tablets, you’ll need to say you’ve never tried Airborne before. That might mean lying for a few of you, so to cleanse your soul, I shall use my marriage officiant license to absolve you of all sins. That’s what it’s good for, right?