Random Freebies


Free Black & Mild Bottle Opener

Free Black & Mild Bottle Opener

Note this free Black & Mild bottle opener is a tobacco offer, so if you’ve never created an account with them before, you’ll need to provide the last four digits of your social security as per federal law. It’s to keep the kiddos out. We’ve been over this a million times, but as you can see tobacco companies offer some decent freebies. I mean, who wouldn’t want a smoking jacket t-shirt?!

Free Nielsen Home Scanner

Free Nielsen Home Scanner

It appears the free Nielsen Home Scan program is accepting new member submissions again, but I’ve been on their waiting list for what feels like years. Probably because it has been years. However if you manage to get passed their iron gates, they’ll send you a small scanner to track your household purchases. In exchange, you’ll earn free points that can be redeemed for gift cards, toys, and other goodies. In addition, 25 panel members win a $500 American Express Rewards Card each month just for participating.

Any Hiffers out there who are in the program? What are your thoughts on it? How long does it take to earn enough points for decent rewards? Let us know in the comments!

Free Cubero Cigar

Free Cubero Cigar

I’m not much of a smoker, but I do enjoy the occassional cigar and they’re always best when free! Enter this free Cubero cigar offer. I’ve never smoked them before, but that’s never stopped me in the past. Things that have stopped me include thunderstorms, derisive siblings, and a swarm of hornets that were out for blood.

Unfortunately you’re out of luck if you live in Massachusetts, Minnesota, New York, Utah, or Washington. Blame your lawmakers.

Freebie Newsletter You Should Join

Last year I posted a list of newsletters worth joining (with your freebie email account, of course!) so that you could qualify for freebies down the road. Well today I transitioned that post to a dedicated Freebie Newsletter page!

Obviously you’ll want to sign up for the General Mills offers, like the free Pillsbury newsletter or the free Live Better America newsletter. But don’t ignore Kraft First Taste or VocalPoint either. Five minutes of your time today can lead to thousands of freebies tomorrow!

Or, whatever, two or three tomorrow. Maybe next week. Certainly by next month!

Latest Free House Party Opportunities

Free House Party

I’ll be honest, I’m confused. Are we supposed to feed our cats grilled cheeses now?

Below you’ll find a list of all the current house parties you can apply for. If accepted, they’ll send you a package of freebies and ask you to have some friends over to “party” with them. If you’ve ever hosted one of these, let us know in the comments how it went!

Soy Vay Turn Up the Flavor House Party

  • Soy Vay sauce and marinade
  • Soy Vay T-shirt
  • Soy Vay totes
  • Recipe Booklets
  • Coupons for $1 off Soy Vay
  • GLAD food storage containers

World Harbors Fajita Fiesta House Party

  • 2 bottles of World Harbors Mexican Style Fajita Marinade & Sauce
  • 1 World Harbors plastic tablecloth
  • 1 Pack of World Harbors napkins
  • 1 World Harbors pennant string
  • 1 Pack of World Harbors tattoos
  • 13 Maracas
  • 1 Pack of $1.00 off coupons

Qdoba Mexican Grill House Party

  • Qdoba certificate good for a 20-person Catering Bar
  • Qdoba Rewards cards for each of your guests loaded with one free entrée
  • Molcajetes to make and serve guacamole
  • Apron for the host
  • Margarita glasses for each of your guests for drinks or as a unique serving dish for salsa and guacamole

Fancy Feast Cat Lover’s Gourmet Grilled Cheese House Party

  • Party Booklet
  • Spatula and cat-shaped cookie cutter
  • Sandwich flags
  • An exclusive early sample of NEW Fancy Feast Delights With Cheddar, classic
  • Fancy Feast Delights With Cheddar, grilled
  • Coupons for free cans of Fancy Feast Delights With Cheddar cat food for guests
  • Bonus coupons
  • … and more!

Seagram’s Escapes Girls’ Night In House Party

  • Gift Card to help you get ready for your Seagram’s Escapes Party
  • 2 ice cube trays
  • 13 colorful leis
  • 13 tropical silk flowers to pin in your hair or behind your ear
  • 13 cocktail straws
  • And more!

REDBOOK + L’Oréal Paris Happy Hour House Party

  • REDBOOK magazines
  • One-year subscriptions to REDBOOK
  • Cosmetic bag
  • Revitalift Miracle Blur and other great L’Oréal Paris products

Free Progressive Just Married Sign

Free Progressive Just Married Sign

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Yeah, you read that right. Here’s a page to request a free Progressive “Just Married” sign. Hey, don’t look at me! This makes about as much sense to me as it does to you. I plan on using mine to quickly judge my next date’s sense of humor.

Free Marlboro Darts

Free Marlboro Darts

If you have a Marlboro account (or don’t mind giving out your social security number to get a free account. It’s federally mandated to make sure kids aren’t getting on the site), then you can request free Marlboro darts. Simply log in, click the “offer” tab, follow the prompts, and see how long you can go without putting somebody’s eye out.

Free Good Doer Wristband

Free Good Doer Wristband

I’m sorry, but how am I supposed to sign up for a free Good Doer wristband if they don’t have one that reads “Goofball?” They’ll ask you five simple questions, let you know what type of person you are, then you enter your email and they’ll send a link to request the bracelet. Mine took almost a day to arrive, which is why I’m only now posting this.

I got Mover & Shaker. What’d you get?!

Free Treat.com Card

Free Treat.com Greeting Card

EDIT: A lot of people are saying the FREETREAT code below isn’t working for existing customers, but it worked for me for some reason. However either way, it only takes a minute to make a new account! Sorry for any troubles you may have had though.

Treat.com had a little downtime today, so they are offer one free greeting card via code FREETREAT. Also new customers can use code MYHABIT to get a free Valentine’s Day card!

Whatever you do, have the card sent to yourself in order to avoid shipping fees!

[thanks Melissa!]

Free Schiff MegaRed Omega-3 Krill Oil

Free Schiff MegaRed Omega-3 Krill Oil

Uh…mine?

If you’ve been itching for some free Schiff MegaRed Omega-3 krill oil, then you seriously have some oddly specific cravings. Are you sure you’re not pregnant?

This is available to the first 100,000 people to request it on Facebook. As a bonus, if all samples are request, Schiff will make a $100,000 donation to the National Coalition for Women with Heart Disease.

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