Random Freebies


Free Magnetic Bottle Opener

Free Magnetic Bottle Opener

I’m a bit worried about the person in charge of promotions over there at Skoal HQ. I’m not sure if they skipped kindergarten, but “80 days of saturdays” is going to take a good while. That said, we’ll be well hydrated since they’re giving away a free magnetic bottle opener to anybody over the age of 21!

Free Zippo Lighter

Free Zippo Lighter

EDIT: This offer has been re-supplied if you missed out last week!

The tobacco freebies are “rolling” out like crazy this month and it doesn’t stop yet as Marlboro is offering a free Zippo lighter. Now I know how to get rid of all those old pizza boxes I spoke of in the Walgreen freebie. :D

After logging in, click My Marlboro near the top right then click Offers to see if the lighter is still available.

Free National Poetry Month Poster

Free National Poetry Month Poster

I don’t quite “get” the free National Poetry Month poster you see above. Then again I don’t get much poetry beyond the roses are red variety and even those are known to throw me for a loop. Sometimes they’re pink or white!

Free Beneful Healthy Smile Dog Food

Free Beneful Healthy Smile Dog Food

Don’t get me wrong, I’m as happy as a clam at tide that we have a free Beneful Healthy Smile dog food offer today. But come on, Beneful, who are we kidding here? My first dog literally ate my second dog’s vomit this morning. Her smile doesn’t crack the Top 100 list of things I worry about when she wakes me up with a sloppy kiss. Get back to me when you’ve invented doggie Listerine.

[thanks to Hiffer Debra for posting this to our Facebook page!]

Free Staples Photo Calendar

Free Staples Photo Calendar

Staples is offering a neat free custom photo 2014 calendar that has all of your friend’s pictures on their birthday months. However in order to get this, you’ll need to pick it up at your nearest Staples and allow access to your Facebook account to pull the photos. Don’t worry though, I’ve got you covered on removing access once you’re done. Simply use this guide I wrote starting with the “Delete A Facebook Application” section.

I will admit I haven’t had a chance to do this offer myself yet, but only because most of my friends are knuckleheads who have their birthdays set as December 1800.

Free 3M SecureFit Protective Eyewear

Free 3M SecureFit Protective Eyewear

If you work a job where free 3M SecureFit protective eyewear could help, then be sure to request a pair. That way when they arrive in a few weeks, you can wear them and stare off into the distance like the guy above instead of actually getting any work done!

Reminder: Amazon Prime Will Save Your Butt

Free Amazon Prime Membership

This is just a friendly reminder that Amazon Prime will save your butt if you’re still hunting for last minute Christmas gifts. I ordered a boatload of products today and they all should arrive by Monday. It’s a Festivus miracle that I’ve grown to rely on every year! I’m sure most Hiffers know what Prime is by now, but for the newbies out there, it’s a program Amazon runs where they guarantee free 2-day shipping on millions of products.

So, yeah, definitely check out Amazon Prime if you haven’t already. They offer a free 30 day trials of Prime for people who have never tested it out before and canceling Prime is super easy with just a few mouse clicks if you decide you don’t want to purchase a year subscription.

Also don’t forget students with an .edu email get six months of Amazon Prime for free!

Free 2013 Christmas Seals

Free 2013 Christmas Seal

Calm down, don’t get too excited like I did. These free 2013 Christmas seals are merely seals for letters and not entertaining sea creatures. And to think I was so excited to finally have a cool Christmas card photo!

Free Treat.com Personalized Card

Free Treat.com Father's Day Card

EDIT: Sorry guys, Treat told me this was only meant for a small promo and is no longer valid.

Enter code *DELETED* at checkout to get a free personalized Treat.com card. Make sure to ship it to yourself and you shouldn’t have to pay a dime. Or a nickel. I almost added pennies to the list, but who still uses those?

I plan on slowly sending a free card to every apartment in my new building. It’s the modern version of going around and introducing yourself!

[thanks She Saved!]

Free Gevalia Mocha Latte

Free Gevalia Mocha Latte

If you’re looking for more free Gevalia mocha latte, then copy and paste the link below.

  • http://www.startsampling.com/sm/pand102912

Well, okay, you need to do more than just that. Filling out the form with your name and address would probably be a swell idea.