Random Freebies


Free Treat Greeting Card

Free Treat Greeting Card

It’s been a while since we’ve seen a free Treat.com greeting card, but the offer’s back until 11:59pm Tues, Sept. 2. Promo code 1NEWTREAT at checkout should get the job done. Just make sure to swap out the stock photos if you get a custom card like the one above.

Actually, on second thought, leave them in for added hilarity!

Free Disney Family Decal

Free Disney Family Decal Sticker

My version of this freebie is pretty lame since it’s just me and two dogs, but perhaps you have a more robust collection of people for your free Disney family decal. My dogs wouldn’t even sit still long enough for me to put a fake hat on them in the decal.

Free Money Clip Bottle Opener

Free Bottle Opener

Marlboro’s Black & Mild’s free money clip bottle opener is perfect for those who want a reminder of how broke they are every time they crack open an ice cold brew. Totally not related, but can you hold quarters in a money clip? I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

Batch of Freebies & Site News

Veteran Hiffers know I take a yearly vacation to go with friends to a music festival every summer. If you’re reading this, that means I didn’t get stranded in an airport and am on my way to Electric Forest! Seeing as how it’s out in the middle of nowhere and surrounded by a forest, I don’t think my internet will quite reach :)

I should be home and posting freebies on Tuesday, July 1. In the meantime, here are some new ones I just found. No jokes since I’m running out the door in a few.

Have a great rest of the week, everyone!

Free Airborne Everyday Chewable Tablets

Free Airborne Chewable Tablets

In order to get these free Airborne Everyday chewable tablets, you’ll need to say you’ve never tried Airborne before. That might mean lying for a few of you, so to cleanse your soul, I shall use my marriage officiant license to absolve you of all sins. That’s what it’s good for, right?

Free Leather Wallet or Coasters

Free Leather Waller or Coaster

The tobacco freebies keep rolling in with today’s offer, via Copenhagen, of a free leather wallet or lumber coasters (or Copenhagen coupons, I guess). I’m not sure what the heck “urban logs” are, but I can’t wait to find out.

Free Thumb Socks

Free Thumb Socks

Senior Chang and Jeff Winger think you're cool

This freebie was originally posted on April 29, 2010 (!!!) but has somehow returned!

These free thumb socks are little rubber thimbles that you wear while driving. That way, you can’t send text messages and therefore you won’t crash or get flipped the bird from me.

You need to be between the ages of 13-25 to qualify. The link for the freebie is under Step 2. The link says “Order your free Thumb Socks here.”

Free Waffle House Bacon

Free Waffle House Bacon Coupon

I found a coupon good for free bacon at Waffle House through May 30. It got me thinking … wait, you stopped reading as soon as you hit “bacon,” didn’t you?

Two Free Lapel Pins

It’s Friday. Let’s post some goofy lapel pin freebies.

First we’ve got a free pin offer from the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children. In exchange for making a pledge, you can get a free pin that looks like this. In order to get it, you have to click the image at the start of this post.

Free TripAdvisor Pin

Then we’ve got a … free TripAdvisor pin? Oooooookay. I love how they’ll give an “excellent service” pin to anybody. We all just became certified excellent servers! Huzzah! Time to go update the ol’ resume.

Free P&G Everyday Sampler Pack

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Have I reminded you to check this quarter’s free P&G Everyday Sampler yet? I don’t think so. Hence….you’re reminder.

Either way, I only had Prilosec and an Olay sensitive body wash in my account. As such, you might want to wait until June (July is the start of Q3) to see if any new items are posted.