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Free MLK Day Promotional Items

Goob — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:42:19 +0000

The free MLK Day promotional items offer is back. I take it the holiday is fast approaching? I used to be far more knowledgable about federal holidays when I was in school.

The items you can order for free include:

MLK Day Posters
MLK Day Fact Sheet
bookmarks
stickers
door hangers

I still have my door hangers from last year.

This might be a little tricky for some, so here’s what you do. Check the items you want, then add them to your cart. Click your cart near the top middle of the screen and start the checkout process. It’ll ask you to register a free account and then once you do so, you’ll be taken back to the registration screen. Turns out that doubles as the login screen. Login to your account and just hit submit.

Free 2012 Noisy Planet Calendar

Goob — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:38:26 +0000

This free 2012 Noisy Planet calendar is kind of small, but it might fit nicely in a locker, cubical, or … jail cell? Hey, with almost a hundred thousand Hiffers out there, the math alone says a few of y’all have to be evil. Not that I’m judging or anything. I once stole a pack of gum as a kid and have yet to be caught, so I know what it’s like to be on the lam.

Free Post-It Neccessorize Accessories

Goob — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:54:36 +0000

Saying these free Post-It Neccessorize accessories over and over sure is fun. Well I guess “fun” isn’t the right word. More like “a small time waster to avoid doing actual work.”

Their site is crawling at the moment, so you may need to be patient.

Free Teaching History Posters

Adam — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 10:38:08 +0000

A buddy of mine in Florida interviewed for what would have been my dream job about 6 years ago in education. Now? Well, a job in education would give me a place to hang up some of these free teaching history posters. That, and hopefully an endless supply of free apples.

Free Picturing Monopoly Poster

Adam — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 01:44:21 +0000

I’ve been craving a Big Mac recently. I haven’t had one in ages, but something tells me that it’s what I need now. And because of the Monopoly game? Well, it doesn’t matter what someone says, whenever I see the word “monopoly,” I think of a Big Mac. So my Pavlovian senses were tingling when I saw this free Picturing Monopoly poster offer.

But after loading the page? I’m thinking more like calamari tonight. I’m so easily influenced and swayed…

Free Post-it Tabs and Labels

Goob — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 18:25:39 +0000

Did I almost gloss over this offer for free Post-it Durable Tabs and Storage Container Labels because I assumed it was the same Post-it freebie I posted (I feel like I’m saying “post” too much) last week? Maybe. Maybe not. I’m not admitting to anything and there’s nothing you can prove!

Okay, okay, stop staring at me. I confess, I did. Can I go home now?

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

Free Post-it Super Sticky Notes

Goob — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 17:44:46 +0000

These aren’t just sticky notes. These are free Post-it Super Sticky notes! My guess is they used a combination of crazy glue and whatever that sticky black goop under my steering wheel is. © Hey, It's Free!™ LLC. All rights reserved. Originally published for Hey, It's Free! as Free Post-it Super Sticky Notes.

Free BIC Atlantis Pen

Goob — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 17:06:55 +0000

There’s something about me and free pens. I’m still a loyal fan of those Uniball Super Ink pens thanks to their giveaway in 2010. Seriously, those pens are awesome. I sign my name on any contract I can just for an excuse to use the pen. At this point, I’m pretty sure my dog has Power of Attorney over me.

So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that I’m excited over this free BIC Atlantis pen offer on Facebook. But here’s the thing: They’re only giving away 130 pens per hour between 10am and 8pm EST for the next 30 days. That might sound bad, but it comes to 42,900 freebies. So if you miss out today, just mark a random day in the middle of the month and you’ll probably have better luck signing up then.

OfficeMax: Free Sharpie Highlighters

Goob — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 20:35:42 +0000

From now through June 18, you can get a free 5-pack of Sharpie highlighters at OfficeMax. In order to see the offer, click on “Access Bonus Coupons” in the top right and then print the offer. However that ends up printing that whole darn page, which is beyond idiotic. You can instead print the image above and hope they take it.

You might want to call ahead to make sure they have some in stock before heading out.

Free Avery Sticky Notes

Goob — Mon, 23 May 2011 16:45:02 +0000

EDIT: We Hiffed it

The free Avery sticky notes offer is back. I plan on using mine to write my address on them before sticking them to my chest. That way I can go out for a night on the town and trust that a friendly stranger will see me back home.

Free Avery Sticky Notes

Goob — Tue, 10 May 2011 21:17:33 +0000

EDIT: Hiffed!

There’s no way my desk can support free Avery sticky notes. There’s already 300 pounds worth of sticky notes scattered in front of me. I’m told some people only use one or two notes at a time to keep track of small tasks at hand, but I can’t comprehend that method.

Free Post-It Durable Tabs

Goob — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 20:08:08 +0000

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I’m in the middle of helping a friend remove some objectionable material from Google. Who knows how it got there but I was told by those with firsthand knowledge of the events that I somehow was responsible for every imaginable role. Upon hearing that news I proposed we completely cease investigating the origins of the website and when that didn’t work I pretended not to understand nor speak English. My final play was to buy their silence with some free Post-It durable tabs. Their continued punches on my shoulders makes me think it didn’t work.

Free MLK Day Promotional Items

Goob — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 19:06:35 +0000

Well here’s a holiday that doesn’t traditionally have freebies associated with it. MLK Day is coming up on Jan. 17 and to spread the word the government is giving away free MLK Day promotional items.

MLK Day Posters
MLK Day Fact Sheet
MLK Day of Service DVD
bookmarks
stickers
door hangers

Alright then. If there’s one thing my place is missing, it’s more door hangers.

Free Zebra Z-Grip Daisies Pen

Goob — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 15:09:28 +0000

EDIT: I told you to be fast! They’re out of samples now.

There are only 9,526 free Zebra Z-Grip Daisies pens left in stock so I’m not going to dilly dally around thinking of a joke. Although I’m signing up for a zebra z-grip daisy pen which is laughable enough in and of itself.

Oh no, now there are only 8,838 left! These will be gone within minutes.

Free Historical Thinking Poster

Adam — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 03:51:29 +0000

Historically thinking, I don’t think that I’ve seen this free historical thinking poster before. But when you’ve been writing about freebies as long as Goob and I have? You sort of lose track of some of these freebies… © Hey, It's Free!™ LLC. All rights reserved. Originally published for Hey, It's Free! as Free Historical [...]

Free Noisy Planet Pencil and Brochures

Adam — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:12:05 +0000

That Joan Jett song was written about me. Seriously. With the music on my iPod and how loud I blare it? Well, I’ve gone from listening Nine Inch Nail’s “Star ***ers Inc” to Stevie Wonder’s “You Are The Sunshine Of My Life.” And music trivia? My associates at work are starting to learn that you don’t mess with me (Yes, Bob Dylan did originally write “All Along The Watchtower,” even if there were references to lines in the song prior from people like Leadbelly).

So its no wonder that I’ve heard it all about safe listening, and why I fully think that this free Noisy Planet Pencil and hearing loss brochure stuff is awesome.

I don’t think, though, that the bad weather test siren going on outside is, though. I’d take “Aqualung” any day over this…

Free BIC Pens

Goob — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:35:28 +0000

First up on the great tour of Freebies Goob Missed While Frying Himself On The Beach is this free BIC pens offer. Through September 9, they are giving away 1000 pens on a first come basis starting each day at noon EST, which is only 30 minutes away! Unless you’re reading this in the daily newsletter, at which point you’ll have to wait until tomorrow. The minor inconvenience is yet another incentive for somebody to hurry up and invent a time machine.

Free Post-It Durable Tabs & Labels

Goob — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:12:27 +0000

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I’d love to come up with a joke for these free Post-It Durable Tabs & Label Pads, but I’m actually on vacation this week and my entire family is standing in front of me in their bathing suits and tapping their feet. Apparently they’re ready for the beach right this very second.

*Okay, I’m coming! Hold your horses!*

Peer pressure. Gets me every time.

Free Post-It Super Sticky Notes

Goob — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 18:35:39 +0000

EDIT: The freebie is no longer available however they have a printable coupon offer.

I’d like to think that any note written on a free Post-It Super Sticky Notes would have a higher chance of being read in the future, but we all know that’s a dream. I’ll jot something down, stick it on my monitor, and then it’ll get buried within minutes by other sticky notes. Which reminds me…

*rummages through oldest notes*

Oh my… I needed to pick up some milk three years ago! Geez, I had forgot milk even existed.

[thanks Amritawatie!]

Free Backpacks at Staples

Goob — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:00:02 +0000

If you’re in the market for a new backpack (that sounds like you’re investing in their stock or something), then be sure to head to Staples for free backpacks after rebates. You’ll end up getting a Staples giftcard, so this works out best if you already shop at Staples to begin with.