Sports Freebies

Free Domino’s Pizza (in the future)

Free Domino's Pizza

This free Domino’s pizza offer is a tad different than the freebies we’re used to, so I’m going to quote their page.

When a pitcher throws a no-hitter this season, visit and enter your account. After each of the first 2 no-hitters, the first 20,000 users to enter their accounts will receive a code valid for a free medium two-topping handmade pan pizza.

So what you want to do today is signup for a account. It’s free and should only take a minute. Then, when the first and second no-hitters are pitched this season, I’ll make two posts reminding you to go grab your pizza!

Think there won’t be a no-hitter pitched this season? Well, history says otherwise. We had three last year, seven in 2012, three in 2011, and six in 2010. In fact you have to go back to 2005 to find the last season without one!

Free Blister or Sport Shield

Free Blister or Sport Shield

In order to obtain your sample of free Medi-Dyne Blistershield or Sportshield, you’ll need to share the offer on Facebook. I know, I know, people hate Facebook, but I have no control on the matter whatsoever. Even if I did, I’d probably abuse my power and get fired before nixing the Facebook requirement anyway.

It’s pretty crazy to think how much money they’ll spend just on shipping alone for such heavy items. I just can’t wait to use my shield to bowl people over in baseball this season.

2 Free Cleveland Cavaliers Tickets

2 Free Cleveland Cavaliers Tickets

Cleveland Hiffers! Do you like basketball? Do you like the Cavaliers? Then I’m so sorry. Must be tough. BUT you can get two free Cleveland Cavaliers tickets for select November or December games. Use promo code DRAFT and start thinking about next year’s team.

Two Free Pinnacle Golf Balls

Two Free Pinnacle Golf Balls

Aw man. These two free Pinnacle Exception golf balls came after I played golf last month. Well, “played golf” is a little strong. More like sat around the club house cracking jokes and drinking with a bunch of cool retirees. Now THAT’S my kind of exercise!

And yes, I laughed at “Please allow 3-6 weeks for delivery of your free 2-ball sample.” I’m still 5 years old inside.

Free 10-Day Subscription

The video above makes me smile to this day.

If you’re a baseball fan, then congratulations. You’re officially cool! Though if you’re broke like me, you probably don’t pay for the awesome service. Well if you vote in the final round of the All-Star selection, you’ll get free access from July 12-22.

[thanks The Freebie Blogger!]

Free 2013 Chicago White Sox Kids Club

Free 2013 Chicago White Sox Kids Club

As a Seattle Mariners fan, it pains me to post this free 2013 Chicago White Sox Slugger Kids Club kit. I wish Seattle offered something like this. Actually, if we’re on the topic of baseball wishes, I wish Seattle could win more than 90 games. Okay, 85. Fine, fine, let’s shoot for 80 guys. Is that doable?!

Free Clorox Wipes (Teachers Only)

Free Clorox Wipes

I typically post job-specific freebies only to HIF’s social media pages, but this free Clorox Wipes for teachers is an exception because kids are freaking gross. I taught for a few years and by the end I was coming to school each day in a full hazmat suit.

The canisters will be mailed to your school, so no cheating on this one folks.

Free Fishing Hook

EDIT: Crudbuckets. They look to be out of samples.

Whew, I thought that long three day weekends off from work are supposed to be relaxing! Not to say I didn’t have fun at my wife’s law convention wearing a fez and my bow tie and quoting Matt Smith for the better part of an hour, but something tells me that I didn’t quite catch on to what the Casablanca theme really was.

Maybe if I had one of these free fishing hooks I would have caught on all hook, line, and sinker…

Free PreSk8 Energy Shot

When this free PreSk8 Energy Shot comes, I have a feeling it’ll keep the folks at work far far away. I mean, if I get anywhere near the office coffee machine, my coworkers start getting jitters and shakes. Its not my fault that caffeine makes me super awesome now, is it?

Free SBR Sports Performance Products Samples

When I lived in Florida, I think I took the pool for granted. I mean, it was something that even in the cold of January when it was only 57 or so degrees outside? You would head over to the YMCA and jump into their heated indoor pool and be golden. Now, with my new apartment complex only having their pool open from July 4th through the Labor Day Weekend? Well, I forget that some places actually *have* this thing called winter.

So I can only hope that these free SBR Sports samples come fast enough for me to actually enjoy them this year. If not? I might have to fill up my bathtub, put some goggles on my cat, and lube him up to see how well they work for him…