Hey, It’s Free!

When I say I take precautionary measures regarding my health, I’m not kidding. If I get a paper cut, I put my entire hand in a cast to avoid any future cuts. In fact, I’m in a full body cast right now because I found a bruise on my thigh and I have no idea how it got there. Maybe I’m going a little overboard, who knows. Something like this free ACTIV-FLEX cohesive tape might be more along the lines of what I need.

[via Moose]

Do you like skiing, snowboarding, or other winter sports? The exhilarating thrill of all that action in the freezing weather?

Yeah, me neither. The first and last time I tried a winter sport(snowboarding), I ended up crashing into the intructor. And the small child he was helping… needless to say(but being said anyways), I’m not a huge fan of winter, sports, or any combination of the two words.

However, I do like to have posters, papers, drawings, and other fun things to plaster on my walls to make them a little less boring. So this free poster from Snowmass Village seems like it would be a pretty awesome addition to a boring wall.

Just a bit outside!

It’s tough being a huge baseball fan of a team you don’t live near. I’m stuck listening or watching the nearby Orioles or Nationals, which sucks unless the Mariners are playing them However, mlb.tv has an awesome (but kind of pricey) service where you can watch or listen to any game nationwide via your computer. And from now until July 14th, they are letting your listen to any baseball game for free. It’s pretty cool, you even get to pick which broadcast you want to listen in on, so if your team is playing an away game, you still can tune into your team’s broadcast and listen to some heavily biased play-by-play!

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: mlb, baseball, gameday audio, Seattle Mariners

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If you’re anything like me, you’re scared to death of opening that cabinet in the kitchen right above the microwave because you know the second you do, you’ll be buried in 900 free water bottles. They’ll come tumbling since you’ve stuffed way too many in there and then you’ll never be able to cram them all back in and meanwhile, you’re busy trying to pick which one you want to take to the park with you and finally you become too flustered and just plop back down in front of the computer to see what you can find on YouTube. What, I’m the only one who does this?

[via the forums]

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I’m not sure what this free CLIF BAR training kit is actually training you for, but I’m always down for some miscellaneous exercise. Wait, did I say exercise? I meant to say lying in bed while surfing for freebies with my laptop, drinking a beer, and watching The Discovery Chanel. Luckily for me, I don’t need a freebie to do all that! Though I would like a free beer…

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: clif bar, training, exercise, couch potato

Too bad this free New York Mets pin isn’t a Seattle Mariners one instead

[via the forums]

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My grandma used to live right next to a driving range, which would have been the perfect place to use these free golf tees. Unfortunately, I’m banned from ever returning there since as a kid (ie, moronic high schooler with too much time on my hands), I used to wait until dusk, sneak down a few yards, strap on a football helmet, and then proceed to race around the range while waving my arms in the air and daring anybody to hit me. Somehow I never got beaned on the head and a few of my friends actually started joining me whenever Friday night was proving too dull for us, but that fun ended when the owner finally let his snarling Dobermans off their leashes. I tell ya, if you’ve never seen a pack of skinny white boys running for their lives while wearing oversized fishbowls on their heads, you missed your chance that night.

You know, now I think I understand why every time I play golf with my buddies, I end up in last place four holes into the course, get drunk, and wreck the golf cart while trying to joust with giant oak trees.

[via the forums]

It looks like the kids are having a good freebie day, because I just found some free Chicago White Sox tickets for them, as well as a slew of other ChiSox goodies they might enjoy. Of course, that would have to mean they are actually White Sox fans, which makes this freebie that much more exclusive, because we all know there are only like 18 White Sox fans in the country. Everybody else just loves the Seattle Mariners and yes, I’d like to please remain in my dream world where reality is suspended. Anyways, below is what the whole package includes:

* Welcome postcard from White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen
* Official Kids Club membership certificate
* Tradable stickers
* Six baseball cards featuring White Sox players
* Special edition Kids Club poster
* Two ticket coupons redeemable for Upper Deck Reserve seat tickets to regular priced games. (This excludes prime, premier and Sox/Cubs games during the 2007 season.)

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: freebie, Chicago White Sox, baseball, fans

I don’t know much about minor league hockey, but I do know how amazing minor league baseball is. When I was a young tot, my town used to have a minor league team called the Spartanburg Phillies, but they bolted town in 1994 and ever since then it’s been a fighting battle to try and restore one of the oldest baseball parks still standing in the country. The only good part about the Phillies leaving when they did was that since they were gone, the local high schools got to play in the stadium. And let me tell you, some of my fondest baseball memories are of roaming over that massive outfield in patrol of the ever illusive flyball. Such good times! So go get your free AHL hockey tickets and support your local teams, whatever the sport may be!

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: free, freebie, ahl, hockey, tickets, minor, league, baseball, Spartanburg, phillies

I’ve got no idea who Jalen Rose is or what might be in his free Jalen Rose fan pack, but I’m guessing he plays basketball from what I gleaned from his site. Of course, basketball is one of my least favorite sports, so that’s just great for me. I just want to know when Ichiro or Brett Favre will be giving away their fan pack!

[via the forums]

Technorati Tags: free, freebie, Jalen Rose, basketball, NBA, fan, pack, phoenix suns

I don’t know the details of this, but if you live near Toronto and want to see the Blue Jays take on the Boston Red Sox on Sept. 25th for free, check out this page where you can get free tickets to the game. It’s on the Blue Jays’ main site, so I know it’s legit, but there’s no telling how many tickets they are actually giving away for free or how many people have already scored a pair. But if you’re a fan of baseball and have the chance to go, why not answer three simple questions and see what they’ll give you!

You can get a free Frosted Flakes wristband if you enter in the coupon code M1ghty T1g3rs. Apparently Tony the Tiger is also a huge fan of l33t speak, a fact that Kelloggs neglects to mention in most of their ads.

Remember the old Seinfeld episode where George’s wallet is too fat to even close simply because he keeps too much crap in it? That’s me. I’m a habitual “wallet crammer.” If somebody gives me a pocket-sized anything, I stick it in my wallet. Which is what I plan on doing with this free NFL Guide, with a team by team and week by week schedule on it! Now, if anybody knows of a 12-step program for people like me, tell me where I can sign up.

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I hate golf, but I enjoy balls. Ok, that sounded wrong…what I meant to say is that I like taking golf balls and using them for non-golf related activities, such as throwing them at things, bouncing them at things….um….tossing them at things? They make great weapons too and are small enough to fit in your pocket! What I’m trying to get at here is that GM is giving away free golf balls and I’ve already signed up for some.

There are a few things that every household should have. A decent supply of alcohol, a few good books, and a deck of playing cards. Now, I pray that you all have these items somewhere in your house, but if you don’t, then fear not and sign up for a free deck of playing cards!

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Just give this gold course your name and address and they’ll send you a free sleeve of golf balls and bag of tees. Now I’m not much of a golfer, but I do enjoy tossing objects at people while they are trying to concentrate at the driving range. Hopefully they’ll appreciate the irony that I’ll be using golf balls to mess with them!