‘Sports’ Freebies


Free Dime Magazine Subscription

If you guessed this free Dime magazine subscription has something to do with money, then you get an F in Magazine Title Interpretation 101. Isn’t it clear that Dime = Basketball? Yeah, it wasn’t to me either. I probably didn’t make the connection because I stink at basketball. The last time I played was in middle school and coincidentally it’s during a game that I got the nickname Goob.

I was actually a huge star. Every time I stepped onto the court, the crowd would go wild and start screaming “Gooooooob!” Someone later informed me that they were actually saying “Booooooo,” but I’m pretty sure I know what I heard.

Free Sports Cards

EDIT: This is no longer available. :(

These free sports cards will make for a fantastic stocking stuffer if they get here in time for Christmas. Otherwise, I’m sure they’ll make a good Happy Second Tuesday of January present or at the very least a great Happy Groundhog Day gift. What, y’all don’t celebrate those holidays?

In case you’re having trouble with this freebie, simply add it to your shopping cart and proceed to check out. It’ll let you bypass the payment screen, so all you need is an address and e-mail.

Free Team Chevy Decal

In the wake of all of the political bumper stickers and other stickers that we’ve been finding left and right its great to finally have a non-partisan sticker like this free Team Chevy decal.

Of course, I guess I shouldn’t call it non-partisan since there’s a Team Ford out there…

[via the forums]

Free Canon Water Bottle

Unfortunately, the second word in the title above only contains two n’s, which means this is just a free water bottle from Canon. I think we all can agree it would have been much cooler if this was a “cannon water bottle.” I could go either way with it too: it could be a cannon that shoots water bottles or a water bottle in the shape of a cannon.

You know, the next President should make a new Cabinet position titled Secretary of Awesome Ideas and then give me a call. I wouldn’t even mind being placed near the bottom of the line of succession!

Oh yeah, this freebie does require a nine question survey about the last time you contacted Canon’s customer service department. I’ve owned so many different computers over the years that I’m sure I’ve contacted them at least once before.

[via Hunt 4 Freebies]

Free Preseason Sports Tickets

Just last week I realized that a bunch of NBA and NHL teams gave away free tickets to preseason games in late September. It sure would have been nice to post links to those offers back then, but since I still haven’t completed my time machine, I was content with marking my calendar for next year’s offers and calling it a day.

Then I did a little digging and realized that two pro NBA teams and one NHL team are still giving away free tickets! Each offer requires you to print out the e-mail they send you and bring it with you in order to pick up the tickets, so don’t forget that little detail. And as always, if you know of an offer I didn’t find, share with us in the comment!

  • Florida Panthers – They have two free tickets available for a ton of games, ranging from October 16 to November 28. All you have to do is sign up in advance and select whichever game you want to attend for free. They state you need to have a valid FL drivers license, but there’s an option at the very bottom of the page for non-FL natives to get free in on the freebie as well.
  • Los Angeles Clippers – It looks like they only have two free tickets available for the October 22 game against Portland and the deadline to sign up is 4pm on Friday, October 17th. You have to pick the tickets up in person at the STAPLES Center and they say signing up doesn’t guarantee the tickets, so I’d be sure to call before I went down there.
  • Philadelphia 76ers – Like above, signing up doesn’t guarantee tickets, so call ahead. You must sign up by 5pm on Monday, October 20 and tickets are available for the October 21 game against Cleveland.

Free Golf Grip

Ahh, golf. This free golf grip should come in handy the next time I hit the links and try to throw my clubs in the nearest body of water. At that point, it’s all about getting the most distance and biggest splash possible. Nothing’s better at recouping the self-confidence you lost on the previous hole than your buddies marveling at your golf club throwing skills.

Top Olympic Freebies

Are there really only three days left of the Olympics? That might actually be beneficial for me. I’m pretty sure I qualify for federal assistance at this point, because I guarantee you that I’m addicted. If you haven’t been watching it as religiously as I have though, you might not realize that many of the athletes stay in what’s called the Olympic Village. And do you know what they have there? Freebies upon freebies upon glorious freebies.

So while you and I have zero access to them, I thought it might be cool to list the awesome freebies that some of the world’s finest athletes are enjoying right now.

Free Food

Olympic Cafeteria

You’d think that elite athletes would eat nothing but healthy food during their training and for the most part, you’d be correct. However, since it takes a ton of work to make it to the Olympics, most athletes tend to take a break once they’re finished competing and enjoy the finer aspects of dining. As Australian swimmer Melanie Schlanger put it, “There are vending machines everywhere, and the dining hall has McDonalds1, as well as piles of Snickers bars and freezers full of ice creams.”2 If there’s one thing I excel at, it’s eating unlimited amounts of Snickers. In fact, they should make that an Olympic event just so I could go and win a few medals.

Of course, there’s more than just junk food and candy. The Village has a ginormous cafeteria stocked with every food imaginable: fresh fruits, veggies, meat, breads, drinks, and everything else imaginable.3 If they don’t have what you want, chances are one of the dozens of chefs cooking will be able to whip it up for you. As a matter of fact, I tried to apply for a spot as one of the chefs, but was told that my peanut butter & jelly sandwich specialty was already covered by somebody else.

The athletes don’t have to worry about tainted food, either. After fears that commonly used pesticides and growth hormones might seep into the foods and trigger false positives during Olympic drug testing, China set up hundreds of organic farms to specifically grow food for the Olympians. However, they even went one step further and set up a tracking system for every single food item.4 So if a track star from Uganda thinks that carrot he just ate tasted a little funny, it’ll be no trouble to track it’s history and see where it was grown and who handled it.

A quick side note: guess how many apples will be eaten in the cafeteria? An estimated one million.5 Or to put it another way, they’ll eat about 936,000 bananas, which is enough to circle the Olympic marathon route more than three times. (Photo from China Daily6)

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  1. http://olympics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/08/15/a-steady-diet-of-medals-and-fast-food/?scp=8&sq=olympic%20village&st=cse []
  2. http://www.thedaily.com.au/news/2008/aug/06/mel-spree/ []
  3. http://centercircle.ussoccer.com/fullStory.jsp_1-8912898.html []
  4. http://abcnews.go.com/WN/story?id=5419184&page=1 []
  5. http://www.healthcastle.com/sports_olympics_diet.shtml []
  6. http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/life/2008-08/12/content_6927800.htm []

Free Bio Golf Tees

These free bio golf tees are basically just like normal golf tees with the added bonus that they’re good for the environment. When they break and get left behind on the course, they’ll eventually break down and not release any toxins into the environment.

I’m not sure when I’ll ever use these, but I can always stick them in my dad’s bag. I don’t golf that much, I just like driving the cart around and drinking beer with my buddies while screaming “FORE!!” If there was some way to score that, I’d make the equivalent of a hole-in-one every time and be just as famous as Tiger Woods.

[via Jess]

Free ACTIV-FLEX Cohesive Tape

When I say I take precautionary measures regarding my health, I’m not kidding. If I get a paper cut, I put my entire hand in a cast to avoid any future cuts. In fact, I’m in a full body cast right now because I found a bruise on my thigh and I have no idea how it got there. Maybe I’m going a little overboard, who knows. Something like this free ACTIV-FLEX cohesive tape might be more along the lines of what I need.

[via Moose]

Free Snowmass Poster

Do you like skiing, snowboarding, or other winter sports? The exhilarating thrill of all that action in the freezing weather?

Yeah, me neither. The first and last time I tried a winter sport(snowboarding), I ended up crashing into the intructor. And the small child he was helping… needless to say(but being said anyways), I’m not a huge fan of winter, sports, or any combination of the two words.

However, I do like to have posters, papers, drawings, and other fun things to plaster on my walls to make them a little less boring. So this free poster from Snowmass Village seems like it would be a pretty awesome addition to a boring wall.

Free MLB Live Gameday Audio

Just a bit outside!

It’s tough being a huge baseball fan of a team you don’t live near. I’m stuck listening or watching the nearby Orioles or Nationals, which sucks unless the Mariners are playing them :) However, mlb.tv has an awesome (but kind of pricey) service where you can watch or listen to any game nationwide via your computer. And from now until July 14th, they are letting your listen to any baseball game for free. It’s pretty cool, you even get to pick which broadcast you want to listen in on, so if your team is playing an away game, you still can tune into your team’s broadcast and listen to some heavily biased play-by-play!

[via the forums]

Free Water Bottle

EDIT: This is now dead.

If you’re anything like me, you’re scared to death of opening that cabinet in the kitchen right above the microwave because you know the second you do, you’ll be buried in 900 free water bottles. They’ll come tumbling since you’ve stuffed way too many in there and then you’ll never be able to cram them all back in and meanwhile, you’re busy trying to pick which one you want to take to the park with you and finally you become too flustered and just plop back down in front of the computer to see what you can find on YouTube. What, I’m the only one who does this?

[via the forums]

Free CLIF BAR Training Kit

I’m not sure what this free CLIF BAR training kit is actually training you for, but I’m always down for some miscellaneous exercise. Wait, did I say exercise? I meant to say lying in bed while surfing for freebies with my laptop, drinking a beer, and watching The Discovery Chanel. Luckily for me, I don’t need a freebie to do all that! Though I would like a free beer…

[via the forums]

Free New York Mets Pin

Too bad this free New York Mets pin isn’t a Seattle Mariners one instead :)

[via the forums]

Free Golf Tees

My grandma used to live right next to a driving range, which would have been the perfect place to use these free golf tees. Unfortunately, I’m banned from ever returning there since as a kid (ie, moronic high schooler with too much time on my hands), I used to wait until dusk, sneak down a few yards, strap on a football helmet, and then proceed to race around the range while waving my arms in the air and daring anybody to hit me. Somehow I never got beaned on the head and a few of my friends actually started joining me whenever Friday night was proving too dull for us, but that fun ended when the owner finally let his snarling Dobermans off their leashes. I tell ya, if you’ve never seen a pack of skinny white boys running for their lives while wearing oversized fishbowls on their heads, you missed your chance that night.

You know, now I think I understand why every time I play golf with my buddies, I end up in last place four holes into the course, get drunk, and wreck the golf cart while trying to joust with giant oak trees.

[via the forums]