I’m clearing my throat in a condescending tone here, people. It’s Friday! Don’t you dare tell me you forgot about theoffer that’s available every week. Let me guess, you’re going to forget about my birthday too. And our anniversary… This happens every year! I get up early, cook a huge breakfast for all the Hiffers who are celebrating their one year anniversary since finding the site, and then I get upstairs and you’ve all left for work already. And don’t even get me started on the five course meal I cook every night.
Look, I think we need to talk…