I don’t have a Quiznos within walking distance, so somebody answer me this riddle: how much does a side and regular size fountain drink cost? The reason I ask is because if you join their Q-Club, you can get a printable coupon (no software needed) for a free Quiznos flatbread Sammie with the purchase of those two items. Not quite a free meal, but if you happen to eat there for lunch or dinner occasionally, a free $5 sandwich isn’t too shabby. (edit: Some Hiffers have pointed out that these are actually pretty small, so I wouldn’t go out of your way just for this freebie.)
When signing up, make sure you use your real name because they superimpose it on the coupon. Nobody told me that and now my coupon reads “This online certificate entitles Smelly Feet to one free sammie.” Great, I can’t wait to try and talk my way out of that one.