EDIT: This coupon has since expired.
Here’s a free coupon to print out and use at Sears before September 14th for a free padlock. I think my title is a little deceptive though, as it’s not a free Sears Padlock. It’s a Master Padlock from Sears. But that’s way too long to put in the title.
I don’t like long titles for things – especially books! What’s with authors these days coming up with titles so long they won’t even fit on the spine. It’s almost as annoying as the cheap glue being used in newer books. What’s with that stuff? I swear Elmer’s glue holds together better than that stuff. Ahh, Elmer’s. I used to love drenching my hands in Elmer’s and then rubbing them together to peel it all off. It was almost as fun as playing paper football when the teacher wasn’t looking. I actually sucked at that; my kicks always sailed wide left. It was like…
…You know what I plan on locking up with my free padlock? My rambling and trackless thought process.