Have I offended you? Was it something I said? Ok….I’m sorry. I’ll be honest with you, I don’t know what it was I did, but I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. What with trying to find freebies, think of something interesting about them, my other websites, my job, the family, the dog, taxes, the heat wave, losing my socks, global strife, cell phone reception, The Mariners sucking, my pillows having stupid feathers in them so that I can’t sleep…it’s just too much sometimes and I simply hope that whatever it was that I did, well, can you see it in your hearts to forgive me? Because it’s been 36 hours and my freebie addiction is really starting to kick in now. I NEED SOME FREE TOOTHPASTE SAMPLES OR SOMETHING!
Sorry. Didn’t mean to yell, not to you at least. And I’d take whatever freebie you felt like blessing us with. Just toss me a bone here, I’m beggin’ ya.