Sorry hidden explosives enthusiasts, thesearen’t what you think. It’s actually a new twist on magazines, where you select up to five traditional publications (Time, Sports Illustrated, etc.) and they then somehow customize you Mine magazine issues to include articles from all five of your selections. Don’t ask me to explain it any further; I’m already confused on how they’ll decide which articles from each magazine to include.
This is almost more baffling than the time I discovered you could put cold food in a magic box and have it come out piping hot. How does that witchcraft even work!? I swear, my house is made of elven magic.