I hope Walmart doesn’t expect us to sign up for a free 3-pack of Poise pads and ignore that they claim a Poise Fairy exists. Is this a thing now? Did I miss it during my childhood thanks to my anatomy or is Walmart and Poise trying to pull a fast one on us?
What does the Fairy bring? Just pads? Where does she leave them? I’ve never seen a Poise Tree during the holidays and waking up to pads under my pillow seems unnerving. Maybe they’re hidden outside in brightly colored packages under bushes and behind rocks. You know, if there’s somehow chocolate wrapped with them, I think I can get behind this.