Today is July 11, otherwise known as 7-11. At least most of us call it 7-11; maybe you’re certifiably insane and call it Kingfork Day or 7-*foghorn noise*. If that’s the case, then you and I should definitely hang out, as we are assuredly cut from the same cloth.
Where was I? Oh yeah, 7-11 means it’s free 7-Eleven Slurpee Day! Simply walk into a 7-Eleven from 11am-7pm today only and you’ll walk out with a free small Slurpee.