Arby’s is giving away free curly fries with no purchase necessary tomorrow, Tuesday, November 15. Just print your coupon and enjoy some french fries for breakfast. Or lunch! Or how about dinner?! Just not all three, because the employees would notice you coming back for more than one freebie. That is unless you wore a fake mustache then fake beard during your second and third trips.
What, am I the only person who carries around emergency fake facial hair?
Also, Arby’s new tag bothers me since Good and Mood don’t rhyme. They share all but the first letter and yet they don’t rhyme?! Who invented this stupid language anyway?