free bottle? Then you’ve come to the right place!
“A free bottle of what, though,” you may be asking yourself and that’s a fine and dandy question. The answer is, who the heck knows! I thought this site was so funny in its premise of sending you simply a “free bottle” that I signed up with a junk e-mail address I have just to see what I get. I’ll let y’all know what comes in the mail!