I first posted these free Breathe Right nasal strips in November, but they’re still available and at least 15 or 16 Hiffers a week send me this link. Not that I’m complaining, as I rather enjoy reading e-mail.
I should clarify: I rather enjoy reading most e-mail. Wedding proposals and offers to be a Godfather are always welcome. Then you get into the weird zone when people ask for my picture. But the creepiest ones are when somebody asks if I was in a certain place at a certain time because they think they saw me. Are you people following me?! Just come up and say hello, don’t hide in the shadows!