Bridal Magazines are hazardous to everyone.
- The environment – Those are thick suckers, you know how many trees you kill for one of them? And four or five of them is like a redwood!
- The bride/bridesmaid’s back – They’re so thick and heavy that the girl who’s carrying them around? Is certainly going to feel it. And nobody wants to marry someone who has bad posture, especially if its from carrying these around.
- Men – Its dangerous to our wallets for women to see all of these future ideas that their money will go to. Because in 5 years from now, the fact that your bride had calla lilies and irises in your bouquet will mean nothing (unless you’re an intelligent sap like me and remember things like that for times you’re in the doghouse).
- The purse – Dangerous to women’s pocketbooks too, seeing how much they have to spend for just one of them, much less the two redwoods worth of them that they’ll need for all of the info they never cared about till that rock was on their finger.
I guess it’s a good thing that you can get this free Bridal Guide magazine issue then. One less thing to worry about buying and another Big Mac you can eat–or shouldn’t eat so you can fit into that dress… 😀
Yes, I know we already posted this one, but it being the spring season, I thought I’d post a quickie with a new link for all of the newly engaged couples…