I’m closer than I’ve ever come to getting a full day’s supply of freebies from one site. Vive Mejor is at it again, this time offering a free Caress Skinwear Collection soap sample. I love how the confirmation page says “You are just a few steps closer to flaunting gorgeous skin!” Why thank you! But forget taking the rest of the steps, I’m gonna start flaunting right now!
*runs outside naked*
Okay, so my attorney now tells me that’s not quite what it meant. Lucky for me, I have six months of upcoming free time to ponder the true meaning while the government sponsors my vacation to a local correctional facility. Aren’t they considerate?