EDIT: Darn it, looks like they’re already out of samples for the month.
If you missed out on thisin late April, now’s your chance to snag a sample as they have a new monthly supply. It takes six to eight weeks for the freebie to arrive though. If you have a pressing social engagement soon and don’t know what to do about that gray spot, allow me to make a few suggestions that would impress even MacGyver:
- Sharpie + 10 minutes = good as new.
- Christmas bows are out of season and thus very cheap.
- If the gray spot is noticed, casually say it must be ash from that house fire where you saved an entire family plus a litter of puppies.
- If your friends are geeks, mention that gray spots are common side effects from time traveling. Follow this up by slapping your hands over your mouth and mentioning that you’ve said too much.
- Did you know what scientific studies have shown that people with gray spots are happier, richer, and live longer? Your friends don’t have to know that you made this up.