EDIT: To get the wipes, you must be a teacher. They only have a certain number each day and today’s amount is exhausted now.
As a kid, I used to always wish I’d get sick so that I could stay home from school. What was the worst that could happen to me back then? Strep throat? Possibly a stomach bug? Now my siblings have to worry about freaking Swine Flu! Maybe thesewill help keep them healthy and out of my hair for six hours a day.