Every morning I wake up and think to myself, “you know what? I think I’ll have some oatmeal this morning!” Then I shuffle my way into the kitchen and fumble my way through the cabinet to find a bowl and spoon. By this point I’ve exhausted well over half of my expendable energy and the thought of finding some oatmeal, pouring warm water on top of it, opening the microwave, waiting for it to heat up, and then eating it seems like waaaaaay too much work. So I pour a giant mug of coffee and get one step further away from a healthy diet!
So I wonder if the fact that I can get some free Coach’s oatmeal might not give me that extra boost of energy in the morning to finally eat it!
[via the forums]